Pokemon that travel the wrong way

"Hey, wow! Hey, Suo Kuo~ Wo Ci Di Ku Lu~~~"

On the deserted forest path, Xiaoyou was singing happily and walking easily. Gengar was also floating behind Xiaoyou with an equally relaxed expression - probably because he had two high-quality pass-through plugs in his ears. earplugs.

The reason why Xiaoyou acted so relaxedly is because after receiving the regional mission from Team Rocket, the cheating system also took the initiative to throw out the mission:

[Side mission: "You can lose the team battle, but Beifeng must die!" Mission goal: Search for the mysterious man "Beefeng" in the Chengdu area (you can find out his true identity, capture or kill him). Reward: Free attributes +5 (detection)/15 (capture)/16 (kill)]

Well, judging from the rewards, we know that the system proposes the option of "killing" purely for cuteness - no matter how crazy Xiao Youjie is, he will not kill people just for the increasingly worthless 1 point of free attributes. Right? Even if the target is a pervert wearing tight clothes...

Xiaoyou's first reaction after receiving the mission was: Sad! wind! The two symbols of "Nima" are indeed Chinese characters! ? As expected, this guy is also a member of the proliferating million-travel party in the new era! ?

Then the system very humanely suggested that the so-called online yer search service can be provided here, and Xiaoyou informed Xiaoyou after paying a service fee of 2000 yuan that no other yer was found... and then it prompted in a more humane way, "Beifeng "The term "is just an abbreviated code name given by the system based on the symbols on the perverted man's tights in order to avoid being suspected of cheating by referring to the target as "a muscular pervert wearing tights". That's all...

So a certain transvestite was surprised to find that this was the first time that she had been cheated out of money by the system and she was not angry at all...

So Xiaoyou can now travel easily without any psychological pressure, and can even sing happily - after confirming in advance that there is no one within a radius of nearly a kilometer...

Of course, whether it is a mission for the Rockets or the system, if it can be done, it will still be done. Xiaoyou has her own plans for this, but that will have to wait until the next town.

By the way. As for Team Rocket, although the city-wide search for the Man in the Sad Wind Mask failed to find the pervert wearing tights over his breasts, there were many unexpected gains in other aspects.

For example, in the forest of a certain nature reserve, a magical lake was discovered that could restore the physical strength and energy of electric elves, and in the center of the bottom of the lake, an ancient ruin with a mysterious crystal was discovered. Because of the existence of the ruins at the bottom of the lake, a large number of electric elves, including even a wild legendary elf lightning bird, will go here regularly to rest... Thanks to the Rockets themselves, a Xiaoyou has been captured and has been raised by the research department. Thanks to the ripe Zapdos, after some force and negotiation, the Rockets successfully established a three-generation artificial elf here on the condition of not interfering with the regular recuperation of wild Zapdos and not capturing local wild electric-type elves. The sub-base of the Elf Pseudo Dream, and dispatched a force of wild electric elves with breeders as the main force to induce the troops to settle down - it would not violate the treaty if the elves were tempted by the food and voluntarily joined the Rockets - and benefited from As Team Rocket's reputation among the public gradually increased, the administrator of the reserve was successfully persuaded to acquiesce to Team Rocket's actions. It is conceivable that in the near future, the electric system will become Team Rocket's second signature attribute after the super power system...

Another example is that in a small town, a mysterious organization was discovered that was operating in the Johto area and had technological strength no less than that of Team Rocket... Just kidding. This unofficial organization, called the "Little Elf Unbelievable Club" ("PFC" for short), has a big dream but is as small as just two people. It has been committed to proving that little elves like Pippi are aliens... Although it seems confusing no matter how you look at it, It's two funny guys who are guilty of chuunibyou, but these two people have the technological research and development capabilities and mobility that are powerful enough to rival the Meow Meow trio. They use a suitcase's worth of general-purpose parts to assemble dozens of machines. The ability to use these tools for different purposes even impressed the top three doctors in the scientific research department, including Dr. Canbo (that's what he should be called...)... Boss Sakaki, who never let go of the wrong talents, made a prompt decision and dispatched Several A-level special force members, including Macchiato, joined the PFC organization, looking for opportunities to steal their technology and at the same time persuade them to join the Rockets. With the technical nerd-level emotional intelligence of the two PFC members, it is estimated that they will only succeed.

It's a matter of time...

Another example is the unexpected discovery of a rich variety of evolutionary stone veins in a certain cave, the discovery of a rare wild elf habitat in a certain forest, and the encounter with the legendary elf Suicune by the certain river (of course his capture operation order... People regretfully failed) and so on. It can be said that even if the whereabouts of the sad wind man are not found at all, this search operation can be regarded as a great success...

According to gossip (provided by Confidential Secretary Asuka), Boss Sakaki is currently very seriously considering whether to release false news that Sad Wind Man has gone to the Kanto region, and then "develop" the entire Kanto region along the way...

————Dr. Ohki’s Throwing Soap (Note 1)——————

"Oh, God is really helping me!"

Leisurely and leisurely, you came to Xiaoyou, the next town, and unexpectedly discovered that there was a place in this city that was very suitable for executing your plan: Battle Park.

This so-called battle park is not a place for trainers to fight each other like the battle tower with a very similar name in Manjin City. Instead, the visiting trainers can freely choose the Pokémon they want to battle. And the special park trainers in the park will direct these elves to fight against the trainers. There is a fee to battle against designated elves in the battle park, and if you win the corresponding stake, you can also get prizes.

If Xiaoyou can describe it, the battle tower is a pvp facility, while the battle park is a pve facility.

But it doesn’t matter, as long as we can fight.

After spending money to buy tickets - 300 yuan for three battles - Xiaoyou came to the battle pre-selection hall. There is an oversized screen here, which randomly displays ten or twenty pictures of elves with different attributes. After selecting the elves you want to fight, you can enter the park and compete with the elves commanded by the park trainer. It’s time for the little elf to fight hard...

Of course, there are extremely rich types of elves in the battle park. If the trainer is not interested in all the elves displayed on the screen, he can also choose to update the battle list and randomly select new elves. The cost is also very cheap... …

Well, hehe.

Xiaoyou was lucky enough to find a very suitable opponent in the initial random list - and quite coincidentally, she was able to put together a "suit": "...Well, these are the three!"

"Okay, please wait a moment..." The receptionist in charge of the reception skillfully tapped on the computer on the console, "I've been waiting for a long time! Your battle elf is ready. Please wear this badge and start from now on." Enter the park through gate three.”

Xiaoyou took the "p"-shaped park badge handed over by her elder sister and entered the park through the gate marked with the number "3".

In the park where the scenery is relatively well maintained - it is rare for a park with "battle" as its selling point not to be in a devastated state - it is divided into dozens of large and small circular pairs of different venue types. The battlefield is connected by winding forest paths. The trainers who came to fight walked around the park at will, and the locators installed on the badges worn by the trainers would find themselves with their intended opponents, and then shout "Dema" in a suitable situation and situation. Sia jumped out of the grass...

Soon, Xiaoyou, who was walking around in the park, met his first Galen... ahem, it was the park's trainer.

"Let's fight!"

Note 1: If you are interested in this "skill", please check it out yourself. . The keyword "Elf♂/♀" is kindly provided. .

ps: Chapter recommendation! Well, Zhang Tui. .

Diary of Death's Truancy, the main website work of Xueba Sang (this guy seems to be the founder of the Sad Wind Movement...). Personally, I feel that this is a humorous and humorous writing style with a grand and vast plot, ups and downs, and vivid and lively tasks. It also has a lot of moral integrity. An excellent novel about crawling and torturing the main character to the point of being tortured. . Well, just listen carefully. . In short, both old readers who are familiar with Xueba's peeing properties and new readers who are curious about Xueba's peeing properties can give it a try. .