Pokemon that travel the wrong way

After all, Gengar is the starting elf who has been with Xiaoyou for the longest time. He has participated in at least eight out of ten times of "clearing the jungle". In addition, he has miscellaneous bonuses such as system attributes, curse talisman equipment, and urban legend titles. ...In short, after Hackron took a hit of Gengar's extremely effective freezing wind, the shadow ball that followed the face was very timely and played a last-ditch effect. Hackron dropped after the "boo" Once I hit the ground, I never got up again...

The old butler, who was shorter than Xiaozhi, pronounced the verdict very simply: "Hakron lost his fighting power and Gengar won! Therefore, the winner is Zhou Fangyou from Zhenxin Town!"

Miss Xiaozhuang, the gym trainer in a cosy uniform, admitted defeat easily: "It was a wonderful battle! Come, accept this Shenglong badge that symbolizes a successful challenge to the Yanmo Gym."

"Thank you!" Xiaoyou, who relied on conspiracy and unscrupulous shadow clone sales to score three to zero, naturally accepted the badge more easily...

However, the cheating system was not very straightforward this time. It was not until Xiaoyou looked at the black dragon-head-shaped badge over and over against the sun several times that he finally reacted and belatedly sent a prompt:

[Rising Dragon Badge: The power of dragon skills increases by 10%/Attack +1, Defense +1]

[Side mission "Dragon Slaying Hero! Probably..." completed, reward: attack +1, defense +1, free attribute +3]

[Hidden side mission: "Destroy the Dragon! (Successfully challenged the Yanmo Gym with a 3:0 record)" completed. Reward: Title "Dragon Slayer" (combat power +1% when fighting dragon elves)】

[Hidden side mission: "Ninjutsu: Multiple Shadow Clone Technique! (All battles in a gym battle use shadow clone skills)" completed. Reward: Title "Naruto" (skill casting speed +30% when using shadow clone skills, number of shadow clones +50%, additional visual effects added)】

[The triggering conditions of the regional mission: "Chengdu Alliance, a New Beginning" have not been met, and there are no additional rewards. 】

"..." The badge effects, system attribute points, etc. were all familiar and old, but the two so-called hidden tasks that rewarded titles made Xiaoyou a little... well, a pain in the ass.

It was as if the cheating system finally remembered after a long time, "Oh, yes, it turns out there is a title setting..." and quickly found an opportunity to stuff a lot of them in to show "We have been paying attention!" in the same hurry. foot……

As for the effect of the new title... "Dragon Slayer" is obviously just for cuteness. Naturally, it is impossible for Xiaoyou to eat flames or screws. In addition to the name, which has a sense of familiarity, the pitiful 1% bonus It is completely inferior to the "urban legend" that Xiaoyou is currently equipped with; and "Naruto", in addition to the more familiar name, seems to be a bit practical - the skill release speed is a bit cloudy (because of the shadow clone) The skill is almost instantaneous to begin with), but the 50% increase in quantity is very practical.

As for the visual special effects, Xiaoyu changed his title and asked Gengar to try the shadow clone skills. He found that the so-called special effects were just like the shadow clones in the Naruto setting. When they are defeated, they will explode with a "bang". A small cloud of white smoke came out...

Well, it seems that it can be used to show cuteness. Xiaoyou said that if there is a chance, she will use it for fun...

————Shadow clone——————

After obtaining the Sholong Badge, the number of Xiaoyou badges in the Johto area has reached 11. Under normal circumstances, you can go to the Alliance's Silver Conference long ago, but with the system's upper limit of 12 coins, a certain obsessive-compulsive girl still feels uncomfortable if she doesn't collect them all. Fortunately, when I borrowed the "Dragon Elf" from the Rockets a few days ago, I asked the intelligence department to find a gym that was not far from Yanmo City and happened to be on the way to the registration location for the Silver Conference, so even though it was a small Miss Zhuang warmly invites Xiaoyou to stay for a few days in the Yanmo Gym mansion - and all food and lodging are free! It’s really all free! ——In this case, Xiaoyou only stayed for one night and then said goodbye and left the gym the next morning, resolutely heading towards the last gym.

Well, even though this determination only lasted until lunch time...

"Ah, I miss the foie gras, truffles and caviar at Yanmo Gym so much..." Xiaoyou stared at the rice bowl bento he bought from the system store with a sad look on his face.

"Kou Jie Kou Jie..." Gengar stared at the plate containing elf feed and energy cubes in front of him with a sad look on his face.

"I shouldn't have stayed at the gym for dinner if I had known it. I feel like my tongue has been tricked and I can't eat the cheap food at all..." Xiaoyou poked at the fried pork chop in the lunch box with a fork out of boredom.

"Kou Jie..." Gengar slowly jumped out of the energy cube on the plate and gnawed on it.

"Ugh... does that damn rich lady want to use this method to retaliate against me for winning her badge?"

"Talk and talk!"

(Xiao Zhuang: "Ah sneeze!!")

"Damn it... come out, Bi Diao, Cross Letter Banner, and Iron Masked Ninja! Go search for the nearest wild elf community! We want to take revenge and go back!" Angry Birds... I mean Xiaoyou took out the disguise tool Bag.

(A few weeks later, Yanmo Gym trainer Xiaozhuang was accidentally attacked by a large group of wild elves while going out and was slightly injured. The cause of the attack is still unknown...)

————Multiple Shadow Clone——————

In less than a day or two, Xiaoyou found the gym recommended by Team Rocket, which was different from most gyms built in cities, but was located alone on the seaside.

"Dragon Palace Gym's...elf synchronized water ballet performance?" Xiaoyou looked at the eye-catching advertising billboards erected on the roadside. The beautifully printed posters showed several water-type elves jumping out of the water, and there were several pairs of The long white legs sticking out of the water...

"How should I put it? It feels like I'm seeing the Hualan Gym in Kanto? It seems quite unprofessional..." The corners of Xiaoyou's mouth twitched, and after a moment of hesitation, she decided to take a look first before talking. "Forget it, it's the gym recommended by Team Rocket after all. Anyway, go check it out first."

Dragon Palace Gym is a very unique gym. Not only is the gym located on the seaside far away from the city, the gym itself is even built in the sea. The square building only has a ring of open-air auditoriums exposed. Above the sea, visitors have to pass through pontoons and underwater passages to enter the gym. Because it happened to be the performance time of the water ballet, Xiaoyou couldn't go to the gym immediately to challenge, so he first sat in the auditorium with the tourists who were just watching the performance.

"Compared to Cerulean City, the popularity here seems to be average..." Xiaoyou sat in the auditorium and looked around, and found that the auditorium that could accommodate hundreds of people was only less than half full. "But it doesn't matter how the performance goes, as long as you can get a badge."

A few minutes later, as the music played, the water ballet performance officially began.

As advertised on the poster, the lively water elf and the pretty girl in bikini with beautiful legs performed various graceful and gorgeous movements in the water to the rhythm of the music, although for some reason a male was mixed in among the performers... I mean, the young men in one-piece swimsuits still occupied the main position in the performance, but this did not affect the audience's warm applause for the wonderful performance - mostly directed at the bikini girls, because the audience was seven Adults and above are men...

But Xiaoyou didn't applaud. Because he was very surprised to find acquaintances among the girls with beautiful legs performing water ballet: a girl with short light green hair with long sideburns, and a girl with straight black hair who habitually half-squinted her eyes...

Macchiato and Nobel, if I remember correctly, they should be members of Team Rocket's A-level special forces... They are good at espionage, infiltration, and assassination (there is really no such thing...), and their combat power is as good as that of the elves. The ultimate weapon, the girl... …

Xiaoyou is a little confused. Senior combat force members perform water ballet part-time at the alliance gym?

When did the Rockets’ welfare benefits reach this point?

ps1: In the previous chapter, Harkeron used the destruction death ray to defeat Gengar, which was a bit funny. . But because in the anime, Hackron destroys death rays, and after watching the CD-less stream a lot, I was deeply impressed. Plus, the BW version of the positron cannon is very popular, so I subconsciously used it. . If you are struggling with this problem, please think of it as a water cannon. . By the way, when the destruction and death light reaches xy, it turns purple and black. .

ps2: xy51 is wrong. . It is indeed the resurrection 24. .

Ash caught a facehugger! Xiaozhi is parasitized!

Oh, no. . Just an ordinary bear face. . Then Pikachu was shot in the face, poisoned and then rescued to lead out the NPC guests in this issue. . Speaking of which, the poisonous seaweed that grows all the time (this thing is not a grass attribute) has the poisonous skill. .

Maritime Archeology. . The luxury cruise ship "Stuck". . Hit an iceberg and sank. . I seem to understand something. . Was it originally canceled because of infringement? .

The Führer's invention didn't explode this time. . After all, this is the original first unexploded invention, right? Is this also the reason for being cut? .

The submarine was not designed to look like an elf! This unscientific!

In this issue, Team Rocket has a hundred tricks to commit suicide! Use tons of explosives to blast inside a deep-sea sunken ship! Oh, it turns out it's not a suicide attempt but Kojiro's imaginary plan. . It actually succeeded. . This way, you might be able to pay off your debt in one fell swoop. .

All right. . It failed in the end. . But there is really a treasure, dear! Musashi, come back and get some more, dear. .

ps3. . Janal, although you have always been a joke in the early stage, your "lok'tar!!" at the last moment was very manly. .