Pokemon that travel the wrong way

————————The title of this chapter is the complete version of the special-level imagination: The player Kentong Shinji from Manjin City is actually not a native of Manjin City, but moved to Manjin City from Dongmu Town because of a fire in his hometown. There is a cute sister who is not related by blood. Although she has a plot against her, she has never succeeded because she has a stern grandfather. So she participated in this Silver Tournament and tried to get a ranking... Boo! (The author was beaten to the kidney with a dagger and then dragged away.) ———————

"Damn it! How dare you, how dare you give my Banjila to..."

Obviously, the disgustingly handsome trainer Shinji is the kind of guy who only relies on Bangira to carry out attribute crushing tactics. As a result, after his "ace" was defeated, not only his psychological defense was severely shaken, but also the elves sent after the connection seemed to be completely Nothing has ever crossed my mind:

With a huge body of more than ten meters long, ferocious sharp metal spikes all over the body, a huge and vicious shovel-shaped head and a signature iron chin that protrudes a large circle around the upper jaw - the Big Steel Snake is indeed a pretty powerful elf, with a body as strong as steel. The defensive power and the amazing power brought by the huge body are also yellow marks of the main force level in Xiaoyou's eyes after "preparing for exercise" again... But the Philosophy Department's Wei Lijun has not been replaced yet, Shinji-kun, you are Are you really a man who sent it up in such a hurry?

"(Such a superficial direct attack...Billy, avoid it and use) Cross Cut!"

"(Okay! Just use it like this) Flame Fist!"

"(Billy, give it the final blow! Use a) close punch!"

The big steel snake lost its combat effectiveness and appeared for one minute and seventeen seconds...

"Unexpectedly, even the big steel snake... can't be repaired! It's you who forced me to show my true skills!" Mr. Shinji jumped angrily while saying harsh words that were completely unconvincing, and then took out the third small one. Elf:

The wrinkled pink skin is covered with a large amount of fat that stretches the entire body into a ball shape. The stubby limbs with tiny claws look completely unintimidating. The only thing that attracts the most attention on the whole body is the one that you can tell at a glance. The long red tongue that is good at tongue licking skills is thick, long and thick, and is constantly emitting heat and dripping saliva...

[Big tongue licking, licking the little elf all over. Ordinary attributes, egocentric characteristics. Race values: hp110, attack 85, defense 95, special attack 80, special defense 95, speed 50, total 515. Introduction: The evolved form of the big tongue, the long tongue is always dripping with saliva. Saliva contains ingredients that dissolve objects and can cause tingling on contact. 】

"..." Xiaoyou, who glanced at the Elf Illustrated Book, was too lazy to do squats... In fact, Xiaoyou now really wanted to go over and pat the other person's shoulder and ask the boy sincerely how you passed the previous selection meeting. ’s... Could it be that the three opponents were so lucky that they were all nymphomaniac girls who were fascinated by that disgustingly handsome face?

Damn, this is the last elf. If you lick it out with a normal big tongue, won't it be restrained by the strange power? We just wanted to win gorgeous points at the beginning, but we never thought that an elf would penetrate it directly!

But since the opponents are so cooperative, Xiaoyou certainly won't be polite.

So Big Tongue used his signature skill to lick his tongue. After being sidestepped by Wei Li, he grabbed it and used it as a meteor hammer, rounding it and throwing it out. He then used a rolling attack, but was hugged tightly by Wei Li's four arms. Adding two words to the situation turned into a hell rolling; in the end, he just put his life on the spot and used billions of shock waves to try to come back, but the speed was half a beat too slow and the attack route was too direct, and the monster fell down on the spot. Tongue rushed directly over the top of his head, and then in the freezing period, a strange force suddenly walked over and shot a ground ball...

The referee directly raised the flag and declared: "Big Tongue lost his fighting ability, Wei Li won! Therefore, the winner is Xiaoyou player from Zhenxin Town!"

"Oh! It's such an overwhelming power gap! This is the first 1v3 match since the start of the Silver Tournament qualifiers!" The commentator of the radio station also made timely last-ditch attacks on the spot, making Shenji's face turn red and black. Yes, how ugly it is...

What is even more unbearable for Mr. Shinji is the vague and vicious mocking expression on Xiaoyou's face opposite him, as if he is stabbed at his feet by someone from above...

"Ah! Damn, damn, damn, damn! Remember this!" So Shinji-kun ran very strongly - without tears! At least there were no tears on the spot...

(Xiaoyou: He just made it up in his head, I didn’t do anything... It’s normal to smile after winning a battle...)

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Because each group only has one battle a day, Xiaoyou can sit leisurely in the player-only auditorium for the next game and watch the battles of other Zhenxin Town teenagers.

Xiaozhi, who was ranked in Group H, faced a flat-chested girl with braids in the first battle. This washboard girl with a full dialect accent sent out the fire elf lava bug first, and Xiaozhi, who was behind, was more targeted. The ground sent a small water-type Sawtooth to deal with it - it is said that this little Sawtooth who likes to jump around has not evolved after being tamed by Xiaozhi for so long. Xiaoyou said this is really unscientific...

At the beginning of the battle, the lava bug first used its shadow clone to successfully hit the crocodile with a spray of flames, but the crocodile then fired back at the lava bug with a water gun. Seeing that her own fire element was obviously suffering from the opponent's water element, the airport girl immediately used the elf exchange right to take back the lava bug, and then released a furry and fierce electric elf electric beast, preparing to do the opposite. He used his attribute advantage to beat up the Sawtooth... But what he didn't expect was that Xiaozhi actually followed suit and replaced the Sawtooth, and replaced it with the ground-type elf Elephant, which was able to defeat the electric type...

"No way!!" Xiaoyou in the audience almost peeed with fright. He grabbed the head of Gengar at his feet and shook it hard. "Xiaozhi actually knows how to use attributes to restrain himself!! Isn't this the time to lose!? Oh my God, Xiaozhi can't even enter the official game and will be eliminated..."

Let’s not mention whether this theory that “Ash’s attributes are superior and he will definitely lose” is reliable or not... On the battlefield, the electric beast’s unbelievable move of one hundred thousand volts did not even break the oily skin of the little elephant. Next, Highway Girl could only reluctantly waste the right to exchange again and replace the lava bug, but the ground-based moves were equally effective against the fire-based elf, and the lava bug that was replaced was also pushed forward by the little elephant's earthquake roll. He was beaten on the ground and fell cleanly to the ground as a "zombie (combat power)". The only effective damage caused to the little elephant was the side effect of the little elephant's own charging skill...

Next, the third elf sent by the aircraft carrier girl was the fire rat. Although it was also a fire elf, its combat power was much higher than that of the lava bug. It used its power to kill the little elephant from the front. When Xiaozhi sent out the Sawtooth again, the tablet girl used her last chance to switch to the electric beast, and used the Thunder Punch to kill the Sawtooth instantly. But Ash's last elf was Squirtle, who was also a water type...

"Huh... the attribute is against the wind, Xiaozhi should be fine." In the audience, Xiaoyou let go of the hand on Gengar's head and breathed a sigh of relief, "Uh, no! The opponent also has a fire rock rat! Water type vs. fire Xiaozhi still has the upper hand..."

Well, ignore the various entanglements of a certain transvestite... On the field, Squirtle is the old main elf in the Kanto region. Even if he has not evolved, he can still kill the electric shock with a water gun and a rocket headbutt. The beast proves the law of "those who go against the little wise will prosper, and those who follow the little wise will perish". and

The same was true for the decisive battle between the last elf on both sides. The Fire Rat with inferior attributes in turn suppressed Squirtle, which had superior attributes. The final result was that when Squirtle accidentally fell down and his shell landed on the ground, he used a move called "Five-Way Water Cannon Spiral Shuriken" that could no longer be called a water cannon skill to achieve a desperate counterattack and successfully knocked down Fire Rock Rat narrowly won the first game...

"So Xiaozhi shouldn't use any attribute restraint tactics..." Xiaoyou commented during the game break. "If you don't think twice about closing the door and letting Pikachu go, I might just kill you three times..."

After the two passer-by battles in Xiaoyou Eyes in Groups i and J, it was the battle between Xiaomao in Group K. Unlike Xiaozhi's opponent, a girl with rare resources, Xiaomao's opponent is a beautiful big sister with a "bad omen", so that the cheers and support of the audience are clearly polarized - more than 80% of the audience are male. They are cheering for the Oppai Queen contestants, and those cheering for Xiaomao are mostly the female spectators next to the male spectators...

By the way, Xiaoyou, who has sharp ears, can bet on Gengar’s dinner tonight. Among the voices cheering for the Oppai Queen contestants, the one with the loudest voice is definitely Xiaogang.

It's just that the battle is not a campaign. The victory or defeat does not depend on which side has more supporters, but on the strength of the trainer and the elf. Although Oppai's big sister is not weak, and the few elves on the field are well-trained, they are still no match for Xiao Mao's "husband and wife team" Nido King and Nido Queen. In the end, they defeated Nido Later, he was defeated by Nido King who went berserk because of the "pain of losing his wife"...

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After the day's competition, Xiaoyou was shopping alone in the market of the contestant village. As a result, while shopping, he encountered a scene that could be called a miracle: the small-breasted girl who lost to Xiaozhi in the morning group match was carrying a A lava snail said something to Xiaozhi in a friendly manner. Because of the distance, Xiaoyou could only vaguely hear "Crystal of Love", "Date Postponed" and so on...

"N-Nani!?" Because the words he heard contained a little too much information, by the time the stunned Xiaoyou came back to his senses, Xiaozhi and his group could no longer see their shadows in the crowd...

————An unscientific spiral water cannon————

The second day of the qualifying round.

Because the match in Group D on this day was between Kaoru and the disgustingly handsome Shinji and not about a certain transvestite, Xiaoyou held a large bucket of popcorn and drinks early, and carried a small bag provided by the Meow Meow trio. Elf Box Egg sat in the audience.

The Phantom Group trio seemed to have come to their senses after being flown over by Ash Pia on the opening day, and since then they have been doing business honestly like they did at the Quartz Conference. In addition to the elf box eggs that Xiaoyou came up with before, this time commemorative badges made by Kojiro are also added as new flagship products - as a senior collector of soda bottle caps, Kojiro unexpectedly understands the psychology of collectors very well, and the design The commemorative badges are on sale and the demand exceeds the supply, which makes the egg box business become a foil. So in order to increase the sales of boxed eggs, Xiaoyou specially brought a set of samples to the venue to promote advertising...

In fact, this day's game was relatively boring for Xiaoyou. Because according to the order of appearance of the players in the qualifiers, the first day is a vs. b, the second day is b vs. c, the third day is c vs. a, and then the fourth day is reserved for the possible tie-breakers. So not only Xiaoyou himself, but also Xiaozhi and Xiaomao will not appear in the game on this day...

Therefore, Xiaoyou watched this day's game with the mentality of watching the whole show:

In the second game of Group D, Axun faced Nausea Shuai.

Probably after absorbing the lesson of the failure of the first ace and the huge chaos in the rear, Shinji-kun seems to have saved Bangira for the finale this time. But unfortunately, Kaoru probably felt that the duel with Xiaoyu was in the group qualifiers anyway, and there was no need to reserve his strength for the official competition. Therefore, the elves who logged in were Nobunaga, Yoshimoto, and Nagamasa. There are "three great names", and Shinji's elf pool is obviously not deep enough. There is just a lack of water elf in the lineup. As a result, he was abused to death. In the end, when he hoped that the ace Bangira came on to reverse the comeback, he saw the flame chicken Nagamasa. It was like a Kung Fu superstar shouting "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...", then he hit him with a flying knee kick...

So the current score of Group D is Xiaoyou with 3 points, Kaoru with 3 points, and Shenji with 0 points. The disgusting handsome trip to the Silver Conference has come to an end - even if the game between Xiaoyou and Kaoru ends in a draw on the third day, It's also a matter of victory between the two of them, it's none of Shinji's business.

Then Shinji-kun cried loudly, "Grandpa, please forgive me, this is not my fault, it really is not my fault," and was dragged away by the scruff of the neck by a bald old man with a gloomy look.

This guy will probably be badly repaired when he returns home - such as being thrown into a basement full of green caterpillars... But that's none of Xiaoyou's business.

In the second game of Group H, the flat-chested girl is... funny.

Xiaoyou said that she definitely did not intentionally insult this rooster-comb-headed boy named Junyi. In fact, this guy is really a joke: when he came on stage, he wore a big cloak that did not match the casual clothes he was wearing. It was okay to get in front of the camera and blatantly steal the spotlight when he was introducing himself, but when the battle progressed to the crucial decisive game where both sides had only one elf left, this guy actually stepped on his cloak while trying to be cool and posing. As a result of the fall, his mosquito-repellent frog was unprepared and hit by the flat-chested girl's fire rock rat with a powerful flame jet directly outside the field... Calculating the points, Xiaoyou felt that Xiaozhi had won tomorrow's game. Half done...

The second game of Group K, a charming showdown! European party beautiful legs... No! But...uh...is...

Okay... Xiaoyou admitted that she didn't remember the names of the two contestants at all... They were European Party Beautiful Legs...

Even though his ears were pulled by Xiaoxia on the side and became as big as the long-tailed monster's hand, Xiaogang still insisted on keeping howling like a wolf from beginning to end...

Well, as for the competition...the strength of the two beautiful sisters is not much different, so the battle can be called exciting in a sense. In the end, Big Sister Oppai defeated Big Sister Beautiful Legs with a loss ratio of 2 to 3. Considering the dialectical relationship between Xiaomao's victory over Oppai and Oppai's victory over Beautiful Legs, Xiaomao seems to be a sure winner in tomorrow's game...

After the game, go shopping as usual.

As for the Phantom Group, due to the hot sales of elf peripherals featuring badges, the trio's business has transformed from a temporary illegal building built of crates into a regular store with its own stalls and signboards. And with their energy fully aroused, they seemed to plan to continue to expand the scale. Xiaoyou even suspected that if they just left it alone, they might be so crazy that they would build a department store directly next to the contestant village, so they decided to start from Starting today, I will take half of Miaomiao's business profits for the day and "keep them" for emergencies...

Well, this is all for the good of Miaomiao and the others.

During the subsequent stroll, I didn’t encounter the scene of a hot-blooded fool dating a flat-chested girl that Xiaoyou loved to see. Instead, I met Axun on the way back to the dormitory of the contestant village...

Then the red short-haired girl... said to the purple pony-tailed boy... Nian very sincerely: "I have a merciless request..."

ps: We have tried our best not to drink too much! One chapter of the two-day competition has been compressed!