Pokemon that travel the wrong way

The first day of the Silver Conference official competition!

Finally, the battle venue was moved to the main venue, which was huge and gorgeous but had been idle for mushrooms gathering dust!

The battle venue of the brand new and high-cost main venue can be freely replaced with four special venues: rocks, grass, pools, and ice, and will be randomly switched in every game! !

The list of top 16 players in the official competition has also been announced on the big screen in the lobby of the Elf Center! Xiaozhi and Xiaomao, the old rivals, good friends and childhood sweethearts (I swear to King Feng that there are absolutely no strange adjectives mixed in) will start a battle of love and hatred intertwined with grudges and love in the second game of the first round. …

But that's not the point!

The point is that the competition format has finally become a 6v6 all-member battle! In fact, this change is more important to a certain transvestite than anything else - because it makes it easier for her to cheat!

In the previous 3v3 battles in the qualifiers, trainers were required to log in to the Pokémon they wanted to fight before each game. This made Xiaoyou always feel at a disadvantage...because the determined lineup could not be changed! But now it is a 6v6 full-person battle. Generally, trainers can bring a total of six Poké Balls. Naturally, there is no such thing as temporary replacement of Poké Balls. Naturally, there is no need to log in to the game Poké Balls...

This is the time to realize the advantages of carrying seventeen Poké Balls with you!

So Xiaoyou was very happy, and watched with a certain sense of schadenfreude as Xiaozhi and Xiaomao looked at each other in the hall of the Elf Center and openly rubbed the "sparks of love and hate"...

However, this good mood only lasted until the next morning...

"Well, I didn't expect that the 6v6 game also requires elves to be logged in beforehand..." Sitting at the computer desk in the dormitory, Xiaoyou muttered sadly while inputting the information of the elves for the game into the computer. "This is completely unnecessary! Bureaucracy, formalism, capitalism..."

"Xiaoyu-chan! Come on for the official match!" Behind Xiaoyu, Busujima Ayako held the big bottle of "Kuailongsha" as usual, and greeted Xiaoyu boldly while holding up the wine glass. "If you don't win the championship, I'll have to commit seppuku! I'll personally explain it to you when the time comes! (Note 1)"

"Because Dr. Oki and Aunt Hanako also wanted to cheer for Xiaomao and Xiaozhi, they came with Dr. Oki's car." She has a face that is 70% similar to Xiaoyou, but her chest already has the potential to be "European" in the future. Masako Busujima smiled calmly. "Besides, the drink in Mother's hand is already the second bottle today, so you don't have to worry about seppuku or anything like that."

"I was worried that you, Xiaoyu, wouldn't be used to the food here, so I borrowed the kitchen here to cook your favorite dish!" Shufang Yakumo, who looked like a blonde version of Yamato Nadeshiko's beauty, was eating from a huge incubator. Take out plates of dishes and put them on the table. "But I seem to have done a lot more on a whim... Xiaoyou, how about you call Xiaozhi and Aunt Hanako over to eat together?"

"Okay." Xiaoyou turned around and squeezed out a smile full of performance bonuses, "I'll go after I upload the elf information..."

"After dinner, go find Dr. Omu. The doctor said he wanted to give you the updated information for the Elf Illustrated Book..."

"Ok, no problem……"

"By the way, Xiaoyou! When I came here, I bought you a Silver Tournament commemorative badge set from a nearby store! Although it's a bit expensive, it's a limited edition! It's very beautiful!"

"Hmm, it's really good! It's indeed a limited edition..."

"(Nima, that's a zero-cost product made by Kojiro and the others using collected soda bottle caps! Father, you have been deceived...)" - by Xiaoyou, who is full of guilt.

————The latest product of Daiginjo’s “Kill” series·Bite Kill——————

"Oh! The official championship of the Johto Alliance Silver Conference is finally about to begin!" In the crowded main venue of the conference, the excited voices of the mysterious commentator family echoed from the speakers everywhere. "What kind of exciting and fierce battle will the sixteen strong men who have passed through the selection and preliminaries enter the official competition next? Obviously the audience is almost excited..."

"No, I said it calmly..." Xiaoyou was sitting in the audience, holding a big paper bucket with Ah Xu and throwing popcorn into their mouths.

Because his game is the fourth, Xiaoyou will sit in the auditorium with his family to watch the game. Next to him are Xiaozhi's mother, Aunt Hanako, and Xiaomao's grandfather, Dr. Oki. As for Xiaozhi and Xiaomao, who were about to play in the second game, they were nowhere to be seen - Xiaomao didn't know why, but Xiaozhi might have gone to the player lounge to prepare in advance because of nervousness...

But anyway, there is live TV in the lounge, so it won't affect watching the game.

In the first game of the first round, the flame chicken man Ye Yue, who Xiaoyou had met in the fire competition in Hyuga Town, appeared. However, although this guy did use the Flame Chicken in this game, he only defeated his opponent's Overlord Flower with restrained attributes and then took it back. He did not use the Flame Chicken as mindlessly as he had seen before... In the end Taking advantage of the terrain of the randomly arrived ice field, he used an ice-type Xuanla to use high-mobility tactics to easily defeat the opponent's philosophy-type elf's strange power, and became the first to qualify for the quarterfinals.

"Oh! After a short break, what will happen next is the fateful battle of Zhenxin Town that the audience has been waiting for! Players Xiaozhi and Xiaomao, who are also from Zhenxin Town in the Kanto region, were once The close friends of our childhood sweethearts now have to decide life and death on the battlefield! Cruel fate makes lovers fight against each other! Who will be able to walk out of today's battlefield alive in the end - it hurts!"

Xiaoyou, who was pretending to be a commentator in the audience, was killed by her sister with one blow and fell silent.

"Xiaoyou, if you continue to get carried away, it will be more than just me beating you." Masako calmly took out the silk scarf and wiped the blood (fog) on ​​the paulownia wooden knife, "You don't want Aunt Hanako to hear it, and then be beaten by the kitchen knife Hack him to death?"

"Uh, yes..."

Outside the game field, Xiaoxia Xiaogang sat on the coaching bench with the help of Xiaozhi's friends. In terms of location, it was even better than the special seats for Xiaoyou's family members. And Xiaoxia and the others also deliberately released several of their live treasure elves to join Pikachu in waving little flags to cheer Xiaozhi to fight against Xiaomao...

As for why we should fight against Xiaomao, that’s because...

"Come on, Xiaomao, Xiaomao! Xiaomao, Xiaomao is the best!"

On the coaching bench on Xiao Mao's side, a group of beautiful older sisters in miniskirts were waving colorful balls, and Xiao Mao was shouting cheering slogans in neat movements - Xiao Mao's personal guards who once accompanied the third generation of rich sports cars to conquer the entire Kanto region. Gorgeous resurrection!

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nbsp;(By the way, Xiaogang on Xiaozhi's side looked like he was ready to defect to the enemy camp at any time, but he didn't take action just because he was within Xiaoxia's effective attack range...)

The turntable on the large electronic screen flashed, and the venue for this competition was quickly decided - a rocky venue full of rugged sharp stones and rough gravel.

Next, Xiao Mao, the starter, first sent out his own elf. He was one of the Nido couple who had made great contributions in the previous qualifiers. They looked simple and honest, but were covered in poisonous bristles. They looked like a giant rat and a standing rhinoceros. A hybrid poisonous elf, Nidoqueen.

And Xiaozhi took out...er, Kentaro?

"...Are Xiaozhi too nervous to show off?" Xiaoyou blinked. Xiaozhi caught a large group of Kenteros in the nature park and knew it, but it seemed that Xiaozhi had never properly trained these three-tailed bison, and just let them run around like crazy in Dr. Oak's backyard every day. , almost no different from wild stocking...

But Xiaozhi now uses one to play in the league conference?

As a result, Kentero was very strong against the rockfall of Nidoqueen and launched an aggressive horn attack. However, Nidoqueen, who was good at defense, grabbed the horns and blocked it. Then he decisively ordered Nido to launch a zero-range destructive death ray...

So the wild Kentero was killed naturally.

Next, Xiaozhi took out the non-wild elf Heracross, while Xiaomao replaced Nidoqueen with the fire elf Duck-billed Charmander, which can suppress insects...

"In this game, let's bet on Xu's five-day dinner, and Xiaozhi will win!" Xiaoyou said firmly.

According to Xiaozhi's law that your attributes must win, Heracross on the field exploded with the Zerg alarm characteristic when he was roasted to a medium-rare state by the duck-billed fire dragon in the early stage. He flapped his wings to blow away the flames on his body, and then used a move The powerful Mega-Power Angle Strike sent the Duck-billed Fire Dragon off the field...

But Xiaomao then sent out his trump card, the complete form of the initial elf of the Kanto water system, the Water Arrow Turtle, with a double-barreled water cannon attack that directly blew away Heracross and the rock where it was hiding. And even after Xiaozhi showed off again and sent out Smelly Mud, one of the most popular monsters for thousands of years, his power remained unabated. He used water cannons and high-speed rotation to beat Smelly Mud so dizzy that he almost couldn't take care of himself. Xiaozhi saw that the situation was not good and replaced him. Go down.

In order to curb the momentum of Xiaomao's Water Arrow Turtle, Xiaozhi took out the Gosanjia in the Johto area and the grass-type Bay Leaf to challenge...

Xiaoyou lowered his head to grab the remaining popcorn with Geng Gui: "Bayue Ye is dead..."

On the field, the Bay Leaf Double Turtle tried to stop the high-speed rotation of the Water Arrow Turtle with a Tarzan attack. The Water Arrow Turtle bit the big leaf above its head and was thrown around like a meteor hammer. Then it was thrown out against the wall. A big or small hole was created...

Blastoise doublekill!

Because more than half of the elves on Xiaozhi's side were "dead", the first half was determined to be over according to the rules of the game, with a five-minute intermission. Xiaoyou took the opportunity to instruct Gengar to replenish a large amount of snacks and drinks - all the bills were sent to the Meow Meow trio's shop...

The second half.

Xiaomao probably wanted to be wary of Xiaozhi's trump card, so he took the initiative to take back the Blastoise to rest and replaced it with a wind dog, while Xiaozhi took out a big pile of furry dark blue meat...I mean Kirby.

Although Wind Speed ​​Dog used its speed advantage to trap Kirby in the flame whirlpool soon after the war started, Xiaomao obviously underestimated the thickness of Xiaozhi's chief foodie... Kirby took his time in the flames. Uzumaki fired a powerful destructive death ray, instantly killing the Wind Speed ​​Dog who was caught off guard because the flame vortex blocked his sight. Immediately afterwards, when faced with Xiaomao's reappearance of Nidoqueen, Kirbymon showed agility that surprised everyone. After avoiding Nidoqueen's destructive death light, he counterattacked with a beautiful freezing punch. , got the second doublekill after the Water Arrow Turtle!

Xiaoyou, who was sucking on the drink straw: "That's not speed, is it? It's just rebounding with fat..."

Xiao Mao on the field probably also discovered this, so he decisively sent out the "Red Comet" Giant Pincer Mantis in the next battle, using real high speed to teach Kirby how to be an elf... and Xiao Zhi also After Kirbymon took the lunch, he once again sent out the "Nightmare of Oak Research Institute" Stinky Mud, trying to use Stinky Mud's slime body to neutralize the high attack speed of Giant Pincer Mantis... but failed. Instead, because of the previous fight with Water Arrow Turtle He consumed too much energy during the battle and was killed in anger. The giant pincer mantis is also doublekill!

Now, Xiaozhi has only the last elf left, but Xiaomao still has the Giant Claw Mantis on the field, an elf that is not on the field, and the ace Blastoise resting off the field. Elf! But in Xiaoyou's eyes, Pikachu, the ace of Xiaozhi's side, was waving a small flag on the coaching bench behind him, cheering, and it seemed that he was not included in the battle list...

Ash finally took out his last pokemon...it was Charizard!

"It turned out to be a fire-breathing dragon, and it came from that valley again..." Xiaozhi finally understood what was going on with the faint burnt smell on the table when Xiaozhi and the others came to eat yesterday...

Giant Pincer Mantis used Steel Wings, but was instantly killed by Charizard, who sprayed flames into the bear's face!

Xiaomao then sent out Longlongyan, which had attributes to restrain Charizard. Although Charizard failed to use the Earth Throw due to the heavy weight of Longlongyan, it was hit by Longlongyan's move that changed the magnitude of the attack. However, he then hit a dragon strike. Longlongyan was so angry that he turned into a bear and killed instantly!

doublekill!

Now both sides have only the last elf left, Charizard and Water Arrow Turtle, both of whom are the final evolved forms of the three royal families of Kanto...

"Oh! The final decisive battle has finally arrived! The centuries-old feud between the Omu clan and the Tajiri clan will finally come to an end today...ah!" Xiaoyou threw away the empty drink cup and used her bare hands to block the sword that her sister Masako was aiming at her head. "I just shut up..."

"Watch the game carefully, Xiaoyou," Masako retracted his knife and said, "This is the most critical game."

"Well, that's what I say..." Xiaoyou said with a nonchalant expression, "But for me, the outcome of this battle has already been decided."

"How to say?"

"Water-type Blastoise versus fire-type Charizard...Ash has already won!"

Note 1: Error: Because the act of seppuku itself will not kill you for a while. Theoretically, you can drag the intestines and wail for a long time. In order to avoid this situation that damages the gorgeous image of bushido, under normal circumstances, the unlucky guy will commit seppuku. There will always be acquaintances behind to help with a knife to cut off the head. I am sure many people don’t know this unpopular knowledge, so I’m definitely not cheating on the word count. .