Pokemon that travel the wrong way

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("Everyone thinks that the Flame Chicken is my strongest elf... But now, it's time to show his true ability! The Big Steel Snake - ga evolves!!")

("Nani? What kind of sister evolves?")

"Oh? Oh! Oh oh oh!! No, an incredible situation has occurred!! Player Ye Yue took off the necklace around his neck, and then the pendant on the necklace and a stone inlaid on the head of player Ye Yue's big steel snake appeared. Connected by suspicious light with unknown effects! And then... the shape of the big steel snake actually changed in the light! It's like... it's like it has evolved again! What on earth is going on!?"

"Oh! The latest news from the organizing committee of the conference! The abnormal phenomenon that happened to player Ye Yue and Big Steel Snake was just announced in the Carlos area recently. It is a special evolution called ga evolution! Big Steel can be seen from the scene The appearance of the snake has become larger and more powerful! Although there is no more detailed information yet, the organizing committee of the competition has determined that the ga evolution of player Ye Yue's big steel snake is valid! The competition will continue as usual!"

"Oh! Player Xiaoyou's strange power used a cross cut attack! But the big steel snake, oh no, ga, the big steel snake didn't dodge! Oh! Not only did he not dodge, but he also used it as if nothing happened. The sandstorm hit back! The strange force had to retreat temporarily under the influence of the sandstorm - oh oh!! What rushed out from the sand was the billions of shock waves from the big steel snake! The strange force didn't have time to defend and was hit directly outside the field by this blow. ! Oh oh oh!! The referee raised the flag! The monster power has lost its combat effectiveness! The big steel snake of ga wins! Is this the power of ga’s evolution!?”

"Oh! Player Xiaoyou sent out Nine Tails next! But will the big steel snake that almost ignores the strange fighting skills be afraid of Nine Tails' fire attacks? Oh! The two elves once again used digging at the same time. Hole! But what’s different from before is that even though the ga Steel Snake is sneaking underground, you can still feel the entire battlefield trembling! Oh! The Nine-Tails jumped out first - no! It was the ga Steel Snake. It came out! Oh! It turned out to be a billions of shock waves underground! The Nine-Tails had lost its fighting power before it fell to the ground! The terrifying evolution of Ga!!"

"Oh! Player Xiaoyou's next elf is the water elf Menas, who has a geographical advantage! It seems that he plans to use continuous water fluctuations to carry out attrition tactics! But the sandstorm has a serious impact on Menas's sight. Not a wave of water hit the big steel snake! In this way, it was consumed by the sandstorm! Oh! The big steel snake seized the opportunity when the opponent became anxious and took the initiative to attack! It was the steel tail! Oh oh! The steel tail not only hit Menas, and even further hooked Menas' neck and pulled him out of the pool! Can Menas, who has lost his location, face the big steel snake? Oh oh oh! Another billion shock wave! Menas lost Combat power! Player Ye Yue's GA Steel Snake has defeated player Xiaoyou's three elves in a row! Is this really going to reverse the comeback!?"

"Oh! Facing the powerful ga steel snake, player Xiaoyou sent out the fossil pterosaur! But all the elves that the ga steel snake knocked down before were all opponents that had an advantage to a certain extent. Even if the fossil pterosaur had the air Advantages and not affected by sandstorms, it may not be possible to fight against the big steel snake - Oh! Head-to-head confrontation! Fire Fang vs. Steel Tail! Both sides received a direct hit with outstanding effects! But the big steel snake obviously suffered The impact is smaller! Faced with such a small disadvantage, Xiaoyou player - oh!! Billions of shock waves versus billions of shock waves!! Another head-to-head confrontation without any fancy! Why did Xiaoyou, who has always been tactically flexible, suddenly The painting style suddenly changed and I chose to face the front - Oh! Because the big steel snake was less injured, he recovered from the stiffness of the billions of shock waves first and launched a pursuit with its steel tail, but the fossil pterosaur could not dodge! Oh! ga big steel snake four Winning streak!! Now there is no reason to doubt the power of ga evolution!! And player Xiaoyou who was far ahead before has suddenly become the last elf like player Ye Yue! Or is player Xiaoyou putting all his hope? He placed his trust in the last elf that has not yet appeared, so he let the fossil pterosaur consume the ga steel snake's physical strength to the greatest extent...?"

"Oh! Player Xiaoyou seems to be hesitant? Although the last elf Gengar has already run to the field by himself, he was called back by player Xiaoyou? But even so, the elf logged in in advance cannot be replaced... Oh ? Player Xiaoyou took out a weird stone-encrusted headband from his pocket and put it on Gengar's head, and then he also took out a bracelet of the same style with a stone pendant... This? Could this be …”

("How can it be repaired! This damn thing is so expensive - the money column has become negative again! But Ye Yue! You forced me to do this - Ah Xu!! Let's evolve too!!")

"Oh oh! Oh oh oh! ga evolved!! Contestant Xiaoyou's Gengar has also evolved ga!! Under the magical unknown light, the originally floating Gengar turned into a weird form with half of its body integrated into the ground! Although there is no detailed intelligence data, just looking at the incredibly strong performance of GA Steel Snake before, we know that this GA Gengar is by no means an easy person! Audiences present and watching the live broadcast, please don’t miss it! Now! This is the first duel between evolved elves since the Alliance Conference!"

"Oh! The elves on both sides have taken action! The shadow ball of Gengar! The steel tail of the big steel snake! The one who has the advantage in this round of confrontation is——"

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(The above parts are all about the narrator biting his tongue twice and losing so much blood that he had hallucinations. He was on the hospital bed in the off-site infirmary. The main text is behind the dividing line.)

————Haha, how could there be ga in the Johto area————

"The Big Steel Snake can't fight! Kyuubi wins! Therefore, the winner is the player Xiaoyou from Zhenxin Town!"

With Xiaozhi's "strong assistance" in banning Ye Yue's Flame Chicken, Xiaoyou won the semifinals of the Silver Conference without any surprise.

It's not that Ye Yue's Big Steel Snake is not strong. In fact, the Big Steel Snake is indeed one of the most powerful elves in Ye Yue's hands besides the Flame Chicken. It's just that the disadvantages in attributes are too obvious.

show. Xiaoyou's side, whether it is the strange fighting skills on the field, or the fire skills of Nine Tails off the field, or the water skills of Menas, are enough to break through the powerful defense that the big steel snake is proud of... Therefore, even in the sandstorm, After persisting for a while under the cover and desperately sending the philosophical elf Wei Li off the field, the big steel snake finally fell under the flames of the nine tails, and Ye Yue was stopped in the semi-finals of the conference.

However, Xiaoyou's good mood only lasted until she left the battlefield.

"Well played." After the game, in the players' lounge, Xiaoyou received a smile and a pat on the head as a reward from her sister. "Keep this momentum going and win tomorrow's final so cleanly."

"Masako is right." General's mother, who came to congratulate her on the victory, was rewarded with a head pat and... a nutritious meal. "In order to keep you in good condition, Xiaoyou, mom specially prepared a large portion of special nutritious food for you!"

Mother, your words immediately gave us the idea of ​​​​why we didn’t just let go and forget about losing, right? Of course, if you complain about a certain transvestite like this, you can only burst into tears in your stomach... And sister, please don't show those sympathetic eyes!

With the full support of Mr. Bei's characteristics, Xiaoyou survived after eating the extra-priced version of Ayako's special nutritional meal as usual, and then ran to the shop of the Meow Meow trio during lunch break. Firstly, let Miaomiao and the others reveal the elf configuration for the finals so that they can prepare the stock of box egg dolls; secondly, please ask them to find out the information about Wakana, the opponent in the finals - although the opponent in the finals will not be decided until the semi-finals in the afternoon. , but Xiaoyou doesn’t think that the non-evolutionist named Long Er can win; as for the third...

"Kojiro Gege~~" Xiaoyou asked in a sweet voice, "I remember that you have canceled the plan to build a specialty store that can transform into a big robot, right?"

"Of course..." Kojiro, who was named, had erratic eyes and was sweating. "Of course we won't listen to you, Xiaoyou-kun..."

"Then what is this, Kojiro Gege?" Xiaoyou continued to smile, taking out a crumpled paper ball and spreading it out, "I just picked this up next to the trash can. It seems to have a name on it. The order was placed by the building materials company?"

"Uh, this!?" Ojiro trembled as if being treated by Pikachu's 100,000 volts, "No, it's not me! It's - ah!"

"Ojiro, you are such a weak soul!" Musashi, who was sweating more than twice as much as Kojiro, knocked Kojiro down from behind with a hard blow from a steel bar. "Obviously, Xiaoyou-kun said you wanted to have this stupid plan, but you actually You dare to run away! If you don’t seek death, you won’t die. Why don’t you understand!”

"Misunderstanding! It's all a misunderstanding, Meow!" Meow, who was dripping with sweat, rubbed his paws and showed a flattering smile to Xiaoyou, "This is all the arbitrary actions of Kojiro alone, and we don't know about it at all, Meow! I Go ahead and cancel the order, meow!”

"Meow meow, let me remind you one last time." Xiaoyou put away her annoying smile, and approached meow meow with a cold face and said, "Tomorrow is the finals, and the conference will end as soon as the finals are over, and as soon as the conference is over, here will be It will instantly become a deserted place where Bobo doesn’t even lay eggs! So it doesn’t matter even if you make a Freedom Gundam in the future, just make money for us honestly now! Don’t think of those weird and crooked ideas!”

"Uh, I got it, Meow..." Meow naturally nodded obediently.

"If you still don't give up and I find out, then..." Xiaoyou paused and thought about what kind of punishment would be more deterrent. "...I will invite you to my house for dinner - my mother will cook!"

"...Huh?" Apparently, Meow Meow hadn't understood the horror of this threat.

"Axu." Xiaoyou stretched out his hand and snapped his fingers.

Gengar emerged from the shadow very cooperatively: "Kou Jie?"

"Go and describe Mother's special nutritious meal to Meow Meow."

"Kou Jie!" Gengar nodded, and then pulled Meow Meow aside, who looked confused. "Kou Jie! Kou Jie, kou Jie..."

five minutes later.

"Lord Xiaoyou!" The trio sat down in front of Xiaoyou (*), "We swear that we will never play the robot's evil intentions before the end of the conference! Please do not invite us to your house for dinner!!"

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In the second half of the semi-finals in the afternoon, Xiaoyou took the initiative to come and watch the game out of a mentality of respecting his opponent, gathering information, and eating snacks to fill his stomach. In short, he was definitely not being intimidated by his sister and mother.

The result of the competition did not go beyond Xiaoyou's expectations. The non-mainstream trainer Ryuji, who adheres to the concept of "original ecology is beautiful and will not evolve even if it is beaten to death", faced the normal trainer Wakana, who has a balanced and comprehensive strategy of elf configuration. , even though he was not beaten in any way, he was suppressed from beginning to end. In the end, he lost with a record of 2:6 without any suspense. He had to regret it and compete with Ye Yue, who also lost in the semi-finals, for the third place—— However, the chances of winning are still not high. After all, Ye Yue will be freed from Xiao Zhi's "blessing" by then...

So the target for the finals - Wakana player from Baiyin Town was determined.

*: Dogeza is a gesture of apology commonly used by people in District 11, and it has strict execution steps and action essentials. . The "Japanese Shape" series of videos, also known as "Seriously Cheating Foreigners," has relevant detailed records - if you remember the name correctly. .

ps1: Viral cold is the latest epidemic in the family, and black and green tea are unfortunately the victims. . Therefore, I was unable to rummage through the green and black tea notebooks in time to search for the manuscripts. . I sit down here to apologize. .

ps2: The posthumous manuscript of this chapter was discovered from the folder "e:\favoritevideo\invisiblefolder\book friend Gulaton\sent "live video electric fan.avi"\requesting name to be exposed again" - this time there is still no posthumous document in the folder There is nothing outside. .