Pokemon that travel the wrong way

"(Ratada, use) impact."

"Avoid it, use Cleave!"

The gray-white hyperactive ape monster screamed and jumped up to dodge the collision attack of Ratat. Then he pounced on Ratat's back and used a slicing move with his claws. Ratatou screamed and fell out of the field. , rolled his eyes and fainted.

"Ratada has lost his fighting ability, and Hyperzoic has won three consecutive victories! The winner of the Gym Challenge is Gym Trainer Hasegawa!"

"Hmph, Xiaoyou, your elf is too weak!" Gym trainer Hasegawa said proudly, "If you want to defeat my hyperkinetic ape, you'd better go back and practice again!"

"Damn it!" Xiaoyou took back the Ratada with a look of reluctance, turned around and left without looking back. When I walked to the door of the gym, I didn't forget to shout: "I will come again!"

"Haha, come on!" Hasegawa laughed boldly and turned around to reveal a chic (in his opinion) back, "This is a gym, and trainers are always welcome to challenge me!"

Two minutes later...

"Okay, I'm here again." Xiaoyou walked into the gym with a calm face, "I want to challenge the gym again."

"Okay." Uncle Hasegawa also responded with a determined expression, "If you don't give up this time, do you still plan to continue delivering food?"

"That's not right," Xiaoyou smiled, "In the last game, Spearow, Little Quanshi, and Little Ratta were all my substitute players. This time, the ones I want to send on the field are all the main players!"

Well, let’s break into the commentary now.

Because she had reached some secret behind-the-scenes deal with Hasegawa, the Elf of the Dope Gym, Xiaoyou made a special trip to the Elf Center to get the Spearow and Fist Stones that had been playing soy sauce from the Oak Research Institute. , Ratada was replaced, and then he and Hasegawa played a three-on-three battle. As a result, even if Xiaoyou didn't deliberately let go, the hyperkinetic ape still decisively fought against three, completely destroying the soy sauce combination.

Fake punches honestly.

The explanation is over.

Back at the scene, Xiaoyou and Uncle Hasegawa once again stood on both sides of the battlefield.

"Well, now let's start the Gym Challenge again." Hasegawa, who works part-time as a referee, began to introduce the rules. "The rules of the competition are 2v2. Gym trainers cannot change elves midway..."

"Wait a minute." Xiaoyou raised her hand and questioned, "Wasn't it 3v3 before?"

The uncle turned his head to the side: "This, this is because our gym has a discount for regular customers..."

"Hey, are you opening a gym or a restaurant..." Xiaoyou couldn't help but complain.

"I don't care!" The uncle who couldn't pretend to be serious decided to start cheating. "Anyway, I am the gym trainer and I have the final say on the rules!"

"Okay, it's up to you." Xiaoyou shrugged and threw an elf ball, "My first elf is you, Giant Pincer Mantis!"

"Is it really the giant mantis?" The uncle chuckled and threw the elf ball: "Come on, Jigglypuff!"

"Piggy...?" Xiaoyou's eyes twitched, "I have a bad feeling..."

The light dissipated, and a small pink elf stood on the field. Flesh-colored tender skin wraps a balloon-like round body, and the short limbs make people wonder whether this guy has so-called mobility; between the two cat-like pointed ears on the top of his head is the only curly hair on the body, and then on the star's body In the middle is a pair of huge, watery, crystal clear aqua blue eyeballs, and a bonus small mouth...

This should be a very cute elf... Xiaoyou told herself. "But why do I feel it's incongruous no matter how I look at it?"

"Jiggy Ding, sing!" Hasegawa's voice made Xiaoyou wake up: This is a battle, how could he be obsessed with the appearance of an elf at this time?

At this time, Jigglypuff had already started singing. Xiaoyou had no time to speak and directly used his mental power to give the order: (Giant Pincer Mantis, use bullet punch quickly!)

The giant pincer mantis kicked its legs and rushed to Jigglypuff in the blink of an eye with the flapping of its wings. It swung out more than a dozen... pincers at a speed that was invisible to the naked eye, knocking Jigglypuff over several somersaults - not an outstanding effect. , but because of Jigglypuff’s figure.

Jigglypuff, who turned over and stood up, didn't seem to be seriously injured, with an angry expression as if his performance had been interrupted. On the contrary, it was the Giant Pincer Mantis with a timid expression, like a child who had been caught doing something wrong.

"Very good!" Hasegawa shouted, "Jumpkin, use a series of slaps!"

Xiaoyou looked at Jigglypuff jumping up and down, and doubted that such a short arm could perform such a difficult action as a chain slap: "(Giant Pincer Mantis, use) alloy claws!"

However, what was unexpected was that after receiving the order, Giant Pincer Mantis still looked hesitant and refused to attack Jigglypuff. As a result, Jigglypuff jumped up and slapped him four or five times on the face unceremoniously. He took several steps back in confusion.

"What's going on?" Xiaoyou couldn't understand, so she had to take out the elf illustrated book: [Jiggy Ding's characteristics, charming body: When being attacked from close range, if the attacker is of the opposite sex, there is a 30% chance of being attacked. Charm. There is a 50% chance that the elf in the charmed state will not be able to successfully use skills. 】

"I'll go, this kind of small probability event..." Xiaoyouji, these two elves with such a huge racial gap can be charmed. What kind of aesthetics do the elves have?

Here Hasegawa gave another order: "Fatty, sing again!"

"(Be awake, giant pincer mantis! Use) lightning flash!" In this case, Xiaoyou can only pray for another 50% chance.

But what is very painful is that the Giant Pincer Mantis once again showed its noble moral sentiment of caring for the beauty and hesitated to launch an attack, allowing Fatty to finish singing the entire "Lullaby" safely. The Giant Pincer Mantis lowered its head, He dozed off just standing there.

"Haha——" Hasegawa outside the court also yawned, "Jiggy Ding, next use sobriety slapping!"

"..." Xiaoyou was speechless, and now the content of the prayer had been changed to the fact that the Giant Pincer Mantis would not leave the field directly after being awakened by a move with twice the power.

I saw Jigglypuff jumping in front of the Giant Pincer Mantis, jumping up and almost rounding his whole body, and slapped the Giant Pincer Mantis several times——

"——!" The Giant Pincer Mantis woke up from sleep with a startled scream, and rubbed the slapped cheek with its pincers - didn't it seem to be very painful?

"Huh?" Xiaoyou raised his eyebrows, that would be twice as harmful. Could it be that this Jigglypuff... actually has very weak attack power?

"(Giant Pincer Mantis, use) Bullet Punch!" Xiaoyou ordered loudly, and at the same time added with mental power: (Then continue to use Bullet Punch, Bullet Punch, Bullet Punch...)

Probably because he was infuriated by the continuous slaps in the face, Giant Pincer Mantis stepped forward and used bullet punches this time. The speed of the punches was so fast that the chubby Jigglypuff had no time to dodge before he was hit by all of them, and in an almost insignificant amount. After Cha's pause, a new round of bullet punches followed. To others, it looked like a bullet punch that lasted for an extremely long time.

"!" This time Jigglypuff was knocked out of the field and lay flat on the ground like a deflated balloon, losing his ability to fight.

"Ah la ah la, with such a strong power, you are worthy of being the main force." Uncle Hasegawa clicked his lips and took back Jigglypuff. "Then my second elf will also use his ace - go, Kirbymon!"

A white light flashed, and a huge Kirby appeared on the scene. As soon as Kirbymon came on the stage, he sat down on the ground with a thud that shook the playing field.

Xiaoyou launched the attack first: "(Giant Pincer Mantis, use) lightning flash! (Use after getting close) double attack!"

The Giant Pincer Mantis screamed loudly, and rushed towards the Kirby Beast with a bolt of lightning from its body. Its pincers hit the Kirby Beast's big belly hard, and the Kirby Beast shook its belly, seemingly unmoved.

"Now, Mount Tai is overwhelming!" Hasegawa immediately shouted loudly.

(No, get out of here!)

After receiving the order, Giant Pincer Mantis quickly gave up the follow-up move he was about to use. He pushed the Kirby Beast's belly with both pincers, and then retreated for a distance. The next moment, Kirby Beast fell down like a hill, huge The vibrations made the giant pincer mantis turn blue - it is definitely not fun to be hit by such a tonnage thing...

"Move at high speed!" Xiaoyou ordered, (find the right moment to use the alloy claw, and break away immediately afterwards, don't give the opponent a chance!)

The Giant Pincer Mantis followed the instructions and began to move quickly around the Kirby Beast. After getting behind the Kirby Beast, it swung its large pincers with a metallic luster and struck the Kirby Beast hard. Kirbymon snorted, but the specific effect could not be seen from Kirbymon's face with a big mouth visible.

Hasegawa frowned slightly at this time and ordered: "Kabimon, yawn!"

After Kirby heard the order, it delayed for a second or two before opening its mouth and began to yawn loudly. And with the sound of yawns, the speed of the Giant Pincer Mantis moving around Kirby gradually slowed down for some unknown reason. Finally, he just stood there and yawned, and began to sleep standing up again...

"...Come back, Giant Pincer Mantis." Xiaoyou covered his face with one hand, and with the other hand, he took back Giant Pincer Mantis, who was obviously sleepy today. "It's your turn, Wei Li!"

"Oh!" As soon as the four-armed muscular brother Guiguai Li came on the scene and saw Kirby, who was several times bigger than him, he immediately yelled as if he refused to admit defeat.

"Ah, it is indeed a fighting type." The uncle exclaimed with an exaggerated expression when he saw the strange power, "But don't think that the elf with restraint attributes will win? Kirbymon, use megaton punch!"

"Does such a slow elf also want to hit with strange power?" Xiaoyou smiled and ordered: "(Avoid it and use) Freezing Punch!"

Wei Li jumped up to avoid Kirbymon's punch. A large ball of cold air gathered on his fist. He took advantage of the falling posture and punched Kirbymon on the head. The cold air from his fist covered Kirbymon's body along the fist. , forming a thin layer of ice.

"It's useless, just a little bit of ice trying to freeze my Kirby?" Hasegawa yelled, "Kabimon, use the defense roll and roll!"

(Continuously use physical enhancement!) Xiaoyou was not to be outdone, "Block Kirby from the front, and then use body-throwing!"

When Kirby struggled to curl up its limbs and shrink itself into a ball, Wei Li assumed a bodybuilding posture, with muscles all over his body stretched and his body size slightly enlarged. When the Kirby beast rolled over menacingly, Guaili had already completed two physical enhancements. He lowered his body and stood in a horse stance, opened his arms... and stood ready.

"Kabimon, crush me!"

"Wei Li, use your perseverance and stop it!"

Boom! !

Kirby slammed into Kaili head-on. Kaili's body continued to retreat, his feet plowed two deep grooves on the ground, but he maintained his posture unwaveringly. Eventually, Kirby's scrolling speed became slower and slower...

"Impossible!" the uncle yelled, holding his head in his hands, "Kirby's Armstrong Ultra High Speed ​​Roll was actually stopped!?"

——What kind of annoying move name is that?

(Now, activate the personal throw!) Xiaoyou "yelled".

"Oh oh oh oh oh -" Guai Li's green face turned almost red, and the veins on his four arms were bulging. He forcibly lifted the Kirby beast up, and then threw it behind him with all his strength.

With a "boom", the vibration caused by the Kirby beast made Xiao Youdu jump on the spot. However, Xiaoyou balanced his body and continued to order: "(Don't relax, use) Explosive Punch!" Although this skill is said to have a low hit rate, for a huge target like Kirby, does it make sense to talk about hit rate?

"Damn it!" Hasegawa jumped to his feet anxiously, "Gabimon is fighting hard, using all his strength with heavy bombs!"

It seemed that Wei Li had just thrown Kirby a little further. In short, when Wei Li rushed to Kirby, Kirby had already gotten up panting, and jumped up to a height of more than one meter with all its strength. Sit over towards Guaili. And Guai Li roared without fear, put his two arms together on the right side, and faced him in the red light——

"Boom——" There was still a loud noise.

When the diffuse smoke and dust dissipated, only a large circular pit was seen on the field. In the pit, Kirby was lying on its back, and two big blue feet were exposed under Kirby's butt...

"..."

"..."

"... Kirbymon and Monster lost their combat effectiveness at the same time, so it's a tie." Hasegawa announced after watching for a while, "Since the challenger has one elf left, the challenger Zhou Fangyou wins!"

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