Pokemon that travel the wrong way

The morning of the next day was crisp and clear in autumn, with no clouds in the sky...

Okay, this is not writing an elementary school essay.

"Dear viewers, the long-awaited Elf Race in the Wild Wilderness Zone is about to begin!" On the loudspeaker raised high, the enthusiastic voice of the commentator resounded throughout the competition venue. "All the contestants have taken their places, and the tense competition is about to begin!"

"What kind of Lalami tribe are they calling themselves who respect nature..." Riding on Duduli's back, there was a black line on Xiaoyou's head. He is currently in a huge modern sports stadium. Not only is there a loudspeaker for game commentary, but even the game signals are the kind of signal lights commonly used in racing venues...

Xiaoyou looked around at his opponents: Fengzi broke his arm last night and was unable to compete. The sad thing riding on the little fire horse now is Xiaozhi who took his place in the competition. After struggling for most of the night, Xiaozhi He actually managed to ride on the back of the little fire horse successfully; and Dulifu, who had tricked Fengzi with some tricks, was riding a Duduli in high spirits and stood at the front of the team, looking around, as if victory was already within his grasp. Average.

The elves ridden by other contestants are also diverse, and some contestants are quite decent. For example, the wind speed dog of Ayong, a Lalam American boy whom Xiaoyou knows, is a good opponent; although Xiaogang's big rock snake is not fast, it is The huge size also has certain advantages; others, such as Kentaro, Armored Rhino, Nidona, etc., although they feel a bit overkill, they are at least within the scope of common sense. Some contestants came up with quite unreliable elves, such as the naughty bomb stepped on by a certain trainer - it's hard to say whether this counts as a ride; and Xiaoxia's gem starfish - a ride. How to race with this tentacle monster...

Of course, we can’t ignore the most bizarre special guest in history: Xiaozhi’s Pikachu and his mount Squirtle. Xiaoyou can’t help but laugh every time he sees this pair: What kind of situation is Pikachu in? Why did you decide to race on a turtle because of your weird ideas? What’s even more bizarre is that the organizer of the competition actually allowed them to participate...

"Beep-beep-beep!"

As the signal light turns from red to green, the race officially begins. The contestants drove their elves forward. Among them, Dulifu and his Duduli - Xiaoyou suddenly felt that this guy's name matched his mount very well - accelerated violently in the straight section of the first stage of the race, and took the lead in overtaking the other contestants. All left behind. However, Xiaoyou's Duduli surpassed him, but did not use all his strength under his master's instructions. He just followed the first echelon in a relatively low-key manner.

The competition team quickly ran out of the sports field and entered the wilderness obstacle course. At this time, a small steel ball was suddenly shot from the grass beside the track and hit the sensitive nose of one of the contestants. The frightened Kentero darted left and right uncontrollably. Launched an anus blast attack on Nidona next to him - as a result, the two elves immediately started fighting each other angrily, and their trainer had to regretfully withdraw from the competition...

On the next 45-degree slope track, there were no major changes in the first half of the uphill road, and Dulifu's Duduli was still leading the way. And in the second half of the downhill road, the strange trainer with naughty bullets actually accelerated all the way to the second place, and continued to accelerate close to the first place Duduli - although in Xiaoyou's view, It turns out that the trainer simply couldn't control the rolling of the naughty bullets. At this time, an accident happened again. Naughty Bullet suddenly fell into a pit of just the right size, obviously prepared by the Rockets, and became the third player to be disqualified from the competition.

"(Duduli, jump up!)" Seeing that an elf from Talliban like Naughty Bun was tricked, Xiaoyou knew what would happen next, so he immediately gave the order. Duduli jumped up high and flew over the head of Naughty Bullet. Then Naughty Bullet, who was unconscious, subconsciously launched a self-destruction attack, blowing up a large area of ​​the contestants catching up from behind. Even Xiaozhi and Xiaohuo The horse was also involved.

"Xiao Zhi... well, he must be fine..." Xiao You worried about Xiao Zhi's comfort for 0.02 seconds. "After all, the vitality of fools is very tenacious."

Next is the lake track. There is a path composed of a row of rocks on the wide lake. Dulifu and Xiaoyou's Duduli jumped decisively between the rocks and crossed the lake. Misty's Gem Starfish and Pikachu's Squirtle He simply crossed the river directly. Although he didn't catch up with Xiaoyou, he didn't fall behind either - God knows how these two weird things managed to stay up until now. As for Xiaogang, after another trainer, the armored rhinoceros who was also a rock type, used his own tragic experience to prove that these rocks were just floating boards disguised as rocks, Xiaogang had no choice but to take the bull-faced big rock snake and give up. …

After passing the lake stage, the next step is the supply road. On the steep downhill road, there are many protruding rocks with elf food on each side. The contestants have to replenish the elf's physical strength here. When Xiaoyou rushed here, he saw from a distance that Duduli was having an internal strife because his three heads wanted to eat different feeds...

"Don't be impatient Duduli, each choose the feed you want!" Xiaoyou ordered, throwing a Poké Ball at the same time: "Gardevoir, use your telekinesis to move the feed basin that Duduli wants to eat!"

Gardevoir's eyes glowed blue, and soon the feed basins that Duduli's three heads wanted flew over and lined up in front of Duduli. In this way, Duduli filled his stomach without any hindrance, and went straight on the road without saying a word. Dulifu watched depressedly as Xiaozhi and Xiaoxia caught up one after another, while his own elf was still playing "Three Kingdoms"...

"Damn it! What are those three guys doing!" At this critical moment, the Rockets he was counting on didn't know where to make the soy sauce, and Dulifu was so angry that he jumped in his feet.

……

After passing the supply section, the race route returned to the normal branch track again, and now Xiaoyou is leading the race on Duduli. Due to various commotions in the rear, the game now seems to have become Xiaoyou's performance alone.

"If I hadn't participated, Xiaozhi would have won the championship here, right?" Xiaoyou thought to himself. "But there's nothing I can do about it, why do you think the reward for first place is so much worse than second place...what!?"

Waves of smoke and dust rose from the track behind, and along with the smoke and dust came an even more dazzling fire. I saw Xiaozhi galloping over on a light yellow horse-like elf with horns on its head and red blazing flames all over its body. Behind Xiaozhi, there is Dulifu, who is chasing hard but is being pushed further and further away...

"... Damn it! What did that naughty kid Du Lif do to actually evolve the little fire horse?" Xiao You gritted his teeth and ordered loudly, "Duduli, sprint at full speed!"

"Dudu——" After Duduli received the order, he immediately began to sprint faster, but Xiaozhi's current mount, the Flame Horse, was really a little too strong. The distance between them was still getting closer and closer unswervingly, and The finish line is not far away...

"hateful……"

If the elves can attack each other, Xiaoyou can kill the flame horse casually, but this is a pure speed competition, so Xiaoyou can only let Duduli speed up as much as possible, trying to keep the lead and rush to the finish line. As the audience cheered, the finish line was getting closer and closer, and the distance between Xiaozhi and Xiaoyou was getting closer and closer...

Finally, at the moment when they hit the line, Lieyan Ma was almost at odds with Duduli.

They crossed the finish line at the same time, and based on the photos taken with a high-power camera (Xiaoyou: Didn’t it mean that the Latin American people admire nature?), the Flame Horse hit the finish line 0.2 seconds earlier than Duduli! So the ultimate champion of the Pokemon Race is Ash Ketchum and Blaze Pony!

In fact, the moment she crossed the finish line, Xiaoyou knew that without the protagonist template, she would have no chance. The system prompt also confirmed the accuracy of the competition results——

[Side mission: "Big Race!" completed. Rewards: Speed ​​+1, Free Attributes +2, Riding Skill lv2. 】

[Riding skill level 2: You can ride elves that are above medium size and are basically suitable for riding. The movement speed of the elves is increased by 30%, and the riding comfort is increased by 50%]

"Great! I finally won!" Amid the enthusiastic cheers of the audience, Xiaozhi happily carried a huge banner and stood with the Latin American girl Fengzi and Lieyanma to accept the congratulations from everyone.

"Xiao Zhi, congratulations on winning first place!" Xiao You also stepped forward to congratulate Xiao Zhi. Anyway, he also received the reward for second place. Xiaoyou would not be as shameless as Dulifu, who came in third place, and left the competition without permission before it was over.

"Haha, Xiaoyou, you deserve the prize!" Xiaozhi, who won the first place, was very excited, "I also narrowly won, I almost lost to you!"

"Well, thanks to the little fire horse evolving into the flame horse at the critical moment, otherwise you really wouldn't be able to defeat me." In fact, this is what Xiaoyou is more concerned about, "Speaking of which, what is the reason for the little fire horse to evolve? "

"Ah, when chasing Dulifu, that guy asked Duduli to deliberately attack the little fire horse." Xiaozhi had nothing to hide from Xiaoyou in this regard, "Maybe it was because he was unwilling to be surpassed like this, anyway. The little fire horse evolved into the flame horse, and surpassed Dulifu in one fell swoop..."

Humph, is it really because of Doulif, the dead second in class? Xiaoyou sneered in her heart, let's see how I deal with you...

————Triangle Attack————

After losing the game, Dulifu, who was full of resentment, did not participate in the following celebrations and returned home alone. But he found that a large piece of his elf enclosure collapsed, and not even one of his Doduli was left.

"What's going on!?" Dulifu shouted angrily.

"Since you asked the question sincerely——"

"We will tell you mercifully——"

With the opening words that are very familiar to everyone in the shape group, a hot air balloon in the shape of a meow's head rose from the back of the Dulif family house. There are four propeller engines installed on the gondola under the hot air balloon, and a large cage is hung under the gondola, which contains the Dulliv family's Douduli.

"To prevent the world from being destroyed!"

"To maintain world peace!"

Okay, now it's time for the opening remarks, let's fast forward twenty seconds...

"That's it, Meow!" As usual, Meow made the concluding remarks. "You little devil's plan to take advantage of our Rockets has been discovered by us. As punishment, our Rockets will take over these Duduli, meow!"

"Are you kidding!" Dulifu shouted, "Duduli, use triangle attack!"

"You just want to stop us?" Musashi immediately threw the elf ball, "Rumble Stone, use rock blasting!"

The rumble stone with a face like the surface of the moon jumped out, raised his hands high and continuously threw several pieces of hard rock glowing with white light, which collided with the three-color triangle light emitted by Duduli's three heads, and exploded into a burst of smoke.

"Oh! As expected of Yu-Uh-huh!" Musashi exclaimed excitedly when he saw Ryuushi performing well, but his mouth was covered by a group of Kojiro and Meowth. "Idiot! How could you say...the captain's name!"

"Damn it!" Seeing that the attack was blocked by Team Rocket, Dulifu rolled his eyes, "Duduli will do another triangle attack! This time, aim at the balloon!"

"Heiluga, use flame jets!"

When Duduli's three heads opened their sharp mouths and were about to release the triangle attack again, with a command, a thick pillar of fire suddenly hit Duduli's body, knocking Duduli off guard. On the ground, the half-released triangle attack was also interrupted.

"What!" Duliev was shocked, "Who is he?"

The voice appeared along with a girl wearing a gray Rockets uniform and sunglasses - it was Xiaoyou's Rockets mode after using the transformation kit: "Heiluga, (lock the beep with your sense of smell) After Duli) use Thunder Fang to crush!"

Heiluga, who had a sharp horn on his head and was covered in bone armor, looked like a hell dog. After sniffing twice, he opened his big mouth with flashing lights, roared and rushed towards Duduli like an arrow. Although Duduli was in the capital, Lief tried to dodge under the reminder, but was locked tightly by Heiluga, biting the base of the neck that connected the three heads, and collapsed to the ground after screaming three times.

"Ah! It's Yuu...Captain Yurika!" Seeing Yuu dressed up as Team Rocket, Musashi subconsciously wanted to call Yuu's name again, but was immediately kicked in the back by Meowth, and finally changed his words in time...

"...You take the loot and retreat first." When Musashi was about to shout his name, Xiaoyou was also startled. Fortunately, Musashi reacted quickly enough and barely passed the test. Xiaoyou also breathed a sigh of relief. "I will deal with this guy who dares to offend Team Rocket."

"...Yes, Captain Yurika!" Musashi Kojiro quickly saluted and drove the hot air balloon quickly away from the scene - the fuel cost of the additional engine was very expensive, so he couldn't hold on for too long.

"What, what do you want to do!" Seeing Xiaoyou taking out another elf ball and walking towards him, Dulifu took two steps back and shouted sternly. "This is the territory of the Lalamime tribe. If you, you dare to do anything to me, don't even think about running away!"

"Did you know that the mandibles of snakes are different from those of humans? They are separated on the left and right..." Xiaoyou threw the elf ball with a cold smile, "so it can swallow things much larger than its own mouth." Prey, I can show you a demonstration now - go ahead, Abo Monster..."

"What are you going to do - no, don't come over here! Uhhhhh - ow!"

The screams seemed to be muffled by something, and did not spread too far.

ps: &a;"宇&a;" is pronounced as &a;"yuu&a;", while &a;"Lily Xiang&a;" is pronounced as &a;"yurika&a;".

ps2: I accidentally coded it to 4k. I hesitated whether to cut it into two parts and send them twice. After thinking about it, I decided to forget it...

ps2.5: Does anyone know who is named Yurika’s cat in the second dimension?

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