Monkey King and Marvel

"Hey, Sol, what's wrong? Are you being beaten again? What are you doing sitting at the door?"

After Sun Wukong left Ancient One, he went to S.H.I.E.L.D. and took away the Cosmic Cube. Last time, he had agreed with Nick Fury to get the Cosmic Cube when he came back from China.

When Sun Wukong came back, he directly used the power of space to move back without taking any transportation. Sun Wukong believed that Nick Fury would take care of his entry records.

No, as soon as I got back from S.H.I.E.L.D. after getting the Cosmic Cube, I saw Thor, who had gained a lot of weight, sitting at the door in a daze.

Sol woke up from his daze when he heard Sun Wukong's voice and said quickly, "Brother Monkey, you are finally back. Hurry up. It seems that the shower in the bathroom is broken and the water keeps flowing."

When Sun Wukong heard that the shower was broken and the water was still flowing, he immediately became anxious. The economy is so tight now, and all the money flowing away is wasted money. Can you not be anxious? Sol also caught this point of Sun Wukong. , In fact, Sol is not stupid when it comes to using his brain.

Indeed, when a person can use brute force to easily solve problems, this person will only go out with brute force and not with brains. And when this person is weak in brute force and encounters problems, he will start to use brute force to solve problems. Go out with your brain instead of brute force, so many smart people are forced to go out, such as Loki.

Sun Wukong hurriedly came to the bathroom door. Sure enough, there was the sound of running water inside. He didn't know how long it had been flowing. Sun Wukong quickly kicked open the bathroom door and rushed in.

Sun Wukong was stunned as soon as he came in. Didn't Sol say that the shower was broken? Why was Hela taking a bath naked here? Could it be that Hela took advantage of the shower when it was broken in order not to waste water resources? Take a bath, but why didn't Thor say that Hela was taking a bath in it? Now Sun Wukong is full of questions.

Hela was also stunned for a moment, but it was only a moment. When she came back to her senses, Hela slowly turned off the shower, took a bathrobe from the hanger on the other side and wrapped it around her body. Then he said calmly: "Does it look good?"

"What's good or bad? Didn't Sol say that the shower was broken? Why did you fix it?" Sun Wukong didn't regard himself as an outsider, so he just stood at the bathroom door and asked confused.

"This bastard." Hela instantly understood that Sol was messing with her and taking revenge on her.

"When are you going to see it again?" Hela squinted her eyes and tilted her head. Hela's bathrobe is just for wiping body water, so it is a little short and everything is looming. Although Hela is not a A little girl wouldn't stand up and yell when something like this happened, but she was still a woman after all, and standing almost naked in front of a man still felt a little awkward.

"Tch, what's so attractive about your bones? You don't have a single hair on your body except the top of your head. I don't care about that." As he spoke, Sun Wukong ignored Hela, who was already clenching his fists and turned around and walked out swaggeringly. .

This is what Sun Wukong said on purpose, but Hela's self-righteous look. He can still tell whether a woman is beautiful or not. If Sun Wukong's hair is shaved, Sun Wukong will still look like a human inside, and his aesthetics will be the same as that of ordinary people. It's still the same, it's just that Sun Wukong is indifferent to this aspect.

So even if Hela stood naked in front of Sun Wukong, Sun Wukong would not have any thoughts or feel embarrassed. Who has not come to this world naked.

It seems that Sun Wukong does not have these two things: lust. Maybe it is not that he does not have it, maybe it is just hidden too deep, and no one has been able to dig out such things as lust from the depths of his heart.

Hela is very angry now, very angry. Sun Wukong's words have completely made Hela angry except for every hair on his head and body. What does this sentence mean? It means that Sun Wukong has indeed seen her through and has no intention of avoiding it at all. In the end, she had a disapproving expression on her face. She was also a woman, okay?

"Bang" Hela summoned the battle armor to cover her body, smashed the bathroom wall with one punch and walked out on the gravel and bricks. The aura emanating from her whole body made the dust in the air and the small stones on the ground solidify in the air. , Hela wants to settle the score with Thor, the culprit. Hela is determined to beat Thor at least until he is disabled today. The bathroom door is obviously open, but she wants to break through the bathroom wall. This shows Hela's current mood. How angry.

Sun Wukong, who was already sitting on the sofa in the living room, saw this scene and couldn't understand why the woman got angry again, but Sun Wukong would not let Hela run wild.

"Hey, you smashed another wall this time, let me give you fifty thousand dollars for this wall." As he said this, Sun Wukong also took out a small notebook from the drawer of the coffee table, which was filled with information about when Hela would smash it. If something is broken, the value of each item is also marked on the back.

Hela's momentum stagnated, and all the dust and masonry fragments solidified and floating in the air fell freely to the ground.

"Are you kidding me, you stinky monkey? This broken wall is worth 50,000 yuan? Don't go too far." Hela roared.

"What? You don't accept it? My old grandson said it is worth whatever it is worth." Sun Wukong didn't care whether Hela was angry or not. He was holding tea and sitting on the sofa with his legs crossed without even looking at Hela. Now he was in need Money is spent, those missiles and nuclear bombs cannot be obtained with a little money.

In this family, Hela is the only one who can get money from the game, so who else would it be? Sun Wukong and Thor also tried this game later, but the result was that every time it fell into boxes, first of all, Sun Wukong's name was too long. It's too obvious, and it's easy to be targeted. Secondly, Thor never plays the game with any brains. He only looks for places with a lot of people. He often offends everyone on the map with just one sentence, and then gets targeted again. So this game is really not suitable for Monkey King and Thor.

"Okay, fifty thousand is fifty thousand. Tell me where that bastard Saul is." Hela was not in the mood to calculate how much this wall was worth.

After Hela approved the account, Sun Wukong closed the notebook, put the notebook back in the drawer, pointed at the door and said, "Thor was still at the door just now."

"Hey!" Hela flashed outside the house. Hela looked around, but did not see Thor's figure. At this time, Eve, who had gone out to buy groceries, came back jumping all the way. There was nothing she could do, and neither could Eve. Since I can fly, I can only jump back, otherwise it would probably take the next day to come back from the city at walking speed.

"Eve, have you seen Thor again?" Hela asked in a deep voice.

As soon as Eve arrived at the door of her house, she was faced with the questioning of Hela, who was wearing a battle armor and full of anger. Faced with Hela in this state, Eve was also a little frightened.

"I just met Sol on the way back. He said he was going on a date with his girlfriend. He should be in the city by now."

Well, Thor has run away. Hela is now holding a sullen feeling in her heart. She punches the air and creates a ravine of tens of meters on the asphalt road in front of her, frightening Eve to the side for two seconds. Her legs were shaking. Eve didn't know what Thor had done to provoke Hela to this extent. She had never seen Hela put on the armor when Hela was angry before. Although she was very curious, she But didn't dare to ask.

At this moment, Sun Wukong ran out of the house with a small notebook. Well, he was going to start keeping accounts again. While writing, he muttered: "The width of the road damaged is five meters and the length is sixty meters." Mi, well, let’s call it half a million US dollars.”

Hela was no longer in the mood to argue with Sun Wukong. Hela suddenly turned around and said to Sun Wukong: "Fight with me." After Thor did the bad thing, he slipped away to who knows where. Now Hela La felt depressed.

Hearing Hela's request, Sun Wukong rolled his eyes, and suddenly thought of a way to squeeze Hela. Sun Wukong put away his notebook and said, "No problem, hehe, but if you want me to beat you, you have to Pay an appearance fee, well, just pay one hundred thousand dollars per performance, you can pay on credit."

Hela didn't pay much attention to Sun Wukong squeezing her so much. Anyway, she was a prisoner now, and it was Sun Wukong who had the final say. Will she still acknowledge this debt when she escapes from Sun Wukong?

"It's a deal, you won't be charged if the things over there are broken," Hela said, pointing to the Gobi Desert outside the town.

"Hey, no, no, am I such an unreasonable person? Let's go. I'll go there and practice with you." Sun Wukong waved his hand and took the lead in summoning the armor and flying to the place pointed by Hela. Gobi Desert.