Monkey King and Marvel

Chapter 8, Frustrated Nick and Danvers

When Sun Wukong came back with Danvers, he happened to run into Nick Fury and Jane Foster who were having lunch. Nick Fury looked at Sun Wukong who was only wearing pants and Danvers with flushed face and disheveled hair in shock: "Hey , you two?" The fork in Nick Fury's hand fell to the ground.

Danvers looked at Nick Fury's strange expression and walked up to Nick Fury, then smiled at Nick Fury, and then punched Nick Fury in the stomach. Danvers added Nick Fury, who was hunched over with a pained expression, said, "You bastard, let me tell you, this monkey has no ill intentions toward you. Remember not to provoke this monkey, and don't try to control him. If you provoke him, I won’t come back to wipe your butt, and I can’t wipe it. I know you very well, remember what I said. And you’d better stop the dirty thoughts in your mind, or I’ll rip off your head.”

Jane Foster looked at the strange scene in front of her. She returned to the bedroom and took out a piece of her ex-boyfriend's clothes and handed it to Sun Wukong. She quietly asked Sun Wukong: "Aren't they together? What's going on? And you two?" What are you doing here?"

While getting dressed, Sun Wukong replied: "I went to heaven and had a fight with this woman. Hey, as for them, I don't know about them." After getting along with Jane Foster these days, she naturally Believe in Sun Wukong's words and won't think too much.

At the dinner table, after a brief exchange, "Mr. Sun Wukong, on behalf of the United States, I welcome your arrival, but what are Mr. Sun's next plans?" Nick asked Sun Wukong.

"Plan? When Sol comes back, my old grandson will go to China to see it. But I promised Sol before that he would help him take care of his girlfriend before he comes back, and then he will find, in your words, find a job. Give me some money to buy a cave where my old grandson lives. By the way, hey hey hey, you are a high official in this country, right? Can you help my old sun with his entire ID card? Hey hey, your world is too troublesome, there is no I don't like it when I do everything secretly with my ID card." Sun Wukong squatted on the stool and answered Nick Fury's words while holding the food on the table. After all, he had a fight with Danvers and knew about them. Not everyone here in the United States knows about Sun Wukong. Even those who have heard of it probably won’t believe that he is Sun Wukong. They will only think that he is some kind of alien or some kind of gene. Mutated people, such as the Hulk not long ago.

Nick Fury thought for a while and said, "No problem, but we can only apply for an American identity certificate for you. I don't know what Mr. Monkey King knows or what kind of job he wants to find."

Sun Wukong jumped down from the stool and stood on the ground, with the forty-five corners of his head facing the ceiling, one hand on his waist, one hand clenched into a fist, his thumb pointed at himself, and he said with a smile: "Hey, then you But listen carefully, I, my old grandson, have many abilities. I, my old grandson, can carry mountains to chase the moon, somersault on clouds, seventy-two transformations, star shifts, law of heaven and earth, indestructible vajra, and external body. The body, the soul can leave the body, the flaming eyes, the three heads and six arms, and the ability to control the wind and rain."

After saying this, Sun Wukong somersaulted to Nick and pushed Danvers away. He put his arm around Nick Fury's shoulders and asked, "Charcoal Head, have you remembered everything? What are my abilities like?"

Danvers, who was forced to leave his seat, clenched his fists and had veins popping out of his forehead. Sun Wukong ignored this and wanted to hear Nick Fury's praise. Nick Fury also had black lines on his head, "Mr. Sun Wukong" , To be honest, your skills are indeed very powerful, but these skills are not suitable for you to find a job. I wonder if Mr. Sun Wukong is interested in working for our SHIELD to protect the world and earn one million per year. How about it?" Nick Fury thought. In order to bring Sun Wukong into his camp, he has a plan to restart the Avengers and is in urgent need of people.

After listening to Nick's words, Sun Wukong waved his hands repeatedly, "Don't go, don't go, it's very boring. I am not interested in being an official." After being deceived by the Heavenly Court to become an official, Sun Wukong no longer has much interest in being an official. If you are interested, you might as well live happily as a mountain king on one-third of an acre in Huaguo Mountain.

When Nick was rejected, he didn't want to give up and continued to seduce, "Food and lodging included."

Sun Wukong turned his head and said, "I won't go."

Nick Fury turned to Sun Wukong to add chips, "Giving him a luxury car and villa."

Sun Wukong rolled his eyes and continued to turn his back to Nick Fury, "I'm not going."

Nick Fury still didn’t give up, “Send a beautiful secretary.”

Sun Wukong refused without hesitation: "I won't go if I don't."

Nick Fury thought hard for a while: "I will help you build weapons and armor for free."

Sun Wukong did not refuse in a hurry this time, "I, Sun Wukong, have several conditions."

Nick Fury finally breathed a sigh of relief. As long as he can win over Sun Wukong, no matter how high the price is, it is too dangerous to let such a terrifying guy wander outside, so it is better to keep it under his nose and rest assured, " you say."

Shun Wukong raised a finger: "First, don't restrict my grandson's freedom. I can go wherever I want."

Nick Fury thought for a moment: "Okay."

Sun Wukong raised two fingers: "Second, don't force me to do things I don't want to do."

Nick Fury: "Okay."

Sun Wukong raised three fingers: "Third, my grandson's armor must be according to my grandson's requirements."

Nick Fury: "Okay."

Sun Wukong raised four fingers: "Fourth, I have to take her with me." Sun Wukong pointed at Jane Foster.

Nick Fury smiled: "Yes, she agreed before and joined our SHIELD to help us do research."

Sun Wukong shook his head and raised his fifth finger. Danvers beside him couldn't help but asked, "Are you done with this stinky monkey?"

Sun Wukong was not annoyed at being interrupted by Danvers. His eyes kept rolling in his sockets, "Hey, hey, oops, I forgot what I was going to say just now. The rest of the conditions will wait for me later." I’ll mention it when I remember it, hehe.”

Danvers, who was already on the verge of rage, completely exploded, "Damn monkey, you've gone too far." Danvers' whole body shone with light again.

"Oh hey, you crazy woman, you still want to fight with me, come on, I haven't had enough fighting yet, let's go to the sky and continue fighting, hehe."

Nick Fury stopped the furious Danvers and glared at Danvers with a black look on his face, "Stop." Nick turned around and looked at Sun Wukong with a smile and said, "No problem."

Sun Wu received Nick Fury's affirmative answer and glared provocatively at the furious Danvers.

Danvers pointed at Sun Wukong: "Damn monkey, just wait for me. Sooner or later, I will teach you a lesson."

Sun Wukong pursed his lips and said, "Hiss, I, Sun, am waiting."

Sun Wukong did not continue to provoke Danvers, and asked Nick Fury: "Hey, Carbonhead, when will my old Sun take office?"

Nick Fury thought for a while and said: "I will inform you when the time comes, so let's leave first. Jane, as for you, just stay with Professor Eric and the others."

Jane Foster replied: "OK" and then asked weakly: "You will compensate me for the hole in my house, right?"

Nick's face was expressionless: "I didn't break it."

Jane Foster was a little afraid of the one-eyed black charcoal head and the violent woman and did not continue to ask questions, but Sun Wukong was not afraid, "Hey, crazy woman, you broke other people's things and you just let it go?"

Danvers was always on the verge of rage: "I will pay compensation and put it on Nick Fury's account." After saying that, she walked away. She had not been able to breathe smoothly since she came to this house. Nick Fury Hearing Danvers' words, he was stunned, but he didn't say anything, "Oh, okay, I'm sorry, I will compensate you for her, and we'll see you next time." After Nick finished speaking, he walked away.