Crazy Elf Island

Huoyue suddenly arched her jade legs.

Speaking of this Huoyue, measured by adult standards, the height of 1.3 meters is indeed a bit short. Although the ratio of leg length is very good, the net length of the legs is still short.

However, if judged by the standards of a seven- or eight-year-old loli, Huo Yue can even be called a long-legged loli.

Generally speaking, the average height of a girl aged seven or eight is around 1.2 meters. Huoyue's height of 1.3 meters is definitely considered tall.

"No, no, that's not the problem."

Chu Wu glanced at it again subconsciously, sweating slightly.

After a while, Chu Wu gathered his emotions and suddenly realized a problem.

A person's maturity does not depend on his appearance, but his heart.

A mature woman probably wouldn't wear yellow duck underwear.

Chu Wu's eyes fell on Huo Yue who was sleeping again.

"Perhaps Huoyue is just forced to disguise herself as someone who hates the lolita form. Maybe she doesn't reject her lolita body shape..."

While Chu Wu was thinking secretly, Lihua's voice suddenly came from the door: "Chu Wu, settle down...you, you, what are you doing?!"

Lihua rushed over like a whirlwind and covered Huoyue with the quilt.

"Nothing to do."

Lihua's face was full of anger: "You just kept staring at Huoyue's private parts, you despicable, shameless and obscene bastard!"

"No, you misunderstood. I was thinking about something just now."

"Haha, are you thinking about something? How do you want to invade Huo Yue?"

"Oh, forget it, you won't believe me even if I explain it." After Chu Wu finished speaking, he left the room and returned to the sofa.

As soon as he lay down, Sakura flew over, and the landing point was still on Chu Wu's nose.

"Xiaoying, I haven't seen you much these past two days." Chu Wu said.

Sakura sat cross-legged, folded her arms, and said proudly, "Have you missed me?"

Chu Wu rolled his eyes: "What do you want me to do? You don't even want to merge with me."

Sakura went crazy: "Please use civilized language, it's because I don't want to make a contract with you, it's not that I don't want to merge with you!"

"Oh, you mean, are you willing to merge with me?"

Sakura:...

Chu Wu stretched out his hand, flicked Xiaoying's nose, and said with a smile, "I'm just kidding."

Xiaoying didn't say anything. After a while, she said again: "Chu Wu, are you planning a new smuggling plan?"

"Yes."

"Do I have to go back to China? In fact, it's good for you to stay here. Now that you have money, you can easily buy a third-class citizen's place, buy a house, shop, marry a wife and have children," Sakura said.

Chu Wu sighed softly: "There is a reason why I have to go back, but there is no reason why I have to stay."

Sakura pouted and said nothing.

After a while, Chu Wu chuckled and said, "What? You can't bear to leave me?"

Sakura didn't hesitate, and finally said: "A little bit."

Chu Wu looked at Xiao Ying. Her expression looked a little disappointed and she didn't feel angry at all.

"Hey, he is also a child who is afraid of loneliness."

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bsp; He calmed down and said again: "I asked you to come with me, but you won't leave."

"I cannot leave my master."

Chu Wu also sighed quietly.

He then touched Sakura's head and said with a smile: "It doesn't matter. You still have your harem army."

Xiao Ying also sighed, leaned on Chu Wu's nose, and then said: "None of them want to join my harem, especially Shirley. I have been chasing her for ten years, and she still won't let me touch her. chest."

Chu Wu's lips twitched: "You are really the scum of the elf world. The other elves did not slander you."

"Hey, Chu Wu, the world of elves is very boring. If you don't do something, you won't even feel alive."

Chu Wu sweated slightly: "You are too pessimistic."

He pondered for a moment, then thought of something, and suddenly said: "Xiao Ying, how about I draw your appearance to your master?"

"Okay!" Sakura exclaimed immediately.

But then, she thought of something and said: "Forget it. If this happens, I have to tell you who my master is."

Chu Wu rolled his eyes: "Then you can continue to be bored."

Xiaoying rolled on Chuwu's nose, then lay on her back, with her hands behind her head, staring at the ceiling, silent for a moment, and suddenly said: "I want to become a human."

"Huh? Like Carissa, the great sage in the elf mythology?"

"Yeah." Sakura nodded: "I think Carissa-sama should have really existed."

"Where's the evidence?"

"intuition."

Chu Wu:...

He paused and then said: "In the elf mythology, how did Carissa become a human?"

"I don't know. There is no specific description in the "Elf Sacred Book", it is just a general record that the great sage elf Carissa was reborn and evolved into a holy angel. She can hide her wings and become a human being." Sakura said.

Chuwu sighed: "Sakura, the records in the "Elf Holy Book" are quite ridiculous. According to mythological records, the Great Sage Elf Carissa should have existed [-] million years ago. And [-] million years ago, the earth was still the age of dinosaurs, and humans They haven't even been born yet. How does the Elf Scripture know that Carissa can become a human?"

"This..." Sakura was dumbfounded.

"The Elf Sacred Code must have been written after the birth of humans, so your Lady Carissa is basically a fiction."

When Sakura heard this, she was obviously greatly shocked, and her whole body shrank.

Chu Wu looked at Xiaoying, and after a moment, he said again: "Xiaoying, why do you suddenly want to become a human? When I asked you before, you denied it without hesitation."

Sakura said weakly: "I deny it because I think you have evil intentions for me when I turn into a human form. But turning into a human has always been my dream."

"Uh..." Chu Wu suddenly remembered something and said, "Before, you were hesitant to speak. Was this just what you wanted to say?"

Sakura nodded: "Yes. I want to ask you to help me realize my dream of becoming a human. But now it seems that it is impossible for an elf to become a human. Another dream of mine has been shattered."

"So, why do you want to become a human? Elves are so wonderful. They have a long lifespan, no poverty, no war, no need to eat, and they can maintain life by sucking spiritual energy. Huh?"

Chu Wu suddenly remembered something and said again: "By the way, Xiaoying, do you elves need to...excret?"