Crazy Elf Island

She promised to face this monster calmly, but when Lihua saw this scene, the ancient power in her body was about to break out again.

"Chu Wu, you pervert!!"

When Chu Wu saw this, instead of being frightened, he counterattacked, walked directly behind Lihua, and then hugged Lihua's arms to prevent her from moving.

Rika was extremely angry and once again tried to summon Sakura to use the gravity spell.

I can't stand it anymore!

At this time, Chu Wu said: "Sister Lihua, please calm down first. I have always thought that I am a man with strong willpower, but your perfect figure still made me lose my mind and my basic moral values. I am obsessed with you, I am shameless, I deserve to die."

Chu Wu's words were so thoughtful. On the one hand, he scolded himself to alleviate Lihua's anger. On the other hand, he praised Lihua's figure to the sky.

For a woman, a compliment works better than an apology.

Chu Wu's apology and complimentary words hit Lihua's 'vital point' even more.

Lihua's anger gradually calmed down.

"You still won't let me go?" After a while, Lihua said lightly.

Chu Wu judged from Lihua's tone that his anger was almost gone, so he let go of his hand with relief.

"Sister Lihua, I'm really sorry." Chu Wu said again.

Lihua took a deep breath, then flipped the hair in front of her forehead and said, "I won't do this next time. If you do this again, I will be really angry."

"Okay!" Chu Wu said immediately.

Lihua snorted coldly and said, "Then why don't you hurry up and cook?"

"Yes, ma'am."

He had no choice but to make up for his mistake, and Chu Wu agreed readily.

Back in the kitchen, Chu Wu looked at his hands again.

"Lihua was just so focused on her anger that she didn't notice that when she hugged her from behind, she touched her breast again. Yeah, I have to say, the elasticity is really good. Compared to Sister Momo..."

Thinking of Lin Momo, Chu Wu instantly withered.

"Speaking of which, Sister Momo and I have lived together for so many years, but we have never had a similar close contact. Has Sister Momo been on guard against herself for a long time?"

Chu Wu twitched the corners of his mouth.

"The world's most miserable child adopter."

After a moment, Chu Wu shook his head.

"Cook, cook, and look forward to life."

After making breakfast, Chu Wu brought the breakfast to the dining table, and then invited Lihua to come over for dinner.

Halfway through eating, Lihua suddenly said: "Chu Wu, are you in love with women with good figures?"

"Sister Lihua, don't describe me like a breeding pig. Even I have moral integrity and a bottom line. How can anyone make me go into heat? Some women, no matter how good their figure is, I can't Wouldn’t give it a second glance.”

"for example?"

"For example, for example, um, yes, the July Queen. This July Queen has been rated as the best beauty in the world for many years in a row, with an angelic face and a devilish figure, but I can only shake my head. No feeling, no eye-catching. For me , if I don't like him, no matter how beautiful or sexy he is, I will just say 'haha' twice. Just say that the selection competition for the Prince Consort is in full swing right now, even if I am selected, I will refuse." Chu Wudao .

Lihua's lips twitched: "Don't worry, the Queen will never fall in love with you. She would rather be fucked by a pig than sleep with you."

"Uh...that's a bit too much. Aren't you a rebel against the king's faction?"

"I am the anti-queen, but I hate you even more!"

"Okay~"

At this time, Lihua glanced at the little hamster sleeping on the sofa with his eyes narrowed, and said, "Have you given him a name?"

"No. What do you have to build?

Discuss? " Chu Wu asked.

Lihua thought for a while and then said: "How about calling it glutinous rice balls?"

"Eh? Why did you choose this name?"

Lihua was silent for a while and then said: "When I was a child, I also raised a hamster named Tangyuan. Later it died. In so many years, I haven't raised any other pets..."

She paused, bit her lower lip, and then said: "I know it is rude to name your pet after my own dead pet, otherwise, think of other things..."

Chu Wu said lightly: "Isn't it good? The glutinous rice balls are also black and white, with white skin and black filling."

He turned his head and saw that the little hamster had woken up.

"Can I call you Tangyuan from now on?" Chu Wu said.

The little hamster immediately ran over and rubbed Chu Wu's face affectionately.

Chu Wu smiled: "It seems that it is quite satisfied."

"Then, let's call it glutinous rice balls from now on."

Lihua is also very happy.

She quietly glanced at Chu Wu and thought to herself: "This guy is really unpredictable. One moment he makes people crazy, and the next moment he makes people a little moved."

Actually, it's not that Chu Wu is too difficult to understand, or that Lihua has too little contact with men and doesn't understand them well.

Lin Momo knows Chu Wu very well...

When breakfast was almost finished, the alarm suddenly sounded outside.

"I'll go!" Chu Wu was startled: "The enemy country has invaded?"

Lihua was quite calm.

Because she knew that the alarm sound of enemy invasion was not like this. It should be the alarm sound of Doss Mine itself.

"Huh?" Lihua suddenly thought of something, and her face gradually became serious: "Such a rapid siren, obviously a major event has happened. Is it a mining accident?"

If a mining disaster occurs, Lihua can no longer stand by and watch, even if her identity is exposed, she will use gravity magic to save people.

At this time, the broadcast immediately sounded: "All personnel, please pay attention. All personnel, please pay attention. A cleaning team will be launched immediately. Your dormitory and public areas will be cleaned immediately. You must wear corresponding work clothes when you go to work today..."

"Sweeping team? At this time?" Chu Wu was surprised.

Lihua doesn’t know much either.

At this time, the doorbell rang outside, and Xiaocui stood at the door panting lightly.

Chu Wu opened the door and asked curiously: "Xiao Cui, why are you so nervous?"

"Luofei had plastic surgery and changed her name."

"Halo, did this scare you to this extent?"

Xiao Cui glared: "That's not it. The Blood Phoenix Knights are here."

"What is this?" Chu Wu looked puzzled: "Is it scary?"

"The Blood Phoenix Knights are one of the three knights of the Kingdom's most elite force, the Red Lotus Special Forces. It was another knighthood of the Red Lotus Special Forces, the Killing Shadow Knights, that took over the rebels' lair two days ago." At this time. , Lihua walked out of the room and said calmly.

"Shit!" Chu Wu was also startled: "What are these people doing here?! Are we hiding some resistance organization here?"

Chu Wu paused and said weakly: "Are these people here to catch us? Hey, at most we can only show off our words, and there is absolutely no resistance."

Xiao Cui rolled her eyes: "Don't be narcissistic. The Red Lotus Special Forces are all composed of elves. Do you think these elves will come to arrest you, a mortal, with great fanfare?"

"Oh, that's true."

Chu Wuchang breathed a sigh of relief.

"I just want to wait until the opening of foreign trade in six days, and then sneak out. Don't make any trouble during this period. But, having said that, what do these elf envoys want to do here?"