Crazy Elf Island

Just when Sophia was about to reach out and take it, Agate rushed over immediately.

"Lord Sophia, you cannot touch such filthy things."

"Uh..."

Before Sophia could speak, Agate said again: "Leave it to me. There is a hairdryer in my room."

"Is the hair dryer too slow?"

"It doesn't matter, there is little fabric in the underwear anyway, and Chu Wu is already wearing a pair of underwear, so you are not in a hurry to use it, right?" Agate said.

Chu Wuze said quickly: "Ahem, I can just wash this myself."

Sophia smiled: "Let Agate do it. There are a lot of things to pay attention to when washing clothes here, especially washing underwear. If you don't follow the etiquette and offend the elf god, it will be a big deal."

"Uh, okay."

Agate's expression looked a little depressed, but she didn't say anything, picked up Chu Wu's underwear and left.

"Okay, you should rest early." Sophia said again.

"Ah."

Chu Wu then returned to his room, and Shirley flew over after him.

"Your master must have annoyed me to death." Chu Wu smiled bitterly.

"Oh, my master rarely gets angry with people. The main reason is that she thinks you have offended Lady Sophia, so she hates you."

"Hey, forget it. Anyway, I'm leaving here in a few days." He paused, and still said: "Shirley, you really don't want to go back to China with me. I'm not lying to you, there are many places in China There are many flowers you have never seen before, and they are very beautiful.”

Shirley's eyes sparkled, but she finally refused.

"No, I can't leave my master."

"Okay." He yawned, and then said: "Sleep, sleep."

The next day, Chu Wu woke up to the sound of oriole birds.

The rain outside has stopped.

Chu Wu took a deep breath, and the rich and pure oxygen penetrated his nostrils.

One word: cool!

Really.

When he was in China before, Chu Wu didn't feel anything.

But when he came to Litian Island, he discovered that the air quality was different and the feeling of breathing was also completely different.

He came to the window and looked at the beautiful scenery in front of him.

Under the clear blue sky, there is a continuous stretch of green mountains and green trees. Various unknown wild flowers are blooming in the jungle, blooming in brilliant colors like clouds.

Chu Wu has spent a lot of time in the wild these years, and he often sees this kind of scenery, but his mood is different and his feelings about the scenery are also different.

This was probably the first time that Chu Wu had calmly enjoyed the beautiful scenery of the mountains and forests.

After a while, he got down from the tree.

Sophia didn't seem to get up yet. He didn't disturb Sophia, but walked alone along the mountain path into the forest.

First is a large green bamboo forest.The green shadows of the green bamboo are whirling, and the sunlight shines through the bamboo leaves and sprinkles on the ground.

Walking along the path paved with bluestones in the bamboo forest feels like a boat rippling in the emerald sea.

Chu Wu breathed in the air with the fragrance of bamboo leaves, all his worries were drowned, and he felt refreshed.

"Hey, if it weren't for... it wouldn't be a bad idea to stay here."

Chu Wu shook his head and thought no more.

After a while, Chu Wu suddenly wanted to urinate.

"I forgot to ask where the toilet was yesterday. As a result, I got up in the middle of the night to urinate, but I didn't find the toilet, so I solved it in the wild."

Chu Wu looked back and thought: "Sofia hasn't gotten up yet, so don't bother me. I can handle it in the wild."

After making up his mind, Chu Wu turned directly to a dense forest.

As soon as I found the place and before I unbuttoned my pants, I heard a cold shout from deep in the forest: "Who?!"

Chu Wu was stunned.

This is the sound of agate.

"Oh. It's me." Chu Wu said.

"What do you want to do?

"Agate's voice sounded a little strange, with a hint of shame and anger in her calm tone.

"Well, I didn't want to do anything. I just wanted to be convenient. Speaking of which, I couldn't find the toilet." Chu Wu said.

"There's no toilet here."

Chu Wu:...

He suddenly reacted.

The corner of the mouth is a bunker.

Could it be that agate is also convenient here? ?

"You change places." Agate said again.

His tone has become much calmer.

"OK."

Chu Wu went directly to another place.

After urinating and returning to the tree hole, Sophia had already gotten up, and Agate had also returned.

Her expression was dull and it was hard to tell what she was thinking.

"Lord Sophia, I would like to ask, do we not have a toilet here?" Chu Wu said.

Sophia nodded: "Yes. According to the scriptures, excrement should be returned to nature instead of flushed into the sewer. Therefore, toilets cannot be built here. Of course, this rule is only for clergy, and ordinary believers are not bound by this rule. ."

"There is no need to open the sewer, just dig a manure pit. When the manure is full, spread it into the ground. This can be regarded as returning to nature." Chu Wu said.

"The people in the Presbytery don't think so." Agate said.

Chu Wu twitched the corner of his mouth: "Why do I feel that this Presbytery is in charge of everything?"

"You are right. The Presbyterian Council has great authority. There is a branch of the Presbyterian Council called the Religious Tribunal, which is responsible for religious affairs." Sophia said calmly.

Chu Wu sweated slightly.

"Damn, this country really belongs to the Elders House. Whether it's High Priest Sophia or Queen July, they are just puppets. It is the Elders House that really controls this country behind the scenes."

After a while, Chu Wu calmed down and said: "Anyway, this rule is too weird. The clergy of the Elf Holy Religion are all women. There is no toilet here, how inconvenient it is."

Chu Wu waved his hand: "I will build it for you."

"This is blasphemy against the Elf God!" Agate's face changed slightly.

Chu Wu turned to look at Shirley.

Shirley shook her head: "There is no such thing in the elf world. It is a rule made up by humans themselves."

Seeing Shirley say this, Chu Wu felt reassured.

"These are all rules made blindly by our predecessors. If we blindly abide by them, what difference will we make from those old guys in the Elder's House who stick to the rules?" Chu Wu said.

Sophia sweated slightly: "You really dare to say this."

Chu Wu smiled: "That's why I trust you."

"Building a toilet..." Sophia was still a little hesitant.

Agate said: "If this matter reaches the Presbytery, it will definitely cause an uproar."

Chu Wu thought for a while and then said: "That's good. I'll build a toilet for myself. I'm not a clergyman, not even an elf believer. I'll build a toilet for myself. Is that okay?"

Sophia blinked and then said: "That's no problem."

Chu Wu grinned: "That's it. Go cook, eat well, and get to work."

After saying that, Chu Wu went to the kitchen.

Sophia glanced at Agate, smiled and said, "It's indeed okay for Chu Wu to do this."

In fact, she had already had enough of the convenience in the wild, but she never thought of any good solution.

That's good.

Chu Wu just came for one night and perfectly solved the problem of going to the toilet.

"So, this man is still very interesting."

Sophia paused, then chuckled: "Agate, you can also use Chu Wu's toilet."

The corners of Agate's mouth squirmed, but she didn't make a sound.

Chu Wu made breakfast very efficiently.

After the three of them finished their breakfast, Chu Wu rolled up his sleeves and said, "I took a look and found that there are all the tools to build a toilet. Just go and do whatever you need to do. I'm going to build a toilet for myself."