Crazy Elf Island

chest.

That's right, it was Lihua's breasts that Chu Wu touched.

At that time, Lihua's face turned black.

"Ahem, I'm sorry, I didn't expect to touch it." Chu Wu said quickly.

The pear-shaped face became darker.

"Chu Wu, what do you mean? You think my breasts are small and you can't touch them, right?"

"Uh, um..." Chu Wu said bravely: "It's nothing. Why is it bigger than Xiaoying's?"

Lihua was stunned for a moment, then she blinked and said suspiciously, "Sakura?"

"Oh. A friend of mine." Chu Wu said.

After Lihua was silent for a while, she suddenly approached Chu Wu, then glared and said angrily: "Chu Wu, do you often compare me with others?"

"That's because we have a good relationship. Just like husbands often subconsciously compare their wives with other women. This is human nature." Chu Wu said eloquently.

"Oh." After a while, Lihua suddenly reacted and went a little crazy: "Shameless! Who is your wife? Go ahead and dream of your dreams!"

Even though I was crazy, even though I was a little bit angry.

But as to whether there is more shame or anger, only Lihua herself knows.

"Okay, okay, don't be ink-stained, hurry up and take me to see the spring you mentioned." Lihua said again.

There are at least a thousand natural fountains in the Holy Elf Kingdom, but the number of spiritual springs is only a handful.

In other words, people in this country have no sensitivity to spiritual springs at all.

Just like Sophia.

She was the first to discover this spiritual spring, and she also knew that the spring water here could nourish the skin and relieve fatigue, but she only regarded it as a gift from the elves and gods, and had no idea or awareness of developing this spiritual spring.

It seems that if the country is closed for a long time, people's consciousness will indeed lose sensitivity.At least commercial sensitivity will be lost.

In fact, just look at the main export commodities of the Holy Elf Kingdom. Spiritual fruits, diamonds, and medicinal herbs are all natural minerals, and none of them are industrial products.

From this point, we can actually get a glimpse of the thoughts and consciousness of the entire country.

The overall situation can be described in one word, that is: stupid.

"God gave you supernatural power, but it was this power that destroyed your wisdom."

This is not that Chu Wu is belittling the Holy Elf Kingdom.

In fact, this is the case.

There are public reports that the illiteracy rate in the Holy Elf Kingdom exceeds 60.00%. In modern society, this exaggerated illiteracy rate is almost as high as Somalia.

"However, thanks to the fact that there are too many idiots in this country, this gives me the opportunity to be opportunistic. A good thing."

Chu Wucai didn't feel any guilt.

"I am Chinese, what does it have to do with me whether people from the Holy Elf Kingdom are stupid or not?"

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Chu Wu took a deep breath, and then said: "I understand. Let's go."

Later, Chu Wu said hello to Lin Xin, saying that he had something urgent to go out, and then drove to Xiyun Town with Lihua.

On the way, he finally learned from Lihua the reason why the girl was rushing there in such a hurry.

To be honest, after hearing this reason, Chu Wu really felt very speechless.

In his opinion, Lihua's skin is already top-notch, even better than Sister Momo's.

But she chose to compete with Sophia.

How can it be compared?

People live under the tree of life all year round and often bathe in the spiritual spring.

There is probably no one on this planet who can compete with Sophia.

"Actually, Sister Lihua, you don't need to compete with Sophia in everything? No need. She is the high priest, and you are Bai Fumei, no, you are a rich girl..."

"Wait a minute." Lihua said with a dark look on her face, "Why did Bai Fumei become a rich girl?"

"It doesn't mean anything, you're too sensitive."

Lihuapi smiled and said, "Chu Wu, do you still want to cooperate?"

"of course."

"So, what about the attitude of asking for help?"

Chu Wu immediately said: "Sister Lihua, I treat you as one of my own before I speak so casually. I am always respectful in front of Lady Sophia. Do you think this is okay? Do you feel familiar?"

Lihua thought for a moment.

Well, indeed, hitting is kissing, scolding is loving...

"Bah, bah, bah. Who is in love with this little brat?"

Lihua simply turned her head to the side.

Although Chu Wu was very angry when she left the palace this time, Lihua was in a relaxed mood.

In the palace, nay, in the whole capital, she felt oppressive.

She quietly glanced at Chu Wu and sighed softly in her heart.

"Well, a man who is full of nonsense and often makes his head smoke when he is so angry can actually bring himself peace. I don't have the M attribute, right?"

After relaxing, Lihua quickly fell asleep.

She was too tired these days.

In other words, Qiyue's identity has always made her very tired.

After meeting Chu Wu, she regained the relaxation and happiness she once had.

The last time was ten years ago, before she ascended the throne.

Chu Wu turned his head and glanced at Lihua, with a faint smile on his lips.

"That's true. She's pretty cute even when she's asleep."

At this moment, a woman wearing sunglasses suddenly came out from the roadside and stopped directly in front of Chu Wu's car.

"Depend on!"

Chu Wu rushed to the emergency brake.

Fortunately, both Chu Wu and the co-pilot Lihua were wearing seat belts, and the sudden braking did not injure them.

Chu Wu calmed down his emotions for a while, and then got out of the car angrily.

"Hey, what are you doing? Do you want to touch porcelain?" Chu Wu said angrily.

The woman was wearing big sunglasses and couldn't tell her appearance, but she seemed to have a good figure.

Especially the breasts, at least D!

She ignored Chu Wu and looked into the car.

"Do you have a driver's license?" the woman asked.

The voice sounded young.

Chu Wu's heart skipped a beat.

Let me go, it’s not a plainclothes traffic policeman!

He asked warily: "What do you want to do?"

"Don't be nervous, I'm not a traffic policeman." The woman paused and then said, "Can you give me a ride? No, can you take me in temporarily?"

Chu Wu:...

"What's this, a new trick?"

At this time, the woman took off her sunglasses.

Chu Wu looked at it and was shocked: "You, aren't you the Queen's personal bodyguard?"

"Yes. My name is Luqi."

"The navel of the belly button?"

Lu Qi wanted to run away, she almost gritted her teeth and said, "It's Angel's Qi!"

She paused to collect her emotions, and then said: "You must have read the news about the Queen's assassination a few days ago. I failed to protect her well and was dismissed from my post and became a wanderer."

"That's it." Chu Wu was a little embarrassed: "I sympathize with you, but I want to take you in..."

"If you don't want to, I will report you for driving without a license. I have already taken photos and videos." Lu Qi raised the phone in her hand.

"No, why are you so sure I don't have a driver's license."

"I'm pretty sure, should I call the traffic police?"

"Wait a minute." Chu Wu said quickly. He paused and then said: "Let me state in advance that I am not a good person. If you are taken advantage of, you will bear the consequences. If so, you still insist on getting in my car. , then please.”

After Chu Wu finished speaking, Lu Qi got into the car without hesitation.

Chu Wu:...