Crazy Elf Island

"Huh? Chu Wu, what's wrong with you?" Li Shan asked.

"Oh, I was just thinking that there is still one month until the fifth day of July. Wouldn't we start collecting the breathing tax now?" Chu Wu said calmly.

"Every year, preparations for the Queen's birthday party start a month in advance. When you came, didn't you notice that slogans had already been painted on the streets?"

Chu Wu thought for a while and then said: "Oh, there are some new slogans. What about 'Feng Dancing in the sky, giving birth to a beautiful girl early', I thought it was an advertisement from some infertility hospital."

Li Shan's lips twitched: "You guy, I'm really worried about you. Will you survive until the Queen's birthday?"

"Does her birthday have anything to do with us? Other than exploiting us."

"Of course it does matter. The Queen's birthday is a national holiday, and we fourth-class citizens can also have a day off."

Chu Wu sweated slightly: "Are you complacent about this?"

"Chu Wu, you don't know that many people who want to come to Litian Island and become fourth-class citizens have no chance. Every year, there is a limit on the number of workers the kingdom can purchase from other countries."

"I don't want to come to this ghost place. I want to return to China before my birthday!" Chu Wu paused, his expression also a little melancholy: "But how to leave? In these two days, I will tell you what I know We have deduced the possibilities, but we can’t leave here within a month.”

Li Shan thought for a while, and then said: "I don't have any shortcuts. If there were, I would have left long ago. To be honest, while I have not completely become numb, while I still retain a little bit of man's dignity , I also want to return to China. I want to express my love to my goddess Lin Momo, even though she doesn’t know me."

Chu Wu:......

At this time, Li Shan said again: "Chu Wu, you can go to Huajie and ask. There is a mixture of fish and dragons there, and there is more information."

"Flower Street?"

"Yes, it's a place where men go to find women. But the ladies there don't take business from fourth-class citizens, so as not to be implicated, so be careful yourself." Li Shan said.

"How to get out?"

"You came just in time. Tomorrow is the weekend. According to the labor law, we have half a day off. At that time, you can go to Flower Street. But you must come back before ten o'clock in the evening, otherwise you will be wanted. Yes." Li Shan said.

Chu Wu nodded.

At this moment, a voice suddenly shouted: "Li Shan, what are you whispering about when you are not working?!"

Chu Wu turned his head and took a look. The one he scolded was the policewoman who was riding a Harley motorcycle the day he first came to the mine.

It seems to be called Song Li.

Like Rou Ran, she is a female mine policeman in Chu Wu's mining area.

Although Song Li's appearance is not bad, her breasts are a bit small, and her arrogant attitude is really annoying.

As if aware that Chu Wu was looking at her, Song Li immediately walked over.

What she was holding this time was not a baton, but a whip.

"Chu Wu, leave quickly." The fat man said quickly.

Chu Wu was not moved by this.

Song Li walked up to Chu Wu and without saying a word, raised her whip and whipped Chu Wu.

Chu Wu avoided it lightly.

Compared with those Siberian tigers, Song Li's movements were child's play.

After being avoided by Chu Wu, Song Li looked very angry and whipped her several times, but Chu Wu easily avoided her.

"Miss Police, elf envoys have extra-legal privileges, do you also have them?" Chu Wu frowned slightly.

"I didn't break the law!" Song Li gasped lightly and said coldly.

"Is it not illegal to whip a law-abiding citizen innocently? There are still 5 minutes left before work time. Which law in the kingdom stipulates that you must work during non-working hours?" Chu Wu said calmly.

Song Li choked, and then said angrily: "What I'm talking about is Wang Fa!"

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bsp;Chu Wu grinned: "If your words are heard by the two elven masters, I'm afraid there will be some trouble, right?"

Song Li's face changed drastically and she immediately covered her mouth tightly.

In this country, what is said is governed by the king's law, and there is only one queen.

Normally, there would be no problem if I say this.

But at this moment, the two elves in the mine were sulking and feeling very unhappy.

If they used this as an excuse to catch him venting their anger, he would have no choice but to admit defeat.

Song Li took two steps closer to Chu Wu, then lowered her voice and said: "If you dare to tell nonsense..."

Chu Wu interrupted Song Li rudely: "Officer Song, it seems that your handle fell into my hands."

"You!" Song Li took a deep breath and said coldly: "What do you want to do?"

"I didn't want to do anything. Okay, it's working time, I'm going to work."

After Chu Wu finished speaking, he waved and left.

Song Li looked gloomy, then turned and left.

On the other side, Chu Wu was working, and Sakura flew over again and sat on Chu Wu's nose.

Chu Wu became more and more suspicious that this elf was plotting against his nose!

"You are such a troublemaker. You have only been in the mine for two days and you have already provoked several mine police officers. Do you still want to live a good life in the future?" Xiao Yingren lectured Chu Wu like a brat.

"They provoked me first." Chu Wu paused, then said angrily: "Xiaoying, if you are too busy, how about helping me with work? By the way, I don't know what attributes you have. Woolen cloth"

"Keep it secret. Besides, without the elf, our ability is just a piece of waste paper. I can't use my ability myself." Sakura said.

"Ha, what a useless elf."

"Ah! You actually said I'm useless! I'm telling you, I want to become..."

"One Piece's man?"

"Yes! Ah! No!" Sakura took a deep breath and said, "I want to become a legendary woman in the elf world!"

Chu Wu rolled his eyes: "You are as lazy as a pig, and you are almost a legend in the world of lazy spirits!"

"It's so rude! I'm very diligent, okay? I sleep because... that's right!" Sakura's eyes lit up, she half clenched her right hand into a fist, and then lightly knocked on the palm of her left hand: "I'm here Practice Sleeping Arhat Boxing.”

Chu Wu:......

After a while, Chu Wu closed his hands, closed his eyes, and said nothing.

"Chu Wu, what are you doing?" Sakura asked curiously.

"A moment of silence for your poor master."

"Hmph! You idiot Chu Wu, don't ask me to help you cheat again!"

After saying that, Sakura flew away angrily.

Time passed quickly. When I went to the restaurant at noon, Anko walked towards me.

Although she passed by Chu Wu, Hong Dou didn't look at Chu Wu at all.

Rouran, who was not far away, happened to see this scene and sighed softly in her heart: "As the rumors describe, once Hongdou sleeps with a man, he will abandon him immediately. Hongdou was still very interested in Chu Wu yesterday, but today He is like a stranger, and I don’t even want to look at Chu Wu.”

Although the reputation is not good, Hongdou still attracts the attention of a large number of men wherever he goes.

Most of the hormones in the air are induced by red beans.

The most beautiful woman in Dos Mine, she deserves her reputation.

Chu Wu didn't say anything.

Entering the workers' restaurant, he opened the note in his hand while no one was paying attention.

This was something Anko secretly stuffed into her hand when she passed by Anko.

There was only a very concise sentence on the note: Come to my house tonight.