Crazy Elf Island

Lu Chen glared: "You woman, can you speak? Can a beggar compare to my friend?"

Chu Wu put his hands in his pockets and smiled lightly.

He has seen many double-acting performances.

Lu Chen is considered a poor actor.

"Chu Wu, don't mind. I've already scolded this bitch for not being able to speak human words." Lu Chen paused and then said: "However, it's really time to change your phone. There happens to be an Apple store nearby. Specialty store, how about I buy you a new mobile phone?"

"No need." Chu Wu paused and then said, "Do you have anything to do with me?"

"Oh, I heard that you unfortunately passed away. I rushed back from abroad in a hurry. Unexpectedly, when I returned to Yuncheng, I heard that you were not dead. I planned to find you to see what happened." Lu Chen said.

Chu Wu smiled: "I heard that I am not dead. Your tone seems a bit regretful."

"Ahem, no, how can I be sorry? I'm too late to be happy." After Lu Chen finished speaking, he hurriedly said: "Chu Wu, I'll buy you a new iPhone. We've reunited after a long separation. Let's treat it as a meeting gift. You're welcome. . This little money is just a fraction of my monthly pocket money.”

"Wow, so proud." Chu Wu looked up and chuckled: "That's good. There happens to be a shared bicycle nearby. Let's compete to see who can get to the orphanage first. If we lose, we will ask the orphans The hospital will donate 10 yuan. Of course, if I lose, I will also take the money."

"Oh, Chu Wu, are you kidding me? How can a bicycle outrun my BMW sports car? Besides, do you have 10 yuan?"

"Don't worry about this. If I lose, I will borrow the 10 yuan and I will take out the [-] yuan." Chu Wu chuckled.

Lu Chen didn't know what he was thinking of, but he also grinned: "Okay! It's a deal."

"That's it, I'm going to unlock the shared bicycle first." After Chu Wu finished speaking, he walked towards Ofo's little yellow car.

"Sakura, prepare to merge." Chu Wu said.

Sakura went crazy: "Can you change the word to something more civilized?"

"Okay, don't worry about this little thing, hurry up and get together."

Sakura was helpless.

After signing the contract, Sakura turned into a stream of light and flowed into Chu Wu's Tianling Point.

"Chu Wu, do you want to use gravity to pull the sports car?"

"Of course not. It's too ostentatious and too troublesome." Chu Wu then grinned, then waved his fingers gently, and the two long nails in the grocery store on the roadside moved quietly to Lu Chen under the influence of gravity. The two front wheels of a sports car.

A little while later, Chu Wu rode his bicycle next to Lu Chen's BMW.

Speaking of 321 together, the game begins.

"Hey, Chu Wu is getting more and more stupid now. How can such a person deserve to be Sister Momo's fiancé?" Lu Chen started the car, stepped on the accelerator, and the car sped out.

"Tsk tsk, they are indeed Michelin run-proof tires. It seems that just two spikes can't do anything to them."

Although Chu Wu's spike was inserted into the tire, the BMW sports car was not affected.

"What should we do? Do you want to play dirty tricks? For example, use gravity to move the trash cans on the roadside to the road, causing a traffic jam. His car can't pass, but our bicycles can go without any obstruction." Sakura suggested.

"Don't play like this. It will bring unnecessary trouble to other car owners. If it causes another traffic accident, it will be even worse. Besides, the trash can runs on the road without wind and no one kicks it. It looks very ugly no matter how you look at it. It’s suspicious. If it attracts the attention of relevant Chinese departments, I’m afraid it will be even more difficult.”

Chu Wu paused, then grinned and said, "We compete fairly and honestly."

Subsequently, Chu Wu reduced the gravity of himself and the bicycle.

With a slight push, the bicycle moved forward quickly.

Sakura looked contemptuous: "Is this fair competition? Chu Wu is so thick-skinned."

Chu Wu did not

In retort, he smiled faintly, pushed his feet hard, and the speed of the bicycle soared again.

Soon, the speed of this little yellow car had soared to 120km/h.

In theory, the bike can be ridden faster.

The fastest bicycle record in the world is 181 km/h.

However, the main reason that hindered Chu Wu from increasing his speed was wind resistance.

The faster the speed, the greater the wind resistance.

Gravity is not omnipotent and cannot make wind resistance disappear.

However, the speed of 120 kilometers per hour is already as fast as the wind on urban roads. Lu Chen's BMW sports car can only reach 100 kilometers per hour, which is already the limit.There are even speed limits on the roads in the center of the city.

Inside a BMW.

"Lu Chen, that Chu Wu has already surpassed us." The internet celebrity said with a face.

Lu Chen looked leisurely: "Don't worry. We're still far away from the orphanage. Even though he's running so happily now, he won't last long. The victory is 100% mine."

The internet celebrity glanced at Lu Chen and said, "Lu Chen, don't you like that Chu Wu?"

"There's nothing I like or dislike." Lu Chen said lightly: "When you climb to the top of the pyramid, will you still care about the ants under your feet? Once upon a time, I was indeed very jealous of him. Not only me, many people were jealous of him. But , it’s no longer necessary now. I’m already a master, and he...hehe.”

Lu Chen paused, then a smile appeared at the corner of his mouth: "I heard that he and Sister Momo have broken up. They deserve it. He doesn't even urinate and look like himself. How can he be worthy of Sister Momo? He doesn't Death is really great. Only if he is alive can I see his embarrassment. Hey, Wu Di, cooperate with me to show your affection. If you don't add insult to injury at this time, how long are you waiting for!"

This Wu Di pouted dissatisfiedly: "It's this Lin Momo again. The last time I quarreled with Fan Shengtian, it was also because of this Lin Momo. I really don't understand. You have been away from the orphanage for so long, and there are no shortage of beauties around you. , why do you still miss her?"

"Don't mention Fan Shengtian to me!" Lu Chen's eyes were filled with anger.

Wu Di didn't dare to say any more.

After running for about twenty minutes, they were about to arrive at the orphanage. Lu Chen suddenly realized a problem.

"Why haven't you seen Chu Wu? Did you leave him far behind without paying attention?" A smile appeared on Lu Chen's lips: "How naive, racing a bicycle against a sports car? Haha."

"Ah!" At this time, Wu Di suddenly screamed.

"What?!" Lu Chen was a little annoyed: "What's all the fuss about?!"

"Chu Wu, he, he has arrived!" Wu Di pointed forward.

"What?!" Lu Chen looked up.

Sure enough, in front of the orphanage, a group of children were jumping around Chu Wu.

Parked next to the orphanage was a yellow bicycle, which was exactly the one Chu Wu rode.

"How, how is this possible?"

When Chu Wu patted the car window, Lu Chen still looked in disbelief.

"One hundred thousand. I thank you on behalf of the children." Chu Wu said with a grin.

Lu Chen's lips twitched: "I understand."

"Great. Many facilities in the orphanage need to be replaced, and we are worried about running out of money." Chu Wu stretched out his arms and said, "Okay, I have to go back."

"Wait a minute." Lu Chen paused and then said, "I'll treat you to dinner tonight, which can be considered as a way to help you wash away your dust and welcome your new life."

"No way. I still have friends here..."

"Ask your friends to come with you." Lu Chen gritted his teeth and said: "I will donate another [-] to the orphanage. Mainly because I want to ask you for a favor. We will talk about it at the dinner."

Chu Wu thought for a while: "Okay. Where to go?"

"Longyuan Hotel." Lu Chen said again.

"Okay, I see."