Crazy Elf Island

Lihua was thinking secretly, and suddenly a man came over: "Beauty, I am an online anchor, and I am doing a live broadcast on the street. That's it. I want to perform a magic trick for you."

"Magic?" Lihua blinked.

"Yes."

"What kind of magic?" Lihua asked curiously.

"I can touch your breasts without touching your clothes." The male anchor said.

"Bullshit." Lihua looked at her naked body, which was so tightly wrapped that even a ray of light couldn't penetrate it, and curled her lips.

An elf with special magical abilities might be able to do it, but how could a man accomplish this impossible task?

"I know you don't believe it. Come on, I'll show you what a miracle is right now."

The male anchor smoothed his sleeves, then turned to the people following the video and said, "Come closer and let the live broadcast netizens see my magic show."

Then, he took a deep breath, closed his eyes and rested his mind. It seemed that he was brewing something.

After a moment, he opened his eyes suddenly.

"Okay, the magic begins."

Lihua curled her lips: "Pretending. I wonder how you can do it?"

The male anchor's hand began to reach out to Lihua, but at this moment, there was a snap, and a pair of hands suddenly stretched out and patted the male anchor directly.

"What are you doing?" The male anchor was a little angry, and his hands were red.

"This is my girlfriend." Chu Wu said calmly: "Get out."

When the male anchor heard that Lihua had a boyfriend, he quickly ran away with his companions.

Lihua blinked: "Chu Wu, why did you hit him?"

"Hey, you woman, you are so stupid."

"what the hell."

Chu Wu then looked at Lihua and said calmly: "I can do magic like this."

"Ah?" Lihua said with disbelief, "Bragging."

"Forget it, I'll give you an urban lesson."

"What mess?"

"I said, I will show you the technique of that man just now." Chu Wu said calmly.

Chu Wu was amazed.

Lihua was a little confused. Did Chu Wu's hand wander around her chest several times?

You promised to touch your breasts without touching your clothes? ! !

"Alas, the magic failed." Chu Wu retracted his hand and said calmly.

Lihua finally came to her senses. When she looked at Chu Wu, she didn't know that she had been tricked by Chu Wu.

"Holy shit!" Lihua was furious: "You did this on purpose, this is sexual harassment!!"

Chu Wu glanced at Lihua and said calmly: "That male anchor had the same idea! He first used magic as a gimmick to make up the mystery, and when the girl's curiosity was aroused, she agreed to do the experiment. Then the man looked at her through her clothes. After touching the girl's breast, Feng Qingyun said calmly: "Sorry, the magic failed. "Girls can only eat Coptis chinensis as much as a mute."

After saying that, Chu Wu couldn't help but said: "Sister Lihua, you are too naive! Even if you are sold by others, you still help others count their money. Don't talk to strangers in the future!"

"Oh."

"Okay, let's go. Tonight, I will take you to have a big dinner." Chu Wu pushed the electric car over.

Afterwards, Chu Wu rode an electric bicycle, with Lihua sitting behind, and they drove towards the Longyuan Hotel together.

Halfway through, when passing by a Yuncheng Public Security Bureau, Lihua suddenly said: "Chu Wu, although you stopped others from taking advantage of me, you also took advantage of me. Can you be considered a ******?"

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sp;"I was teaching you how to prevent fraud, how could it be considered sexual harassment?" Chu Wu turned his head and glanced at the door of the Public Security Bureau, and said bravely.

Lihua didn't say anything else.

Ten minutes later, the two arrived at Longyuan Hotel.

"Chu Wu, aren't Sophia and Agate coming?" Lihua asked.

"Come. They come directly from the villa." Chu Wu said.

"Oh."

This Longyuan Hotel, to be precise, Longyuan Restaurant, is a courtyard that covers a large area.

Longyuan Hotel is not the top dining place in Yuncheng. What is really awesome is the freshness of the grass.This restaurant with a somewhat unusual or weird name is the only restaurant in Yuncheng that implements a membership system. Moreover, their membership is not something you can buy if you have money. Chu Wu doesn’t know how to get Xiaocao Qingxin’s membership. Too clear.After all, he is too far away from this kind of circle.

He did hear one thing.

In the past, there were rich second-generation people in Yuncheng who couldn't buy Xiaocao Qingxin's membership, so they tried to break in, but their legs were broken.

This incident didn't even make the news, and the second-generation rich family whose legs were broken didn't dare to say a word, so they left Yuncheng with their families overnight.

This shows the terrifying power behind Xiaocaoqing.

Off topic.

Let’s talk about the Longyuan Hotel.

Because most of the second generation rich people cannot enter Xiaocao Qingqing, let alone show off in Xiaocao Qingqing, many people come to Longyuan Hotel instead.

Over time, the Longyuan Hotel has become the first choice place for all kinds of second-generation people to pretend to pick up girls.

Chu Wu and Lihua searched for a long time, but couldn't find a place to park the electric car.

Finally, Chu Wu simply parked the electric car on the side of the road.

There are also cars parked on the roadside.

Compared with the Audi in front of me, such a small Yadi is really a bit shabby.

When Chu Wu and Lihua came in, the receptionist at the door didn't even bother to say "Welcome."

The man is poor and the woman is not pretty. Although both of them have good temperaments, being poor means they have no spending power.

Chu Wu didn't have any feelings about the welcoming lady's lukewarm attitude, he was used to it.

But Lihua was a little unable to accept it.

When had she been wronged like this?

"Sister Lihua, let me teach you another lesson. This is not the Holy Elf Kingdom. You must learn to adapt to the environment, rather than letting the environment adapt to you." Chu Wu said calmly.

Lihua said depressedly: "Why should I listen to the teachings of a little brat like you?"

Chu Wu smiled: "Because I, a little brat, know more than you. If you have the talent and ability of Sister Xiaojiu, I am not qualified to teach you."

"Sister Xiaojiu?"

"My full name is Ai Xiaojiu. She is two years older than me. If not Sister Xiaojiu, what is your name?"

Lihua rolled her eyes: "There are so many sisters around you. Sister Momo, Sister Sophie, Sister Lin Xin, Sister Youyi, and here comes Sister Xiaojiu. Are you a sister-controller?"

"I won't refute this. Anyone who knows me knows that I am a sister-controller." Chu Wu added: "At the same time, I am also a young woman-controller and a wife-controller."

Lihua twitched the corner of her mouth: "Shameless. Then why did you choose Agate, who is the same age, as your contract girlfriend? Agate is so pitiful."

Chu Wu sweated slightly.

"Why is Agate pitiful? She doesn't like me. She agreed to be my contractual girlfriend because it was profitable. We are in an employment relationship. Does it mean that if the boss hires employees, then the employees will be pitiful? It's pitiable if they are unemployed. Huh?" Chu Wu glanced at the lobby on the first floor and said in surprise: "Sister Xiaojiu, what a coincidence, she also eats here."

Lihua also followed Chu Wu's gaze...