Crazy Elf Island

"Speaking of which, what kind of clay sculpture is Chu Wu working on?" Lihua said casually.

"I don't know. He said he is [-] to [-]% sure that he will satisfy me." Agate said.

Sophia smiled and said: "If nothing else, Chu Wu is quite a competent boyfriend. Although he is a fake boyfriend, he is really serious about coaxing his girlfriend."

Agate looked depressed: "I won't forgive him just because of a small clay sculpture."

"Uh..." Sophia glanced at Agate, then chuckled: "Have you been exposed?"

"He said he didn't see it clearly. No one would believe him." Agate felt very depressed when she thought about being seen out.

Sophia smiled: "Then Chu Wu has made a lot of money."

Agate looked depressed: "Ms. Sophia, please stop talking, I'm so depressed."

Pear Blossom made no comment.

However, she was also curious about the clay sculptures Chu Wu made for Agate.

"He may not know that Agate is a typical kind of woman with a gentle appearance and a cold heart. They say that Sophia has a high emotional G-spot, but in fact, Agate is no less generous. There are rumors that in the Holy Elf Kingdom, Goude, a man known as a national treasure, once confessed his love to Agate, but was rejected by Agate without hesitation. Although this scandal cannot be confirmed, and I don’t know whether it is true or not, Agate is indeed a very cold-hearted woman. Want to please such For a woman, I’m afraid she can’t do ordinary clay sculptures, right?”

The three chatted for a while, and the topic mainly focused on the comparison between China and the Holy Elf Kingdom.

After a while, the three of them took a shower and then went back to their respective houses.

The next day.

Agate got up early and was going downstairs to prepare breakfast for Sophia.

As soon as she opened the door, there was a man with shaggy eyes and sleepy eyes standing outside, reaching for her breasts.

Agate screamed first, then reflexively kicked him up.

The man was obviously caught off guard, took a few steps back, and then dropped the thing in his hand.

He woke up instantly, and his eyes became as sharp as an eagle's eyes.

At the moment when his body was about to lean, he pulled back with his heels as a landing point to stabilize his body, and then rushed forward, firmly catching the things that fell from his hands.

At this time, Sophia and Lihua rushed out after hearing Agate's scream.

"what happened?"

"Chu Wu wants to molest me!" Agate said.

"Hey, Agate, don't frame me up."

"Didn't your hand reach my chest?"

Chu Wu scratched his head: "I wanted to knock on the door. Okay, I admit, I was very sleepy, and for a moment I thought your chest was the door."

The agate face will turn black into carbon.

Sophia and Lihua can’t stand it either.

"What a gangster, this man."

"Ahem. It's not me. I'm going to give this to you. After working on it all night, I finally got it done." Chu Wu took out the thing in his hand.

Although Agate was unhappy, she still turned her head and glanced, and was stunned for a moment.

"This is..."

"Elf." Chu Wu said with a smile.

"Liar. Aren't elves shaped like balls?" Agate looked suspicious.

Chu Wu:...

"Gothe and your elves are like balls, so they are balls? Have any of you ever seen elves?"

"But Gothe has seen it."

"Do you know he has seen elves?" Chu Wu asked again.

Agate choked.

"But you haven't seen an elf before. Why do you say that an elf looks like this?" Agate said.

Chu Wu said lightly: "Everyone has their own elf in their heart. This is what the elf in my mind looks like. I give it to you. If you don't like it..."

Agate snatched the elf clay statue and said, "I didn't say I didn't like it."

Pear Blossom and Sophia

also came over.

"Wow, what an exquisite elf clay sculpture." Sophia praised.

Lihua sweated slightly: "This is the appearance of the elf in Chu Wu's heart."

"Compared to the spherical elves that Gothe said, the humanoid elves are more beautiful." Sophia paused and then said: "Chu Wu, have you given her a name?"

"Well, I'm up." Chu Wu raised his head and glanced at Shirley flying in the air, and then said, "Her name is Shirley."

Agate's eyes lit up: "Shirley, what a name!"

She held Shirley's clay sculpture in her hands, the more she looked at it, the more she liked it.

Shirley was so excited that she almost shed tears.

Chu Wu smiled lightly: "This little elf is so cute, why are you crying?"

"Agate, can this gift be worth the 'visit fee'?" Sophia chuckled.

Agate's cheeks turned red: "Lord Sophia!"

"Just kidding." Sophia smiled.

She paused and then said: "I think this gift is quite good, so I'll probably forgive him."

Agate said awkwardly: "I won't do this again!"

"Definitely!" Chu Wu said immediately.

Agate said nothing more and went straight downstairs.

Sophia then went downstairs.

"You make your own breakfast and eat it yourself. I'm going to bed, I'm so sleepy."

After saying that, Chu Wu opened the door and prepared to go back to the house to sleep, but before he could close the door, Lihua got into the house.

Chu Wu was startled.

"What do you want to do?"

Seeing Chu Wu's guarded face, Lihua was so angry.

"I'm going to sleep with you!" Lihua said angrily.

"Don't even think about it, do you think anyone can take away my first time?"

"Ah!" Lihua went crazy for a while.

Chu Wu smiled: "I'm just kidding."

He paused and then said, "What do you want from me?"

"I want you to make a mud man for me too."

"Miss Lihua, first of all, this is not called a clay figure, this is called a clay sculpture. Secondly, why should I make a clay sculpture for you? Is there anything you can give me in return? Oh, first of all, let me make it clear that I will not look at your naked body. Yes." Chu Wu said.

Lihua was going crazy inside: "If you want to see it, I have to let you see it too!"

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Taking a deep breath, Lihua calmed down and said, "I have nothing to give you now, but I can send you an IOU. You can tell me how much it will cost."

Chu Wu tapped his fingers on the bedside table. After a while, he said, "I'm not interested in money. However, if you can take a photo of Sister Sophie, I can help you make a clay sculpture."

Lihua:...

"Chu Wu, you are too perverted!" Lihua was furious.

"You can refuse." Chu Wu said lightly.

In the end, Lihua walked away.

Chu Wu climbed onto the bed and put his hands behind his head, not knowing what he was thinking.

Shirley flew over and sat on Chu Wu's ear.

"Chu Wu, why do you put such excessive conditions? If you don't want to do it for Lihua, just refuse." Shirley said.

In her opinion, Chu Wu is not that kind of perverted person.

Chu Wu said lightly: "I just want to tell Lihua that the dark side of this city is not as beautiful as she thought. I hope she can be more careful when dealing with people in the future."

Shirley seemed to understand.

downstairs.

Agate made breakfast, and the three of them had breakfast around the dining table.

After eating for a long time, Agate suddenly said: "Do you know? There is a top-secret legend in China. On the night of the full moon of every month, which is the fifteenth day of the lunar calendar, if a virgin and a virgin have sex, they will be young forever. Stay."