Crazy Elf Island

"Please, manager, this is the living room. If you want to do something inappropriate for children, please move upstairs."

After saying that, Lihua suddenly turned around, glared at Chu Wu, and ran away again.

"baffling!"

Chu Wu muttered, pointed at the card and said, "Where did it come from?"

"A friend gave it to me." Youyi paused and said calmly: "He opened an amusement park there, so he gave me this card and said it was a super VIP card. With this card, I can play ten times for free."

"Boyfriend?" Chu Wu blinked.

Youyi smiled: "Then it depends on whether his skills are sufficient."

"Are they the skills of a famous actor?"

Youyi smiled and said nothing, pondered for a moment, and waved his hand: "Come on, look at you looking at me so eagerly, I'll give you this card. You can play when you have time. I'm going to the store."

After saying that, Youyi left.

Chu Wu couldn't help but want to praise the open-mindedness of the game. This woman has never been a troubled person, especially when this card is...

I don’t really have a boyfriend anymore.

Chu Wu's eyes lit up, and he suddenly felt as if he had discovered a major secret.

While thinking secretly, Sakura jumped out of nowhere and came straight to Chu Wu's nose: "Hey, Chu Wu, what are you doing? You don't know how to masturbate to the air, do you?"

"The one who knows me is Sakura."

Chu Wu came back to his senses, squinted his eyes and smiled: "Xiaoying, this is our fate. If one day you become a human, you must leave it to me for the first time."

"You think so well, my first time belongs to Shirley." Sakura hummed.

"Shirley is a woman."

"What's wrong with the woman, I don't mind." Sakura paused and thought about it: "I can even imagine now how wonderful the process between us will be at that time, it must be... ugh haha."

Sakura laughed suddenly.

Chu Wu almost vomited blood and ignored this strange elf. He glanced at the red elf in his hand, quickly returned to the room, and locked the door.

"Sakura, this is Yudie."

Chu Wu gently put the little guy in his hand on the table, fearing that the table would be too hard and hit her, so he also took a small soft cushion.

"She is Yudie."

The answer was not Sakura, but the sudden cherry.

"Have you slept enough?" Chu Wu said.

"No." Cherry shook her head, continued to yawn, and murmured: "Am I sick? I always feel like I haven't gotten enough sleep recently, and I get sleepier and sleepier."

Sakura thought for a while and said in surprise: "Cherry, congratulations, you are pregnant."

Chu Wu:......

cherry:……

"Cherry, let's talk about Yudie." Chu Wu sighed lightly.

Cherry didn't intend to ignore Xiaoying and nodded: "Yudie is a good friend of mine. We grew up happily together and signed the elf contract almost at the same time."

After saying that, Cherry paused and continued: "That's all I can say, oh, by the way, Yudie is very introverted, she is afraid of strangers, so she doesn't seem to have many friends except me. "

Chu Wu also knew a lot of the rules in the elf world. Besides, some of them didn't need to be explained by Cherry, he already knew them.

Raindie is a thunder elf, Vermeer’s contracted elf.

Although Chu Wu had already guessed a thing or two about Vermeer's purpose of coming to Yuncheng, and Xiaoying and Yingying had reminded him before, maybe he came for Lihua, that is, the enemy.

But elves are kind, and they have no control over what the elves want to do.

Therefore, Chu Wu didn't plan to do anything to Yudie, he just wanted her to leave Vermeer for a while. Vermeer, who couldn't summon magic, was worse than a tiger with its big teeth pulled out.

After a while, Cherry flew around Yudie and said worriedly: "Chu Wu, you won't beat Yudie to death, why won't she wake up yet?"

"No, I didn't use as much force as when I took the photo of Sakura." Chu Wu said.

Hearing this, Xiaoying pinched her waist with both hands and became angry: "Chu Wu, when did you take pictures of me? Was it when I was secretly sleeping?"

Chu Wu sweated violently.

"You slipped up, it wasn't you who was hit, it was Luo Fei's elf."

"Let's just say, how can you be so bold to shoot me, unless you don't want to live anymore." Sakura hummed again.

Chu Wu thought for a moment, squinted his eyes, and smiled: "Xiaoying, it seems that I am yours now...well, I really don't have the courage."

Sakura must feel that she has unique attributes, and Qi Qi is the strongest elf user in thousands of years, so she is so proud.It's just that he seems to have deprived her of all this.

He planned to quarrel with Sakura again, but thinking of this, Chu Wu held back to prevent Sakura from being sad again.

"Chu Wu, hurry up and see why Yudie hasn't woken up yet." Cherry paused, then urged: "No, I'm going to call Agate over and give Yudie a full body check."

After saying that, the cherries will fly out.

Chu Wu quickly reached out and caught her back: "Don't be so nervous. If I can hurt an elf with magic with just a tap, you elves are not so fragile."

Saying this, Chu Wu himself felt strange. He really didn't exert much effort, why he still didn't wake up.

Thinking about it, Chu Wu lowered his head and moved closer, deciding to take a closer look at the reason.

"Chu Wu, what are you doing? Do you want to molest Yudie? Wow, you have such strong taste." Xiaoying pretended to be surprised, shook her head and said with disdain: "You are too perverted, no, no, close The ink is black, I simply decided to stay away from you."

Before Sakura could take off, Chu Wu caught her back.

"Smelly Chuwu, rotten Chuwu, please let me go, I want to stay away from you, this pervert." Xiaoying moved her hands and feet wildly and pointed at Yudie: "Look, Yudie's face is red, this is her The cells are resisting you."

Chu Wu:......

"She's really blushing." Cherry said in surprise.

Hearing this, Chu Wu quickly lowered his head to observe, and really noticed that Yu Die's face had changed. His previously fair face had now turned into a red apple.

"Supernatural incident? Your face can turn red even when you are in a coma. Are the cells really revolting?"

Chu Wu was also depressed. He had doubts in his mind and quickly got closer to find out. If he didn't find out, he felt that he wouldn't even sleep tonight.

"Ah... flow, gangster! You, what do you want to do?"

At this time, Yudie suddenly screamed, startling Chu Wu.

"Yudie, you're awake." Cherry said excitedly.

"Ah."

Yudie glanced at the big face close at hand. Her face instantly turned redder, and she flew behind Yingtao in a flash: "Yingtao, who is this person? He, can he see me?"

After saying that, Yudie secretly glanced at Chu Wu again and quickly hid back.

"Of course I can see you, so don't hide it." Chu Wu rolled his eyes and said, "Did I wake up early? Are you just pretending to be comatose and trying to deceive us?"

"me……"

Yudie felt guilty and buried her head further, no longer daring to look at Chu Wu anymore.

"I see."

Cherry woke up from a dream, patted her legs and smiled.