Crazy Elf Island

Chu Wu returned directly to the Dos Mine.

He was not in a hurry to ask for the person's business card from the street girl, so as not to reveal his purpose too much.

Anyway, he already knows the shop where the street girl works, and there will be many opportunities in the future.

Before returning to the mine, Chu Wu spent 2000 yuan on a mobile phone, but was refused the card when he bought it. The reason was that according to the Queen's Executive Order No. 178, fourth-class citizens are prohibited from using online communications.

The Holy Elf Kingdom is originally a local area network, and ordinary telephones and networks can only be used within the country.

But even this kind of local area network cannot be used by fourth-class citizens.

Chu Wu felt deep resentment in his heart.

"One day, if the queen falls into my hands, haha!!"

Of course, Chu Wu did not inflate himself.

Even if you can interfere with the opponent's use of magic by attacking the contracted elf, it doesn't mean that every hit will hit.

If you don't use the contract elf, you will be in tragedy.

Moreover, it is said that this July Queen not only has the strongest spiritual power in thousands of years, but her own fighting skills are also top-notch.I have been practicing for so many years, and although my fighting ability is very strong, it is hard to say who is stronger or weaker against the Queen.

Chu Wu just wants to leave here now and has no intention of having a head-on conflict with the queen.

Because the Holy Elf Kingdom’s mobile phone card implements a real-name system.

Without a mobile phone sim card, Chu Wu's new mobile phone would be useless.

He wanted to return it, but it seemed like it would be troublesome.

"Forget it, um, give it to Anko. Last time I saw her phone was almost broken."

Back in the dormitory, Li Shan was lying on the bed sneaking around. When he saw Chu Wu coming in, he was a little panicked.

Chu Wu looked suspicious: "Li Shan, what are you looking at?"

"Hehehe." Li Shan smiled awkwardly.

"Damn, if you have any resources, please share them. I heard that although the Queen prohibits us from having sex with women, she does not prohibit us from watching movies." Chu Wu said.

Li Shan talked: "It's true that it's not prohibited. But whether it's CDs, pornographic magazines, or inflatable dolls, they are all ridiculously expensive. So some people say that the Queen prohibits us from having sex, and at the same time greatly increases the price of sex props. Just to squeeze more money out of us.”

"Oh no, this queen is trying her best to extract our hard-earned money."

"There is no way, who made her the queen? And she is also the most powerful elf messenger in thousands of years. Fortunately, the high priest Sophia can restrain the queen a little, otherwise she might be even more unscrupulous."

"Sophia..."

Sophia's beautiful body immediately appeared in Chu Wu's mind, Gulu, and swallowed.

"Ahem, Li Shan, stop talking nonsense and quickly take out the little yellow book." Chu Wu calmed down and said again.

"They say it's not a pornographic book anymore."

"I don't believe it. Don't be so stingy. When I have the goods, we can exchange them and save money." Chu Wu chuckled and came over directly.

"Ah, okay, I'll tell you the truth." Li Shan took out an envelope from the quilt.

"love letter?"

Li Shan blushed: "Yeah."

"Which girl?" Chu Wu said angrily.

"You also know her. She is the female mine policeman Song Li from our mining area." Li Shan said shyly.

Chu Wu frowned slightly: "Song Li wrote you a love letter?"

"Yeah, I didn't expect that she has been secretly in love with me." Li Shan was like a young man in love.

"Show me the love letter." Chu Wu said.

Li Shan handed the love letter to Chu Wu.

Chu Wu opened the letter.

"Dear Li Shan, I am Song Li. In fact, I have had a crush on you for a long time. I have always dared not say it due to the Queen's prohibition. But today I really can't help it. I want to confess to you that I like you. Tonight at [-] At two o'clock, I will wait for your reply at Ziqing Bridge."

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What a big deal.

But Chu Wu always felt that there was something fishy in it.

This Song Li is the grumpy female mine policeman. The last time she tried to whip Chu Wu, it failed, but Chu Wu caught her and she became a little angry.

In Chu Wu's view, that Song Li obviously belongs to the kind of woman who 'doesn't have the life of a princess, but has the disease of a princess'.She should be very unhappy with her job as a mine police officer and feel that she should have a better job and a better life.

Would such a woman secretly love a poor, fourth-class citizen?

However, Chu Wu didn't say anything.

After a while, Uncle Chen came back.

Chu Wu told him that he had already swept his grave.

"Chu Wu, thank you very much. Hey, I don't even know how to thank you." Chen Bo said.

Chu Wu smiled: "Why don't you marry your daughter to me?"

"No." Uncle Chen flatly refused.

Chu Wu:......

"Although I was just joking, I feel so sad to be rejected so categorically by you."

"Sorry, sorry. Conditioned reflex." Uncle Chen felt a little embarrassed. He paused and then said, "The main thing is that under the Queen's special administrative order, we fourth-class citizens cannot get married."

"Can I be promoted to a third-class citizen?"

"Then when will you get it? My daughter can't keep waiting for you. It's difficult for a girl to get married if she is over 26 or seven years old."

"If you say that, the queen will be unhappy. In one month, the queen will be 29 years old." Chu Wu said with a smile.

Chen Bo sweated slightly: "How can my daughter compare with the Queen? Let alone the Queen who is 29 years old, even if the Queen is 39 years old, her suitors are still like crucian carp crossing the river. Ahem, let's not talk about this anymore. By the way, I bought a few lottery tickets. , you two help me shave it."

"Lottery tickets?"

"Scratch one for me." Uncle Chen handed Chu Wu a lottery ticket.

Chu Wu took it and took a look.

This is a lottery issued directly by the Royal Government.

This lottery is really 'creative'.

The prizes in other countries’ lotteries are all money, but the Royal Government’s lottery prizes are all commodities.

All-inclusive merchandise.

Private helicopters, private beach villas, cars, clothes, rice cookers, etc., and they even have **** rights!

As long as you can get it, any type of punishment can be used!

Chu Wu knew that Uncle Chen's goal was probably to gain this power.

Because he knew very well that it was no longer possible to win freedom by accumulating merit points.

As he gets older, the diamonds he refines every day become less and less, and the corresponding merit points are also less and less.

If this continues, I'm afraid he won't be able to regain his freedom in his lifetime.

Just, I want to gain freedom by winning the lottery...

Uncle Chen only won one towel in these lottery tickets.

"No wonder Uncle Chen hasn't saved any money after working for ten years. He must have been cheated by this kind of lottery."

Although Chu Wu is very aware that this kind of lottery is no different from the various welfare lotteries in China. They are all meant to trick you without negotiation.

Moreover, this kind of lottery ticket issued by the Holy Elf Kingdom is also very expensive, 100 yuan a piece, which is simply blackmailing you.

But he still spent 500 yuan to buy five lottery tickets.

Because, he saw that the prize actually included the right to leave the country!

If you can get the right to leave the country, you don't have to go to such trouble.

But unfortunately.

Five lottery tickets, one failed, not even a lollipop.

"Oh, I'm so naive. This must be an idea that the perverted queen came up with, just to trick you."

The sky gradually darkened.

Chu Wu estimated the time, and then quietly went to Hongdou's place...