Crazy Elf Island

"I did it on purpose, but it wasn't because of jealousy." Chu Wu said lightly.

"cut!"

Lihua's face was full of disbelief: "Just pretend, if you weren't jealous, why are you talking about this and deliberately embarrassing others?"

Sophia and Agate looked at each other and nodded.

"Hey, you women are so stupid. It's touching."

"What do you mean, do you want to curse?"

Chu Wu then glanced at the three of them and let out a breath: "First of all, these dishes were not cooked by him. I guess this guy's family has money and hired several chefs."

"Just make it up." Lihua rolled her eyes: "Do you think everyone is as thick-skinned as you?"

"Lihua, is your aunt here?"

Chu Wu couldn't help it anymore. Why did this woman love to argue with him so much recently? There seemed to be nothing to offend her.

"Your aunt just came!" Lihua shouted.

At this time, Sophia interrupted: "Chu Wu, do you mean that Fei Fan wants to get close to us on the pretext of delivering food?"

"As expected of the high priest of the Holy Elf Hall, Sister Sophie was the first to react." Chu Wu paused, glanced at Lihua, and sighed: "Some people are born with deficiencies, and they will have to work harder to be uglier. It’s only right to study.”

"Holy shit!" Lihua said angrily, "What do you mean? Who are you calling ugly?"

"No, no, you are not ugly." Chu Wu said calmly and grinned: "This is just a comparison. Compared with some crooked people, you are definitely a beautiful woman."

Pear Blossom: ...

This is not the first time I heard this. The pear-shaped face is so dark.

At a certain moment, she really wanted to take off her ********, see how surprised this bastard was when he saw her true appearance, and then casually ask him if he was ugly.

"That's not right. I chose to disguise myself like this just to avoid other people's attention. Why should I follow the bastard to vent my anger and even want to take off my hair? It's so ridiculous."

After gathering her emotions, Lihua chuckled lightly: "I think what a person looks like is not the key. What is important is her character. If a person is as beautiful as a fairy, she has a green tea-bitch heart living in her heart. If she is You married her, and within the next day, the sky had changed color."

Chu Wu nodded: "It's okay. We can all understand this kind of self-comfort."

Pear Blossom: ...

"Okay Chu Wu, you should first tell us why Fei Fan is so close to us." Sophia spoke at this time, bringing the topic back.

Chu Wu glanced at Sophia and said with a smile: "Fei Fan's trick is called playing hard to get. He first appears in front of you with a polite image, always maintains the appearance of a gentleman, and lowers your alertness. He Then he captures your stomach with delicious food, and then he sleeps with you in other ways."

"Chu Wu, you are a bit alarmist. Even if his purpose is not pure, we are not casual people. How could we let him sleep so easily?" Agate said.

"So, he tampered with the food." Chu Wu said calmly.

Sophia asked subconsciously: "You mean he put drugs in the food?"

After speaking, she looked towards Agate.

Agate was also surprised and quickly checked the food.

"Agate, stop checking, there is no poison in the food." Chu Wu pulled Agate back, pointed at the Mapo tofu and said: "This Mapo tofu contains beef and brown sugar. These two foods are mixed together. It’s poisonous, and although it’s not fatal, it’s very uncomfortable.”

He paused, then pointed at the sweet and sour pork ribs: "This sweet and sour pork ribs has chrysanthemums and peas added to it.

It's a poison that can be fatal if you eat too much. "

Agate listened and checked, and sure enough she found chrysanthemums and peas inside.

However, like Lihua and Sophia, she also heard it as mysterious. Even though she was a light-attribute healing elf, she still looked confused.

"What nonsense, Chu Wu, you didn't make up such nonsense just to cover up your jealousy."

Lihua still didn't believe it. How could these foods be poisonous when combined together? Moreover, she had just eaten them all, so why didn't anything happen?

That's right!

It must be Chu Wu who is bragging to gain a sense of presence.

Chu Wu shook his head, looked at Lihua, and said: "Sister Lihua, your IQ is not in the same age group as your body. You have been in Yuncheng for a while. You have also eaten sweet and sour pork ribs. You Have you ever seen anyone add chrysanthemums and peas to it?”

"I……"

"Forget it, there are some things that cannot be explained to children." Chu Wu said helplessly.

Lihua was stunned and her face turned dark again.

However, this time she held back.

Because her stomach seemed to be reacting, it felt like it was slowly expanding, and she hiccupped subconsciously.

At the same time, Sophia and Agate had the same reaction.

"No way? Could it be that it's really poisonous?"

Without exception, this is what the three of them are thinking at this moment.

Chu Wu said calmly: "You don't eat much, just let the agate settle down and you'll be fine."

After saying that, Chu Wu couldn't help but said: "Dear beauties, can you be more considerate in the future? There is no unreasonable kindness in this world. If I hadn't come back in time, you would have become adults' playthings. Can you please stop talking to strangers and stop eating from strangers in the future?"

"Uh?"

"Okay, I've dumped all these things. Agate, please help them sort them out." Chu Wufeng Juan Canyun cleaned up the food on the table and dumped everything into the trash can.

As long as there is agate here, and even if he wants to help, they probably won't be willing. After all, judging from the process of Agate's self-medication, neither Lihua nor Sophia is willing to put his hand on their belly.

After thinking for a while, Chu Wu decided to go upstairs.

While it's still early, go and soak in the hot springs and practice well.

Sakura was as excited about training as ever, and as soon as she heard that she was going to a hot spring, she couldn't wait to urge her.

"Yudie, do you want to come with me?"

Before leaving the house, Chu Wu spotted Yu Die lying at the window. After thinking about it, he asked.

"me……"

Yudie hesitated for a while, but didn't say anything, just nodded twice.

Then, she flew behind Chuwu and Xiaoying, and followed them to the hot springs on the top of the mountain.

"Xiaoying, can I set up a spirit gathering array by myself?" Chu Wu said.

"Theoretically, it's possible, but your consciousness is too weak now, and you don't have enough spiritual energy to set up the spirit gathering array." Sakura paused, glanced at Chu Wu, and said strangely: "Isn't there a ready-made one here? Really? Why do you have to set up the spirit gathering array yourself?"

"The one I decorate will look much taller." Chu Wu touched his chin, nodded, and said: "Moreover, if I can't figure out the spirit gathering array myself, then I can decorate it in the bathroom, and then..."

"Cough cough!"

Sakura coughed twice and interrupted: "Put away your lustful thoughts, stop wishful thinking, and go in quickly."