Crazy Elf Island

"Sister Lan, there seems to be someone inside."

A woman who came in first pointed at the hot spring pool and shouted.

"What are you shouting for? Do you want to attract everyone here?" Sister Lan scolded and stepped forward quickly. She really saw a person in the pool, and this person was looking straight at her.

"Aren't they all gone? Why are there still people there?"

Sister Lan frowned slightly and cursed: "What a shady businessman. He will tell any lie just to get us to buy tickets."

"Sister Lan, shall we still hang out?"

Some people back off.

"Let's take a dip. I didn't even buy a ticket. It would be a waste if I didn't take a dip." After gathering her emotions, Sister Lan added: "Besides, we just came to relax in the hot spring today. We went back before we had enough. Aren't you depressed? ."

After saying that, she paused, looked at Chu Wu, pondered for a while, and then said: "So many men have watched it just now, and there is no shortage of this one. It is better to be alone than to be watched by a group of beasts." good."

This Sister Lan really has some charisma, and she can persuade others with just a few words.

Then, under Chu Wu's gaze, several of them slipped into the pool with wary expressions on their faces.

"Sir, I'm sorry, because of some special reasons, we need to come here to bathe, bothering you." The last person to enter the pool was Sister Lan, who politely expressed her apology to Chu Wu.

"No, no, don't bother!"

Chu Wu shook his head repeatedly, looking calm on the surface, but his heart was already turbulent.

Just as the beautiful waiter said, these women are all beautiful and have devilish figures.

Especially the one who entered the water last, with her curvy butt, small waist, and those things on her chest.

Completely at the level of an international celebrity.

Chu Wu was so happy that the 100-yuan male-only ticket actually made him a huge profit when he saw such a beautiful woman and admired it by himself.

"Tsk, tsk, this skin is really delicate and smooth; tsk, tsk, and these long legs, it just... feels like agate."

Just as he was fascinated by the sight, Sakura flew up to Chu Wu's nose again, with a very dissatisfied expression: "Chu Wu, are we here to watch the meat, or are we here to practice?"

"You can do it anytime you want to practice, but beauty like this is not always available."

"You really want to die." Xiao Ying said angrily, "You have offended the Zhang family and the Yang family. They will definitely hire experts to deal with you. And you are still interested in looking at meat, so what's the point? Yes, isn’t it all two points and one acupuncture point? It’s still repetitive.”

"Xiaoying, don't take yourself as the standard. You are right about two things, but others are different. They still have yurts." Chu Wu said seriously, wagging his fingers.

"shallow!"

Sakura was not to be outdone: "No matter how flat my breasts are, they are naturally beautiful. Look at the ones over there. They are all floating. They are either inflated or filled with silicone. They are all fake."

"Wow, it really floated."

"Chu Wu, do you want your eyes to be so rogue? Have you never seen a woman? Didn't you look at Lihua's naked body last time? Do you want to make them look good?"

Looking at Chu Wu who was staring straight in his eyes, Sakura felt inexplicably angry.

Chu Wu shook his head: "Compared with them, Lihua's is simply inferior to the big one. It's not at the same level at all, and the viewing quality is not comparable."

Sakura:  …

"Ah!"

Xiaoying suddenly went crazy and pounced on Chu Wu's nose, biting him.

Habitual behavior.

But, why the hell does it hurt more and more each time.

"Oh!"

Chu Wu cried out in pain, and didn't want to enjoy the beautiful scenery, so he quickly caught Xiao Ying.

call!

At this time, something suddenly sounded from the opposite side.

Chu Wu raised his eyes and saw only those five

A beautiful woman jumped onto the shore at some point, wrapped in a bath towel, staring at herself with a complicated expression.

Depend on!

was misunderstood.

"Dear beauties, there are fish in the water and they seem to be biting. You should be careful." After gathering his emotions, Chu Wu said with a calm smile.

Sister Lan looked surprised: "This is a hot spring, there can't be fish."

"How is it impossible?" Chu Wu continued to blunder: "The world is so big, and there are all kinds of strange species. For example, some single-celled organisms can survive near the crater."

"Have it?"

"Of course, this is the wonder of the world." Chu Wu said.

uh~

They were somewhat impressed, but not completely convinced.

Sister Lan twitched the corners of her mouth.

"You really didn't?" After hesitating for a moment, Sister Lan finally spoke.

Chu Wu pretended not to understand: "What's not it? Beauty, what do you want to ask? Do you want to ask if there are fish in the water? Well, I'm not actually sure if it's a fish. Anyway, there must be something in the water."

uh~

They looked at each other, still hesitant.

At this time, Xiaoying broke away from Chu Wu's hand, flew in the air, pinched her waist with both hands, frowned, and said with an unhappy face: "Chu Wu, are you here to flirt with girls, or are you here to practice?"

"Of course it's training." Chu Wu did not hesitate.

"Then you should be serious and practice hard." Sakura shouted.

"I'm very serious." Chu Wu looked serious, glanced at the beautiful woman opposite, and said: "I am practicing for my future life in bed, can't you see?"

"roll!"

Sakura is so angry.

Women are simply this guy's weakness. As soon as he sees a beautiful woman, his head is occupied by sperm and he loses his rationality.

Is this the specific behavior of Brother Chu?

Ahh!

"Chu Wu, I want to terminate the contract with you!" Sakura was going crazy.

"Don't be angry, calm down."

Chu Wu grabbed Xiaoying in the palm of his hand, caressed her head, and said calmly: "Do you think this young master is the kind of animal that can't walk when he sees a woman, and can only think with his lower body?"

"Yes!"

Sakura didn't hesitate at all.

Chu Wu:......

"Can you give me some face?" Chu Wu rolled his eyes.

"Okay, I'll give you some face." Xiao Ying pondered for a moment and then said: "It's not that you can't walk around when you see a woman, you're directly paralyzed."

Chu Wu:......

"Take away the eyelashes!" Chu Wu breathed out lightly.

After the words fell, the five beauties opposite seemed to have thought clearly. They stared at Chu Wu and jumped into the water in unison.

"Sir, are you a native of Yuncheng?" Sister Lan took the initiative to strike up a conversation.

Chu Wu nodded and smiled: "A native of Yuncheng."

"boast!"

At this time, a burst of sneer rang out.

Chu Wu looked up.

Zhang Qingmu and Yang Hao were seen walking in together, sneering at Chu Wu with ferocious faces.

There were more than ten people behind him, all of them strong men.

"Beauty, don't listen to this kid. He is an orphan. He is not from Yuncheng." Zhang Qingmu sneered. With a wave of his hand, besides Yang Hao, more than ten strong men jumped into the water, scaring Sister Lan and the others. One jump.

"Hey, it turns out they are Mr. Zhang and Mr. Yang, the fourth young masters of Yuncheng. Why did they come out so soon?"

Chu Wu grinned.

It's finally here.