Crazy Elf Island

Yudie shook her head: "I don't know either."

"Damn! Could the world of this elf be any more complicated?"

Chu Wu is so depressed.

Wasn't it promised that the country would be closed to the outside world? Why did so many elves come out all of a sudden, and why did it feel like they were all gathered in Cloud City?Is Yuncheng still a geomantic treasure?

"Chu Wu, you have to be more careful recently." Yudie said again.

Chu Wu waved his hand: "There's no point in being careful. If they want to cause trouble for me, I probably won't be able to hide away even if I want to."

uh~

"Okay, that seems to be the case."

After saying that, Yudie let out a breath.

Chu Wu said nothing, but gently touched Yudie's little head.

After two ridiculous things happened in succession, Chu Wu felt that he was finally clean.

However, as soon as he sat down, he saw Chen Feiyang holding a cigarette in his mouth and pushing the door in like a [-]-year-old.

"Hehe, buddy, you have gone to the wrong door." Chu Wu paused and then said: "I am not a doctor, and I can't cure the problem of inability to do what I want. However, I do know a person, you..."

"Depend on!"

Before Chu Wu could finish speaking, Chen Feiyang snorted: "Brother Feiyang, I claim to be invincible, so how can I be so powerless?"

"Then why did you come to me?" Chu Wu said.

"What's your attitude?" Chen Feiyang rolled his eyes at Chu Wu and said, "We have been buddies for so many years. If nothing happens, I can't come to visit and communicate..."

Chu Wu thought for a while and interrupted: "Did you let your sister-in-law have sex?"

"Green your sister!"

Chen Feiyang's face turned slightly dark, he looked out nervously, and lowered his voice and said, "There are people outside, you damn want to kill me."

Chu Wu shook his head and exhaled softly: "The only person in this world who can kill you is my sister-in-law."

"What's the matter, are you envious?" Chen Feiyang paused, blinked, and smiled: "Chu Wu, you have nothing to do during the day and nothing to do at night, you must be pain-free."

"sister in law!"

Chu Wu did not hesitate and shouted outside.

your sister!

Chen Feiyang didn't expect Chu Wuzhen to shout, so he was stunned for a moment and almost jumped up.

"Xiao Wu, what's wrong? Did something happen?"

My sister-in-law's voice came from outside the door, but no one came in.

"Daughter-in-law, it's okay. I said you were outside, and Chu Wu just wanted to confirm." Chen Feiyang said something first, then turned back and glared at Chu Wu with a dark face: "Is it fun?"

Chu Wu nodded and smiled: "Who said before that you have the final say at home and outside? What were you afraid of just now?"

"Tch, is this considered scary?" Chen Feiyang looked embarrassed, turned his head, and said: "I mainly see that you are single and ugly, and I am worried that if your sister-in-law and I show off too much in front of you, you will The more I feel inferior, the less likely I will be able to find a wife in the future.”

"sister in law!"

Chu Wu shouted again.

"Xiao Wu, what's the matter?"

"Brother Yang said..."

Chu Wu paused for a moment, looked up and looked up at Chen Feiyang, who had a dark face and a grin on his face. He was about to get angry and almost laughed out loud. Chen Feiyang became even more angry when he saw how he was gloating about his misfortune.

"Chu Wu, you are cruel!" Chen Feiyang gritted his teeth.

Chu Wu smiled with satisfaction: "Thank you for exaggerating!"

Chen Feiyang:......

"Xiao Wu, why don't you speak? What did your brother say?"

"It's nothing. Brother Yang just wanted to say that it's hot outside. Sister-in-law, would you like to come in and sit down for a while and have some drinks."

Chen Feiyang was in a state of extreme nervousness throughout the whole process. He even took out a knife and put it on his neck, threatening to commit suicide. Chu Wu even laughed.

"Uh... I won't go in. Just ask your brother to hurry up." said the sister-in-law.

Chen Feiyang breathed a long sigh of relief, then glared at Chu Wu and shouted angrily: "If you threaten me with your sister-in-law in the future, I will immediately cut off my robe and sever the relationship between father and son."

Chu Wu smiled: "I don't have a son like you for a long time."

"Depend on!"

Chen Feiyang's face turned dark: "I accidentally said something wrong. Are you taking advantage of this?"

"It feels so good, why don't you take it?" Chu Wu chuckled, and before Chen Feiyang grabbed the knife again, he turned around and said quickly: "Don't be wordy, tell me quickly what do you want from me?"

uh~

This guy actually hesitated.

Chu Wu instantly felt that the world had been turned upside down.

However, this could also indicate what really happened.

"Since there's nothing wrong, just go back to where you came from. I still have business to do." After gathering his emotions, Chu Wu pointed in the direction of the door: "The door is over there, and my sister-in-law is over there. "

"Follow this trick." Chen Feiyang frowned and snorted coldly: "Then I will tell you, your trick... brother has eaten it."

"Then just say something quickly."

"Hey!" Chen Feiyang exhaled lightly: "Your sister-in-law wants to have an operation?"

"Surgery?"

"Ok!"

Chen Feiyang nodded, sighed again, and said: "I can't persuade you no matter what you say. You said it was not easy. Why doesn't she know how to cherish it?"

Have surgery?

Hard-won?

Chu Wu was stunned for a while, and then immediately stood up: "You are so weak, and you finally won the bid once, how can your sister-in-law just say abort it so easily, and don't know how to cherish it?"

After speaking, he patted Chen Feiyang's shoulder and said, "Don't worry, I will definitely be able to persuade my sister-in-law to keep the child."

"Keep the child?"

Chen Feiyang was also stunned for a long time, and pulled Chu Wu back who was really about to go out: "What do you think about your understanding? Have you graduated from elementary school? When did I say that it was an abortion? What your sister-in-law wants to do is plastic surgery and... Breast augmentation surgery.”

"Your sister, you just said you had surgery. How did you say you had plastic surgery?" Chu Wu's face turned dark.

"Stop talking nonsense, you know now, I'll leave this kind of persuasion to you." Chen Feiyang paused, and then shouted: "You just promised it yourself. If you can't persuade me, I will come every day from now on."

"Damn, are you kidding me?"

"That's right!"

Chen Feiyang nodded calmly.

"Okay, for the sake of being your father for once, I'll try my best." Chu Wu reluctantly agreed, paused, and then said: "No, haven't you always disliked your sister-in-law for being a Wangzi little steamed bun? The dragon will grow bigger immediately, and the feel and appearance will instantly rise to a whole new level, why don’t you agree?”

"The swelling still feels good? Are you stupid?" Chen Feiyang rolled his eyes.

"If you give up, you will get something."

Chu Wu pondered for a moment, nodded and said: "It is a clear fact that my sister-in-law is born with deficiencies, but if you want something big, then you have to give up the feel and choose A instead of C."

"Damn it. How do you know my wife is A? Are you..."

slap~

Chu Wu slapped Chen Feiyang on the head: "What are you thinking? You dislike your wife's size. Do you think I don't dislike her?"

"Um...it seems to be right."

Chen Feiyang nodded: "You are so ugly, and my wife has such high standards, she won't like you."

Chu Wu:......