Crazy Elf Island

"It can't be the worst."

As he said that, Chu Wu subconsciously looked at Lihua, feeling so depressed: "Damn, my luck is so bad."

Lihua had just said that if the result was hers, she would kill herself. Now, Sister Mu Mu asked herself to be mentally prepared. All Chu Wu could think of was Lihua.

"Why are you looking at me when you are so unlucky?"

Lihua replied casually, then she quickly reacted and her face darkened: "Damn, tell me clearly what the worst is."

No one paid attention to Lihua's anger. Their curiosity was focused on the test results.

Call ~

Someone let out a breath, and then heard Sophia ask: "Is it really a pear blossom?"

Everyone was staring at Lin Mumu, including Lihua, who had a dark face just now.

"no!"

Lin Mumu shook her head again.

"Yeah, that's great. It seems that God still takes care of me and knows that I can't blind such a handsome face in vain, haha." Chu Wu was so excited that he almost celebrated with a firecracker.

Seeing him like this, Lihua's face turned dark again.

She twitched the corners of her mouth and said nothing, but she was so angry in her heart.

"This guy is so hateful. He blatantly despises me. Believe it or not, I will take off my mask right now and make you regret that the test result is not me."

"No, no, no!"

Secretly thinking, Lihua was a little stunned, and secretly said: "The result is not me, which means that I am still innocent. Isn't this a good thing? Why do you want to be yourself in order to relieve your anger? Ah, you are crazy."

After gathering her emotions, Lihua smiled faintly: "Why are you looking at me? I'm not that hungry and picky about food. I'm not interested in a young man who is almost 24 years old."

"This way of speaking is not like your style." You Yi paused and smiled: "You know the result is not you, are you so disappointed?"

Lihua nodded: "I'm really a little disappointed that I can't do justice for heaven."

Youyi grinned and said nothing more.

"Mu Mu, just tell me the result. Don't be like that director named Hong. Some people will be very nervous." Ai Xiaojiu said with a smile.

Everyone nodded.

"Sister Mu Mu, just tell me the result openly. For me, no matter what the result is, I can accept it and I will take the responsibility that a man should bear."

Chu Wu said excitedly.

The pear blossom next to her gritted her teeth and felt inexplicably angry.

Lin Mumu looked at Chu Wu with a complicated expression: "You...can you really accept it?"

"Ok!"

Chu Wu nodded without hesitation, the joy in his heart, as long as it was not Lihua, no matter who was left, even if he didn't remember the process, he would definitely have earned it.

At least until the age of 24, I finally got rid of my virginity.

"it is good!"

Lin Mumu let out a breath and handed the file to Chu Wu: "Read it yourself."

"Sister Mu Mu's tone is a bit strange. Why does she feel like she's pitying herself? Is it an illusion?"

Chu Wu shook his head, didn't think much, and quickly took the file. He couldn't wait to know who he gave it to for the first time, who he would look for in the future... and who he would be responsible for.

"Tsk tsk, is it Sophia or Onyx? Oh, maybe it's Sister Xiaojiu. Sister Xiaojiu also has a great figure. If... this, this... you're kidding."

Just when Chu Wu was filled with joy and imagination, he saw the words on the verification result and was instantly stunned.

"Chu Wu, how did you do it? I really can't imagine this process." Lin Mumu's expression was still complicated. She stared at Chu Wu and let out a breath: "But since the test result is yours, then it must be That's right, adjust your mood and accept it. Don't worry, we are all friends, no one will laugh at you."

After saying that, Lin Mumu sighed in her heart again, feeling a little guilty in her heart: "It's not because of himself that Chu Wu changed his mind. He changed his mind to the point of solving it on his own."

"and many more!"

Man Nao felt that she was confused, and quickly interrupted: "What do you mean the test result is his? Does it mean that the blood is Chu Wu's own, and it has nothing to do with us?"

Lin Mumu nodded.

For a moment, everyone looked at Chu Wu with shocked expressions.

"Please, can you please stop being so imaginative?" Chu Wu came to his senses, glanced at the six people, and said helplessly: "I'm not a hermaphroditic earthworm. Besides, no matter how hungry or thirsty I am, how intolerable I am, , won’t I go to the red light district? Even if I don’t go, won’t I do it myself and have enough food and clothing?”

After saying that, Chu Wu read the inspection report again. After confirming it again, he became even more depressed.

Do something.

He was obviously naked, and his back was covered with scratches. They were obviously the marks of the wind and rain. How come it turned out to be his own.

"Chu Wu, don't worry, we believe you did it yourself." Ai Xiaojiu said with a smile.

Youyi also laughed: "I have known you for so many years, but I didn't realize that you still have such self-sufficiency. I still ignored you too much before. It seems that I will pay more attention to you in the future."

Chu Wu collapsed.

"There's something wrong with this result." Chu Wu quickly defended.

The DNA test results were in his hands. Although he felt a little powerless to defend himself now, when he saw these six people looking at him with strange eyes, Chu Wu really had no choice but to defend himself.

"Think carefully about the situation at that time. My back was all scratched. I couldn't have done it myself. It looked like it was done by a woman." Chu Wu paused and then said: "There is also blood on the sheets. , at first glance, it’s the redness left by a woman’s first night. And, most importantly, there are no wounds on my body at all, so how could the blood be mine.”

Chu Wu felt that he had hit the point.

He had no wounds at all, so how could he bleed and stain the sheets?

Thinking of this, Chu Wu nodded firmly and said: "Yes, there must be something wrong with the result."

However, as soon as these words came out, he was first greeted with a sigh, and then came the comfort and ridicule from both sides of ice and fire.

"Chu Wu, I have always believed that your three views and orientations are correct, and I still think so even now." Lin Mumu paused, and then said: "However, there is a saying about drunken sex, maybe in your case When you were drunk and unconscious, you made a mess once... Oh, you can definitely treat it as an accident, yes, it is an accident."

Chu Wu:......

Agate said calmly: "Chu Wu, I am just the opposite. I have completely doubted your orientation and mental state. If my personal safety is not harmed, let's break up."

Lin Mumu hurriedly said: "Agate, don't be impulsive. This will hurt Chu Wu even more."

Chu Wu collapsed.

"Why are you all so imaginative? You don't even think about it, do men fall in love?" Chu Wu was so depressed.

"Uh... I haven't experienced it, so I don't know for sure." Sophia shook her head and answered seriously, then looked at Chu Wu and said: "Chu Wu, there are some results that we can't change, so just try to accept it. That might be better."