Crazy Elf Island
Chapter 311 Two Little Pigs Snoring
Two against one, all of them are level [-] elves, so fair.
Chu Wu was going crazy.
If he hadn't thought it was the last level, he would have turned around and left.
"Mr. Chu, let's start now."
As they spoke, both women moved their fingertips and made gestures to release magic. One of the women said again: "Mr. Chu, you follow us and gather magic to release it on the little pig in front of you."
"Is this going to kill a pig?"
The woman smiled: "They are not ordinary pigs. You can think of them as a carrier, one that can absorb magic..."
"Okay sister, let's not talk about theoretical things. Anyway, everything you elves make of the world is beyond the scope of human understanding." Chu Wu waved his hand.
"Ha ha."
The woman chuckled and said nothing more.
Although he still couldn't understand it, Chu Wu calmed down his emotions and moved his fingertips to instill level five thunder magic into the little pig in front of him.
squeak~
The piglet squealed happily, then twitched its butt and walked towards the female piggy as if it was a coquettish look.
The piglet on the other side of the guardrail also squealed and ran towards the piggy in the skirt just as happily.
However, the little pig glanced at the two little pigs and was completely unmoved. Instead, he turned to look at Chu Wu and kept blinking. Sakura even laughed.
Chu Wu is so sweaty.
illusion.
Must be an illusion.
After all, I'm just a human being. If I'm attracted by a pig, then... that woman, Rika, is not as laughable as Sakura.
hiss~
Secretly, there was movement in the pocket again.
Tangyuan stuck his head out again and looked at the female Piggy with shining eyes.
Chu Wu didn't care about it. There are no human beings in today's society. People of the same sex can get married. What does it mean if a hamster falls in love with a pig?
Of course, apart from feeling very uncomfortable psychologically.
"Chu Wu, they are both eighth-level elf envoys, and both have the same attribute of wind. There is no problem of mutual conflict. If you want to win this time, it will be really... very difficult." Yudie said.
Chu Wu frowned slightly.
Needless to say, this was originally an unfair competition, and the result was already there before it even started.
To be honest, I didn’t have much hope in this competition between Chu and Wu.
Just looking at the reactions of the two little pigs, we can see a clear gap.
Although the little pig under his control was posing and making all kinds of provocative moves, in comparison, the little pig next door went crazy. He not only blinked and discharged, but also performed a hip-hop dance.
That's right!
You read that right, it’s hip-hop.
The handstand on the front legs, the windmill with hands and the windmill without hands, were all done easily, and the movements were more chic and beautiful than those performed by some Internet celebrity street dance experts. Chu Wu was dumbfounded.
No one would believe that a pig can dance hip-hop unless they see it with their own eyes. That is a scene that only appears in anime.
To be honest, Chu Wu was so cute by the little guy that he stopped releasing magic and just wanted to watch its performance quietly.
so cute.
It really feels like taking it home.
"Wow, what a cute little pig." A familiar voice sounded.
Chu Wu's thoughts were interrupted, and he subconsciously looked up.
I saw that the ones speaking were not Sakura and Yudie, but the enchantress Yuechan.
"Huh? We meet again. Are you following me?" Chu Wu spoke first.
"Ahem, this seems to be my line." Yuechan said.
Chu Wu shrugged and smiled: "Whoever says so will be the one to decide."
"I'm being generous, beauty, and I won't argue with you." Yuechan waved her hand, looked at the three little pigs in front of her, and said excitedly: "What is going on? Are you playing with pigs?"
Chu Wu:......
"Can I change the word?"
Yuechan thought for a while and said, "Do it? Play?"
"Forget it, I won't argue with you about words." Chu Wu calmed down and said, "We are competing to see who can release stronger magic to make the pig in front of him fall in love with the female."
"Intercourse...anthropomorphic?"
Yuechan paused and then said: "You are no good, little pig. You are weak and have no masculinity at all."
Chu Wu:......
"You should be gentler, then Zhuzhu will cooperate with you." Yuechan said again.
Chu Wu looked at Yue Chan and breathed out softly: "I'll be gentler, will you cooperate with me?"
Yuechan blinked.
"Sakura, I was wrong. It turns out that the filthiest person in the elf world is not you, but Yuechan."
Chu Wu turned to look at Sakura.
"It goes without saying that I have always been the purest representative of the elf world. You think that I am dirty is a complete misunderstanding of me." Sakura snorted.
"I am pure in everything." Yuechan said.
Sakura: …
Chu Wu:......
"Yuechan, you are hopeless. You can have fun by yourself." Chu Wu said helplessly.
The little pig over there was still trying hard to perform. After the hip-hop dance, the guy started to perform martial arts, which completely subverted Chu Wu's understanding of pigs. He wanted to take the little pig back more and more.
He can dance and do martial arts... he will definitely fetch a good price.
cough~
Think more.
"Do you want my help?" At this time, Yuechan suddenly asked.
"what?"
"Sign a contract with you and use my charm magic to make you fall in love with a pig, let alone make two piglets fall in love with each other." Yue Chan said.
There is no need to consider this at all. With my own magic ability, I can't compete with two eighth-level elf users. Moreover, the female piggy has begun to have a heartbeat. Although she blinks and discharges in her direction from time to time, her eyes are More on the little pig on the opposite side.
"it is good."
Chu Wu agreed without hesitation.
Being familiar with the road, he quickly signed a contract with Yuechan, and then he immediately cast charm magic on the piglets and female piglets in front of him.
Originally, the female piggy wanted to walk towards the piglet on the opposite side, but after being cast by the charm magic, she turned around and looked at the piglet on Chu Wu's side. The two piglets looked at each other, with nothing else in their eyes but each other. The thing, coupled with the fact that this little pig was instilled with thunder magic by Chu Wu before, exuding male hormones, is even more intense now.
Without any suspense, the two little pigs happily rushed towards each other. Driven by Chu Wu's thunder magic, the two little pigs purred like no one else.
After sighing, the two women opposite seemed to stare at Chu Wu in surprise for a while, and then looked at each other, as if they wanted to say something, but didn't.
"Mr. Chu, you win."
After the verdict was announced, the door opened, Chu Wu let out a breath, and walked out.
As soon as he went out, Ariel, who was waiting outside, rushed up, hugged Chu Wu, and said with a smile: "Brother Chu Wu, I think you can do it."
Mou Yong walked over, nodded, and showed a satisfied smile: "Not bad, very good. All three levels have been passed. Now you can take Sir Ariel away."
Chu Wu was going crazy.
If he hadn't thought it was the last level, he would have turned around and left.
"Mr. Chu, let's start now."
As they spoke, both women moved their fingertips and made gestures to release magic. One of the women said again: "Mr. Chu, you follow us and gather magic to release it on the little pig in front of you."
"Is this going to kill a pig?"
The woman smiled: "They are not ordinary pigs. You can think of them as a carrier, one that can absorb magic..."
"Okay sister, let's not talk about theoretical things. Anyway, everything you elves make of the world is beyond the scope of human understanding." Chu Wu waved his hand.
"Ha ha."
The woman chuckled and said nothing more.
Although he still couldn't understand it, Chu Wu calmed down his emotions and moved his fingertips to instill level five thunder magic into the little pig in front of him.
squeak~
The piglet squealed happily, then twitched its butt and walked towards the female piggy as if it was a coquettish look.
The piglet on the other side of the guardrail also squealed and ran towards the piggy in the skirt just as happily.
However, the little pig glanced at the two little pigs and was completely unmoved. Instead, he turned to look at Chu Wu and kept blinking. Sakura even laughed.
Chu Wu is so sweaty.
illusion.
Must be an illusion.
After all, I'm just a human being. If I'm attracted by a pig, then... that woman, Rika, is not as laughable as Sakura.
hiss~
Secretly, there was movement in the pocket again.
Tangyuan stuck his head out again and looked at the female Piggy with shining eyes.
Chu Wu didn't care about it. There are no human beings in today's society. People of the same sex can get married. What does it mean if a hamster falls in love with a pig?
Of course, apart from feeling very uncomfortable psychologically.
"Chu Wu, they are both eighth-level elf envoys, and both have the same attribute of wind. There is no problem of mutual conflict. If you want to win this time, it will be really... very difficult." Yudie said.
Chu Wu frowned slightly.
Needless to say, this was originally an unfair competition, and the result was already there before it even started.
To be honest, I didn’t have much hope in this competition between Chu and Wu.
Just looking at the reactions of the two little pigs, we can see a clear gap.
Although the little pig under his control was posing and making all kinds of provocative moves, in comparison, the little pig next door went crazy. He not only blinked and discharged, but also performed a hip-hop dance.
That's right!
You read that right, it’s hip-hop.
The handstand on the front legs, the windmill with hands and the windmill without hands, were all done easily, and the movements were more chic and beautiful than those performed by some Internet celebrity street dance experts. Chu Wu was dumbfounded.
No one would believe that a pig can dance hip-hop unless they see it with their own eyes. That is a scene that only appears in anime.
To be honest, Chu Wu was so cute by the little guy that he stopped releasing magic and just wanted to watch its performance quietly.
so cute.
It really feels like taking it home.
"Wow, what a cute little pig." A familiar voice sounded.
Chu Wu's thoughts were interrupted, and he subconsciously looked up.
I saw that the ones speaking were not Sakura and Yudie, but the enchantress Yuechan.
"Huh? We meet again. Are you following me?" Chu Wu spoke first.
"Ahem, this seems to be my line." Yuechan said.
Chu Wu shrugged and smiled: "Whoever says so will be the one to decide."
"I'm being generous, beauty, and I won't argue with you." Yuechan waved her hand, looked at the three little pigs in front of her, and said excitedly: "What is going on? Are you playing with pigs?"
Chu Wu:......
"Can I change the word?"
Yuechan thought for a while and said, "Do it? Play?"
"Forget it, I won't argue with you about words." Chu Wu calmed down and said, "We are competing to see who can release stronger magic to make the pig in front of him fall in love with the female."
"Intercourse...anthropomorphic?"
Yuechan paused and then said: "You are no good, little pig. You are weak and have no masculinity at all."
Chu Wu:......
"You should be gentler, then Zhuzhu will cooperate with you." Yuechan said again.
Chu Wu looked at Yue Chan and breathed out softly: "I'll be gentler, will you cooperate with me?"
Yuechan blinked.
"Sakura, I was wrong. It turns out that the filthiest person in the elf world is not you, but Yuechan."
Chu Wu turned to look at Sakura.
"It goes without saying that I have always been the purest representative of the elf world. You think that I am dirty is a complete misunderstanding of me." Sakura snorted.
"I am pure in everything." Yuechan said.
Sakura: …
Chu Wu:......
"Yuechan, you are hopeless. You can have fun by yourself." Chu Wu said helplessly.
The little pig over there was still trying hard to perform. After the hip-hop dance, the guy started to perform martial arts, which completely subverted Chu Wu's understanding of pigs. He wanted to take the little pig back more and more.
He can dance and do martial arts... he will definitely fetch a good price.
cough~
Think more.
"Do you want my help?" At this time, Yuechan suddenly asked.
"what?"
"Sign a contract with you and use my charm magic to make you fall in love with a pig, let alone make two piglets fall in love with each other." Yue Chan said.
There is no need to consider this at all. With my own magic ability, I can't compete with two eighth-level elf users. Moreover, the female piggy has begun to have a heartbeat. Although she blinks and discharges in her direction from time to time, her eyes are More on the little pig on the opposite side.
"it is good."
Chu Wu agreed without hesitation.
Being familiar with the road, he quickly signed a contract with Yuechan, and then he immediately cast charm magic on the piglets and female piglets in front of him.
Originally, the female piggy wanted to walk towards the piglet on the opposite side, but after being cast by the charm magic, she turned around and looked at the piglet on Chu Wu's side. The two piglets looked at each other, with nothing else in their eyes but each other. The thing, coupled with the fact that this little pig was instilled with thunder magic by Chu Wu before, exuding male hormones, is even more intense now.
Without any suspense, the two little pigs happily rushed towards each other. Driven by Chu Wu's thunder magic, the two little pigs purred like no one else.
After sighing, the two women opposite seemed to stare at Chu Wu in surprise for a while, and then looked at each other, as if they wanted to say something, but didn't.
"Mr. Chu, you win."
After the verdict was announced, the door opened, Chu Wu let out a breath, and walked out.
As soon as he went out, Ariel, who was waiting outside, rushed up, hugged Chu Wu, and said with a smile: "Brother Chu Wu, I think you can do it."
Mou Yong walked over, nodded, and showed a satisfied smile: "Not bad, very good. All three levels have been passed. Now you can take Sir Ariel away."
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