Crazy Elf Island

Chu Wu sweated violently.

"I still want to ask you, when did you break into my room and do something wrong to me?" Chu Wu was really depressed. He had been in the room all night. Could it be that he was sleepwalking?

"Nonsence!"

Lihua spat, with a dark face: "You can't interest us when you're awake, let alone when you're asleep."

"Chu Wu, you'd better give us a reasonable explanation." Sophia paused and said solemnly: "Don't ruin your image in my heart."

"Lord Sophia is really compassionate. You still have an image of this kind of person in your heart." Lihua chuckled.

There seemed to be a hint of sarcasm in her tone. Sophia twitched the corner of her mouth, glanced at Lihua, pondered for a moment, and said, "Lihua, is there any quarrel between us?"

"No."

Lihua didn’t hesitate.

"Really do not have?"

"no!"

Sophia said nothing and stared at Lihua a few more times.

"Chu Wu, I'll give you another chance to explain. If you can't explain clearly, then we... we will cut off all contact from now on." Lin Mumu said.

"All I can think of is that you covet my beauty and want to sleep on me while I'm asleep." Chu Wu said.

I slept so hard last night that I can't remember anything except reading the film in my dream.

"Is this your explanation?" Lin Mumu's face turned darker.

Chu Wu smiled helplessly: "I slept more soundly than a pig last night. If you insist that I entered your room and took off your underwear, we can only do a fingerprint test."

"You can think of fingerprints, but you can't think of getting rid of them?" Agate said angrily.

Chu Wu sighed: "Then what should I say so that you will believe that I have never done such perverted things as stealing people's underwear."

"The evidence is conclusive, we don't believe anything you say." Lihua said angrily.

Chu Wu:......

"Brother Chu Wu, what are you arguing about?"

At this time, Ariel rubbed her sleepy eyes and walked out of Chu Wu's room.

"We're not arguing, we're just... eh? Ariel, weren't you sleeping with Sister Mu Mu? When did you come to my room?" Chu Wu said in surprise.

Lin Mumu was also stunned: "Yes, Ariel, when did you get up?"

"Uh…"

Ariel scratched her head: "It was when sister you were taking off your clothes. At that time, I thought my sister thought the clothes were dirty, so I wanted to help you take them to Brother Chu Wu and let him wash them for you."

"What? Did you take my clothes?"

Lin Mumu was dumbfounded.

"Sister Mu Mu, I didn't expect you to have the habit of taking off your clothes in the middle of the night. It's really surprising." Chu Wu took a breath and looked at Lin Mumu with a grin.

rely on ah.

Have you really done such a thing?

However, Ariel is only three years old and speaks the most innocently. It is impossible to tell lies. Could it be...

Thinking of this, Lin Mumu looked embarrassed. After thinking about the scene Ariel said, she became even more shy.

"Ah."

Ariel nodded, rubbed her eyes, pointed at the three Lihua people, and said in a sweet voice: "Sister Lihua, Sister Sophie, and Sister Agate. They are all so strange. They put on their clothes now and then take them off again." They couldn't even stop wearing their clothes, which was very disruptive to their sleep, so I took away their clothes too. If they didn't have anything to wear, they would stop and sleep."

The three pear blossoms:...

"Wearing and taking off your clothes again? What a darling! You actually took off your clothes in the middle of the night. You guys are too slutty, right?" Chu Wu imagined that scene again in his mind, and then looked at Sophia and Agate's figures, subconsciously Swallowed.

day.

It's just a fantasy, it's so hard to calm down, what if...

Gollum~

He swallowed again.

"No. From tonight onwards, I will be your only audience. How can I dance without anyone applauding me?" Chu Wu said seriously.

The three of them said nothing, but glared at Chu Wu fiercely.

"Ariel, are you sure you saw it right last night?" Lihua couldn't imagine it, let alone accept the ridiculous thing of getting up in the middle of the night to take off her clothes and put them back on again.

I have no impression of these important things at all.

The same goes for Sophia and Agate, who can't accept it either.

"Well, Sister Lihua, you are the one I remember most clearly." Ariel nodded.

"Uh?"

Ariel paused, raised her little hand, pointed at Lihua's chest, and said: "Your place is much smaller than Sister Sophie and Sister Agate's. When Sister Sophie and Sister Agate jump up, they are..."

Hearing this, Sophia and Agate were dumbfounded.

"Well, Ariel, sister has something interesting, it's in her room." Before Ariel could finish speaking, Sophia picked up Ariel and hurried back to the room.

shame.

What a shame.

The majestic high priest of the Holy Elf Kingdom could actually do such... such a despicable thing, and moreover, it was seen by a little kid. It was simply...

Sophia couldn't think about it anymore, she just felt too embarrassed.

"Sister Sophie, if there is anything fun, I want to play too." Chu Wu chuckled.

"rogue."

"Shameless."

Lihua and Lin Mumu glared at Chu Wu and said something, then rushed into Sophia's room as if they were running away, and locked the door.

"Ari'er is really ignorant. Why can't she just take away her clothes? She should come and wake me up. I can help with some things." Chu Wu said with regret on his face.

With a slight sigh, he returned to the room.

Originally, I wanted to catch up on some sleep, but when I thought of those tempting pictures, I was still feeling sleepy, and even the sleepyhead became excited.

I checked the time, it was getting late, it was time to get up.

After a simple wash, Chu Wu went to the kitchen to prepare breakfast. After working hard for nearly 10 minutes, breakfast was finally ready. At this time, the four women came down from upstairs, waiting for Chu Wu fiercely.

Of course, the clothes must be worn.

"Damn it! What are your expressions? Haven't you already figured out the matter? Are you still going to wrongly accuse a good person?" Chu Wu said speechlessly.

"Chu Wu, did you put medicine in our meal tonight?" pear-faced ****.

"Those things Ariel said have never happened to us. Other than being drugged, there is really no explanation." Agate also said.

Sophia nodded, agreeing with their statement.

"I rely on!"

Chu Wu was depressed: "You are insulting my character. If I want to drug you and do something bad to you, why wait until now? Didn't I have a chance before? Besides, I cooked the food last night , Sister Mumu didn’t eat a bite, but she also did something abnormal, how should we explain this?”

The four of them remained silent.

"I really didn't expect that you would miss me so much. It hurts my heart so much." Chu Wu took off his apron, threw it aside, and hummed softly: "I, Chu Wu, can be a bit of a gangster sometimes, but I Chu Wu is a man, and there are limits to how you behave."

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ps: The title of the book has been changed. "Crazy Daughter's Kingdom" has been changed to "Crazy Elf Island". Everyone should know the reason. Crack down hard.Then push the captain's new book "Diary of a Visiting Brother-in-law".The transformation of the daughter country is not very successful, and the new book returns to the original style of the captain.