Crazy Elf Island
Chapter 338 Give you a boyfriend
"Cherrys are not my thing. My only harem is Shirley."
Sakura looked back at Yingtao and said, Yingtao also looked over, and when she finished speaking, she decisively turned her head to the side.
"Don't hide it, you two are a couple." Chu Wu blinked.
cut~
Sakura and Cherry looked at each other disgustedly, and then turned their heads again. This time without saying a word, they flew away in two directions, as if they had some deep grudge.
Actually there is nothing.
Chu Wu didn't take it to heart. It was hard to guess what the elf was thinking. He might as well make dinner. It was already afternoon anyway.
Just as dinner was cooked, Lihua and the others came back.
After dinner, a group of people sat around the living room watching TV. They said they were watching TV, but in fact they were all staring at Chu Wu with complicated expressions. No one spoke for a long time.
After a while, Youyi broke the silence and said calmly: "Chu Wu, have you really thought about it?"
Lin Mumu twitched the corner of her mouth and said: "The Holy Elf Kingdom is a country where women's rights are supreme. Even if you are not a slave, your status will not be high. If you are not careful, your life will be in danger."
When Chu Wu was sold to Litian Island by his father, he began to look up information about the Holy Elf Kingdom. Together with media reports, he concluded that the Holy Elf Kingdom was definitely not a place where a man should go.
"Mumu, you are exaggerating."
Lihua glanced at Chu Wu and said calmly: "The Holy Elf Kingdom does not discriminate against men that much. Of course, except for some people who are hooligans by nature and do not follow the rules of women...the rules of husbands."
Everyone knew that the target of Lihua's insinuation was Chu Wu, but he nodded in agreement: "Yes, people like this are best not to go to Litian Island. If they go, they are simply seeking death."
Lin Mumu's face darkened: "Chu Wu, can't you be more serious? Can this be a joke?"
"Mumu, don't worry, as long as I'm here, nothing will happen to Chu Wu." Sophia chuckled.
Lihua couldn't help but twitch the corners of her mouth.
This woman!
"Let's go, let's go, we can have some peace and quiet again, right?" Youyi smiled.
"Sister Youyi is still big-hearted." Chu Wu said.
Youyi smiled: "Generally when people praise me like this, I like them to remove the word 'heart'."
Chu Wu:......
The crowd sweated profusely.
"Store manager, are you trying to insinuate me this time?" Pear Blossom's face turned slightly dark.
"Of course not." Youyi continued to chuckle: "You are not small-minded. If you can find a boyfriend as soon as possible to practice hard, there may be room for improvement."
Pear Blossom: ...
"Agree."
Chu Wu agreed again, paused, looked back, and said seriously: "Lihua, if you can't find me as your boyfriend, I..."
"Don't worry, I won't trouble you if I can't find a man."
The pear-shaped face is so dark. Sure enough, this guy is a gangster in nature.
Chu Wu waved his hands and explained: "Don't think too much. Although I have the spirit of Lei Feng, I am also a face-controller. Some things still have to have a limit. What I want to say is to give you a boyfriend, fully automatic The permanent type can definitely meet your physiological needs.”
Pear Blossom: ...
"Ahem, Chu Wu, that's a bit too much." Lin Mumu rolled her eyes at Chu Wu subconsciously, and she couldn't stand listening anymore.
Chu Wu shrugged and said calmly, "I just want to calm the atmosphere."
Hearing this, Pear Blossom's face turned even darker.
"Damn it. Is it fun to make fun of my wife to adjust the atmosphere?" Lihua was angry.
Chu Wu nodded: "To be honest, it's quite a bit."
day!
Lihua almost shouted. If Yuyi hadn't stopped her, she would have started to run away.
"Lihua, Chu Wu always speaks freely, just think that he masturbates himself with his mouth." Youyi smiled.
"Helping yourself with your mouth?"
Chu Wu sweated violently: "Sister Youyi, only you can do that kind of posture."
Youyi touched his chin, pondered for a moment, and then nodded: "It seems like I really tried."
Everyone was sweating and looking at her with complicated expressions.
"Hey. So humorless? Can't you tell I'm joking?" Youyi paused and then said: "Besides, there are plenty of men around me, so I don't need to do the work myself. A few days ago, a few people from Ningde Middle School The handsome boy even invited me here."
"Wow, those little brothers taste so strong." Lin Mumu sighed.
"Store manager, Mu Mu, is the topic too far away? We seem to be talking about Chu Wu going to Litian Island." Sophia collapsed a little. Some topics really can't be discussed in front of the store manager, otherwise she will start talking while driving. Can't come back.
"That's right, luckily I didn't run far." Youyi said.
"We're already at the Great Rift Valley, not far away." Lin Mumu rolled her eyes.
Youyi blinked: "Mumu, don't say that, you were also involved just now."
Lin Mumu: ...
"Brother Chu Wu."
At this time, Ariel's voice suddenly came to mind.
She was very sleepy during dinner. After a few hurried bites, Chu Wu took her back to sleep.
"You guys talk, I'll go see Ariel."
After saying that, Chu Wu went upstairs.
"Chu Wu, if not, I'd better go." Lin Mumu thought for a while and got up.
However, Chu Wu refused.
"We are all ready to go to Litian Island. If I need sister Mumu to help with this, what will I do if I go? I can't take you there with me." Chu Wu chuckled and went upstairs.
Lin Mumu couldn't help but twitch the corners of her mouth, feeling inexplicably uncomfortable.
"What are you thinking about? You don't really plan to go with him." Youyi smiled.
After calming down, Lin Mumu said calmly: "Chu Wu has always been careless. I was worried that he would knock Ariel down."
"Mumu, don't worry. When we get to Litian Island, someone will take care of Ariel." Sophia said again.
Lihua frowned slightly: "Sofia-sama is so powerful, she can do anything."
"Lihua, are you being sarcastic?" Sophia turned her head and looked over in confusion.
Lihua smiled: "How could it be? I'm complimenting you."
"Okay. I'll take it as such," Sophia said.
……
The discussion downstairs is still going on, but it seems to be meaningless. Chu Wu has decided to go there, and even his own mother can't stop him.
Of course, if he hadn't agreed to Xiao Sakura, if he hadn't wanted to find out the relationship between Ariel and himself, Chu Wu would not have gone at all. In his opinion, Litian Island was a ghost place, and there would be something wrong if he went there.
The discussion dissipated as the night fell, and soon the morning sun changed.
After breakfast, the group rushed to the dock as planned.
The only person who came to see him off was Youyi, and Lin Mumu was not there. To be honest, Chu Wu felt really bad.
Youyi seemed to see through Chu Wu's thoughts and said calmly: "Mumu said she couldn't see her goodbye, so I gave her a few sleeping pills. She is probably still sleeping at the moment."
Depend on!
Chu Wu was depressed: "You are the only one who can do this kind of thing."
Youyi smiled and said, "Is it possible that you hope that Mumu will come over, show kindness, resume the engagement with you, and then find a private place to have sex with you to help you carry on the family line?"
Chu Wu:......
"Where's Xiaojiu."
Sakura looked back at Yingtao and said, Yingtao also looked over, and when she finished speaking, she decisively turned her head to the side.
"Don't hide it, you two are a couple." Chu Wu blinked.
cut~
Sakura and Cherry looked at each other disgustedly, and then turned their heads again. This time without saying a word, they flew away in two directions, as if they had some deep grudge.
Actually there is nothing.
Chu Wu didn't take it to heart. It was hard to guess what the elf was thinking. He might as well make dinner. It was already afternoon anyway.
Just as dinner was cooked, Lihua and the others came back.
After dinner, a group of people sat around the living room watching TV. They said they were watching TV, but in fact they were all staring at Chu Wu with complicated expressions. No one spoke for a long time.
After a while, Youyi broke the silence and said calmly: "Chu Wu, have you really thought about it?"
Lin Mumu twitched the corner of her mouth and said: "The Holy Elf Kingdom is a country where women's rights are supreme. Even if you are not a slave, your status will not be high. If you are not careful, your life will be in danger."
When Chu Wu was sold to Litian Island by his father, he began to look up information about the Holy Elf Kingdom. Together with media reports, he concluded that the Holy Elf Kingdom was definitely not a place where a man should go.
"Mumu, you are exaggerating."
Lihua glanced at Chu Wu and said calmly: "The Holy Elf Kingdom does not discriminate against men that much. Of course, except for some people who are hooligans by nature and do not follow the rules of women...the rules of husbands."
Everyone knew that the target of Lihua's insinuation was Chu Wu, but he nodded in agreement: "Yes, people like this are best not to go to Litian Island. If they go, they are simply seeking death."
Lin Mumu's face darkened: "Chu Wu, can't you be more serious? Can this be a joke?"
"Mumu, don't worry, as long as I'm here, nothing will happen to Chu Wu." Sophia chuckled.
Lihua couldn't help but twitch the corners of her mouth.
This woman!
"Let's go, let's go, we can have some peace and quiet again, right?" Youyi smiled.
"Sister Youyi is still big-hearted." Chu Wu said.
Youyi smiled: "Generally when people praise me like this, I like them to remove the word 'heart'."
Chu Wu:......
The crowd sweated profusely.
"Store manager, are you trying to insinuate me this time?" Pear Blossom's face turned slightly dark.
"Of course not." Youyi continued to chuckle: "You are not small-minded. If you can find a boyfriend as soon as possible to practice hard, there may be room for improvement."
Pear Blossom: ...
"Agree."
Chu Wu agreed again, paused, looked back, and said seriously: "Lihua, if you can't find me as your boyfriend, I..."
"Don't worry, I won't trouble you if I can't find a man."
The pear-shaped face is so dark. Sure enough, this guy is a gangster in nature.
Chu Wu waved his hands and explained: "Don't think too much. Although I have the spirit of Lei Feng, I am also a face-controller. Some things still have to have a limit. What I want to say is to give you a boyfriend, fully automatic The permanent type can definitely meet your physiological needs.”
Pear Blossom: ...
"Ahem, Chu Wu, that's a bit too much." Lin Mumu rolled her eyes at Chu Wu subconsciously, and she couldn't stand listening anymore.
Chu Wu shrugged and said calmly, "I just want to calm the atmosphere."
Hearing this, Pear Blossom's face turned even darker.
"Damn it. Is it fun to make fun of my wife to adjust the atmosphere?" Lihua was angry.
Chu Wu nodded: "To be honest, it's quite a bit."
day!
Lihua almost shouted. If Yuyi hadn't stopped her, she would have started to run away.
"Lihua, Chu Wu always speaks freely, just think that he masturbates himself with his mouth." Youyi smiled.
"Helping yourself with your mouth?"
Chu Wu sweated violently: "Sister Youyi, only you can do that kind of posture."
Youyi touched his chin, pondered for a moment, and then nodded: "It seems like I really tried."
Everyone was sweating and looking at her with complicated expressions.
"Hey. So humorless? Can't you tell I'm joking?" Youyi paused and then said: "Besides, there are plenty of men around me, so I don't need to do the work myself. A few days ago, a few people from Ningde Middle School The handsome boy even invited me here."
"Wow, those little brothers taste so strong." Lin Mumu sighed.
"Store manager, Mu Mu, is the topic too far away? We seem to be talking about Chu Wu going to Litian Island." Sophia collapsed a little. Some topics really can't be discussed in front of the store manager, otherwise she will start talking while driving. Can't come back.
"That's right, luckily I didn't run far." Youyi said.
"We're already at the Great Rift Valley, not far away." Lin Mumu rolled her eyes.
Youyi blinked: "Mumu, don't say that, you were also involved just now."
Lin Mumu: ...
"Brother Chu Wu."
At this time, Ariel's voice suddenly came to mind.
She was very sleepy during dinner. After a few hurried bites, Chu Wu took her back to sleep.
"You guys talk, I'll go see Ariel."
After saying that, Chu Wu went upstairs.
"Chu Wu, if not, I'd better go." Lin Mumu thought for a while and got up.
However, Chu Wu refused.
"We are all ready to go to Litian Island. If I need sister Mumu to help with this, what will I do if I go? I can't take you there with me." Chu Wu chuckled and went upstairs.
Lin Mumu couldn't help but twitch the corners of her mouth, feeling inexplicably uncomfortable.
"What are you thinking about? You don't really plan to go with him." Youyi smiled.
After calming down, Lin Mumu said calmly: "Chu Wu has always been careless. I was worried that he would knock Ariel down."
"Mumu, don't worry. When we get to Litian Island, someone will take care of Ariel." Sophia said again.
Lihua frowned slightly: "Sofia-sama is so powerful, she can do anything."
"Lihua, are you being sarcastic?" Sophia turned her head and looked over in confusion.
Lihua smiled: "How could it be? I'm complimenting you."
"Okay. I'll take it as such," Sophia said.
……
The discussion downstairs is still going on, but it seems to be meaningless. Chu Wu has decided to go there, and even his own mother can't stop him.
Of course, if he hadn't agreed to Xiao Sakura, if he hadn't wanted to find out the relationship between Ariel and himself, Chu Wu would not have gone at all. In his opinion, Litian Island was a ghost place, and there would be something wrong if he went there.
The discussion dissipated as the night fell, and soon the morning sun changed.
After breakfast, the group rushed to the dock as planned.
The only person who came to see him off was Youyi, and Lin Mumu was not there. To be honest, Chu Wu felt really bad.
Youyi seemed to see through Chu Wu's thoughts and said calmly: "Mumu said she couldn't see her goodbye, so I gave her a few sleeping pills. She is probably still sleeping at the moment."
Depend on!
Chu Wu was depressed: "You are the only one who can do this kind of thing."
Youyi smiled and said, "Is it possible that you hope that Mumu will come over, show kindness, resume the engagement with you, and then find a private place to have sex with you to help you carry on the family line?"
Chu Wu:......
"Where's Xiaojiu."
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