Crazy Elf Island

After Chu Wu returned to the ward, he was surprised to find Xiao Ying sleeping soundly on his bed.

"I'm dizzy. This little elf can sleep anywhere."

Chu Wu really couldn't understand where Xiaoying could find the confidence to say that she worked hard.

In the end, Chu Wu only came to one conclusion: This good-for-nothing rogue elf was not very thick-skinned, he was almost as thick-skinned as himself.

Chu Wu didn't disturb Xiao Ying's sleep, he just sat in front of the bed and watched.

As he watched, Chu Wu suddenly remembered that when he first met Xiao Ying, the girl accused him harshly, saying that he touched her breasts.

However, at that time, Chu Wu looked at it for a long time but couldn't see where the breasts were.

It may be that the sunlight was strong at the time, causing poor visibility.

But this was night time, the lights were soft, and Sakura was defenseless, so it was a good time to observe.

"Ah, let me make it clear in advance that this is definitely not Amitabha Buddha. I am just observing it as an experimental specimen. It is no different from observing dragonfly specimens or butterfly specimens."

After finishing talking, Chuwu began to observe Xiaoying carefully.

According to Sakura, their elves are essentially special energy bodies, so they are immune to human attacks.

However, when Chu Wu held Sakura in his hand, or when Sakura sat on his nose, Chu Wu could clearly feel the weight of the materialization. Although it was light, it did have weight.

However, Sakura said she had also climbed onto her master's nose, but her master had no reaction.

Her presence is not felt at all.

"It seems that I am indeed a very special existence for the elves. What is going on?"

Chu Wu shook his head, collected his emotions, and continued to observe Xiao Ying.

At this moment, Sakura was sleeping on her back, with her rose-colored, somewhat curly hair hanging naturally on her thin shoulders, faintly revealing two pointed little ears, and an extremely delicate face with fair skin. There is a faint pink under the translucent skin, like peach petals, which seems to be able to release water.

A jade-like nose, a small and delicate cherry mouth with extremely soft curves, slightly raised lips, raising a beautiful arc, a slender figure, and a pair of thin and transparent wings extending from the back, with hovering The exquisite butterfly dark pattern is really like a fairy descending to earth.

"Tsk, tsk, take a closer look at this girl, Sakura. She is really pretty. If the scale is enlarged ten times, well... Sakura's height is estimated to be only three or four centimeters, and it needs to be enlarged at least forty times. After forty times of enlargement , she is definitely a goblin of the calamity level who can conquer a country. But..."

Chu Wu paused and thought to himself: "Still can't find where the breasts are? Shirley and Taozi can actually see the breasts. If based on human proportions, Taozi must be at least C, Shirley must be at least D, and as for Sakura , I guess it’s level A. A complete elf with small breasts.”

At this time, Xiaoying suddenly opened her eyes. After seeing Chu Wu, she blinked drowsily at first, and then noticed that Chu Wu was looking at her chest. She immediately jumped up and flew in the air: "Ah, ah, Chu Wu, you big pervert, what do you want to do? You, you are not lusting after me, are you?! Beast!"

Chu Wu:......

Chu Wu rubbed his head: "You are a big-headed idiot."

"Hmph! Don't be embarrassed to admit it. I am a talented and sexy lady. Even if you masturbate to me ten times a day, it is normal."

"Your size is normal." Chu Wu rolled his eyes and said, "Okay, don't say such erotic words at night. Tell me, how did you find this place?"

When Sakura heard this, she became even more angry.

"Chu Wu, you big bastard, do you know that I almost broke my wings trying to find out your whereabouts? I can't communicate with others, so I can only find out your whereabouts from other people's chats. Why

, but I am exhausted. "Sakura flew directly to Chu Wu's head and lay in Chu Wu's hair and complained.

"Oh, thank you for your hard work. Then why are you looking for me?" Chu Wu asked again.

"Uh..." Sakura thought for a while, and then said: "It seems like nothing happened. Ah, am I careless? It's clear that nothing happened, but I went to such great lengths to find you. I'm almost exhausted. "

Chu Wu rolled his eyes: "You are indeed short-sighted."

Sakura was unhappy, stood on Chu Wu's head, and stepped on him.

However, for Chu Wu, it was not painful or itchy at all.

At this time, Sakura climbed down from Chu Wu's head again, sat on Chu Wu's nose again, and sat face to face with Chu Wu.

"Hey, Chu Wu." Xiaoying looked at Chu Wu and said.

"Huh? What's wrong?"

"I think..." Sakura was silent for a while and then said: "Forget it. It's useless to say it, it's impossible."

"No, Sakura, don't half-talk. What do you want to do? Ah, let me declare in advance that you don't want me to help you give birth to a child. Human DNA and elf DNA cannot be combined."

Sakura's cheeks turned red: "Pig! We elves are all conceived by the Holy Elf Tree, so we don't need to be pregnant at all! In other words, you humans have the most backward reproductive methods. It has developed into the 21st century, and you still mainly rely on sex to give birth to children. , primitive species!”

"Sakura, you really don't understand anything. Humans have sex not to have children, but more to pursue a kind of enjoyment."

Sakura blinked, and then asked weakly: "Um, Chu Wu, is sex comfortable?"

"Yes, should."

"Should I?" Sakura reacted immediately and laughed loudly: "So you are still a virgin, haha, haha, I am laughing so hard. I am almost 24 years old and I have never had sex with a woman, poor bastard."

Chu Wu had a dark look on his face.

He reached out and grabbed Sakura, threw her into the drawer, and then closed the drawer.

However, Sakura came out soon.

"Hey, our body structure is made of energy bodies. As long as there is a slight gap, we can come out." Sakura said proudly.

Chu Wu yawned: "Xiaoying, I'm going to bed, do you want to come with me?"

"I don't want it. You perverted little girl!"

Chu Wu:...

"I like sleeping naked." Chu Wu added.

Sakura blushed: "Ah! Disgusting!"

After saying that, Sakura flew away.

Chu Wu lay on the bed, finally having time to think about the future.

"I really didn't expect that the massage parlor closed down. There was no news about the street girl I was looking for. This was a fatal blow to my escape plan. What should I do next?"

After thinking for a long time, I couldn't think of any good solution, and I felt a little irritable.

He simply stood up and stood at the window looking at the city.

The lights are bright, the neon lights are flashing, and it's bustling, but it has nothing to do with me.

Because now he is just a fourth-class laborer who may be sent to the Snow Blue Orchard to feed alien animals at any time, and his life is precarious.

"Damn Queen. Is it really the only way to overthrow the Queen?"

Chu Wu thought of something and then thought: "I definitely can't do it alone, but if I join forces with that pear blossom, my chances of winning should be improved, right?"

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