Crazy Elf Island

"Hello, police officers." Chu Wu greeted enthusiastically.

"You're in good spirits." Xiaocui said.

Chu Wu smiled brightly: "I must. Since you two came to the mine, I feel that the haze in my heart has disappeared."

Xiao Cui twitched the corner of her mouth: "How disgusting. You actually don't know how to flatter, right? Your Chinese writer Zhang Xiaoxian once said: 'Heavy love words should be as light as a feather, falling into the other person's heart inadvertently, but just scratching Touch her itchy spot.'. When applied to flattery, this sentence can perfectly explain the essence of flattery. If flattery is not done well, it is called flattery. If it is done well, it is called high emotional intelligence. If it is flattered well, it is called high emotional intelligence. If it is done well, it is called flattery. It’s called the art of living.”

She paused and then said: "In the future, you can study more flattering tricks so that you can be like a fish in water."

"Ahem." Chu Wu touched his nose and felt a little embarrassed: "Well, I'm really not very good at this. I have been wandering around all year round and have never gone to college. That's what Officer Cui said."

Lihua looked at Xiaocui with a chuckle.

She has many maids, but she prefers Xiao Cui.

Because this girl has a straightforward personality, if she likes her, she likes her, and if she doesn't, she doesn't like her.But even if she doesn't like what she decides to do, she will do it.

Just like, he decided to secretly support Chu Wu. Although Xiaocui didn't like Chu Wu, he would still teach Chu Wu some ways to deal with things seriously.

Lihua calmed down and looked at Chu Wu again: "Chu Wu, you go and prepare the application materials. Later, I will go to the Aoki Civil Affairs Bureau to go through the union registration procedures."

Xiaocui then handed the cowhide bag she was holding to Chu Wu: "There are some application forms inside. Please fill them out. The main ones are membership applications. According to the regulations of the kingdom, a newly established trade union must collect membership applications from at least 50 people."

"I see."

Chu Wu then rushed back to the dormitory to collect membership applications.

But things were a bit beyond Chu Wu's expectation.

He originally thought he could easily collect fifty membership applications. After all, there were 200 people in the third mining area alone.

But after he talked for a long time, he only collected nine applications for membership.

Chu Wu has faced wild beasts all year round, but he doesn't know much about people's hearts.

Previously, in the mining area, because of the huge air tax, the people were angry. Chu Wu proposed to set up a union to seek justice for the workers. Everyone seemed to respond and supported Chu Wu.

But that is because they firmly believe that the law does not punish the public.

Even if things get serious and the higher-ups want to deal with them, they will only deal with those who take the lead.

But this will be different when filling in the application.

Submitting an application for membership means that you and Chu Wu are tied by a rope. If something happens, it will be difficult to get rid of the relationship.

"Damn, what a bunch of bastards."

Chu Wu also guessed everyone's thoughts.

Lihua and Xiaocui are waiting outside the dormitory.

Seeing that Chu Wu only collected nine membership applications, Xiao Cui couldn't help but said: "Chu Wu, I think it's better to forget it. It's too far behind. You just came, and you don't have much reputation before you come. You want to collect fifty It’s too difficult to apply for membership.”

Chu Wu shook his finger: "No, it's actually very simple."

"Ok?"

Chu Wu said nothing, went directly to the ATM and withdrew all the money on his card.

Then, Chu Wu piled the money on the table and said: "A membership application, 100 yuan!"

When Xiaocui saw this, she felt funny: "Madam, I think you may have really made a mistake. This guy has no brains at all, and he wants people to take such a big risk for 100 yuan? In my opinion, Chu Wu is Liu Chan, and he doesn't support him at all." Can’t get up.”

However, what happened next left Xiaocui stunned.

The onlookers rushed forward to fill out the membership application form, and then happily received a hundred

dollars.

Xiaocui was still in shock when Chu Wu came over with at least a hundred applications for membership.

"Chu Wu, what kind of magic did you cast on them? You can kill them with 100 yuan? Don't they know there are risks involved?" Xiao Cui said.

Chu Wu smiled: "Of course they know. But their psychology of taking advantage is instinctive. On the highway, a cart of cotton rolled over. Many people knew that it was dangerous to snatch the goods on the highway, but they still rushed forward. Maybe you guys It is difficult for the pampered civil servants to understand this kind of behavior, but this mentality is very common among the people at the bottom. Empty talk is not very attractive to them. But for them, the temptation is hard to see and touch the benefits. resisting."

Xiaocui was speechless.

Lihua smiled and said nothing.

Afterwards, the three of them left the mining area together.

Hongdou just came out to eat. When he saw the three people leaving, his eyes flickered and he didn't know what he was thinking.

The three people left in a police car, which drove directly to the door of the Civil Affairs Bureau.

After Chu Wu completed the relevant procedures, it was Lihua who took care of the rest.

"Chu Wu, please go outside and wait for me for a while." Lihua said.

"Ok."

Chu Wu immediately left the Civil Affairs Bureau and came outside.

"Ok?"

He suddenly saw a jade pendant under a tree, with bubble-shaped creatures carved on it, much like the ball in the mobile game "Ball Battle".

"What the hell? The peripheral products of "Ball Battle"?"

At this moment, Xiaocui and Lihua had arrived.

"So fast?"

Lihua smiled: "The previous procedures have been completed, and all that's left is to sign. Hmm? What you are holding in your hand..."

Xiaocui exclaimed: "Oh my god, isn't this elf jade?"

"What?"

"Elf jade, haven't you heard? Have you seen the carved totem on it? That's the elf." Xiao Cui pointed to the spherical creature on the jade pendant.

Chu Wu blinked and said weakly: "Is this an elf?"

"Yes."

"Who told you that elves look like this?"

Xiaocui glared: "What do you mean? Although we have never seen elves, the great sage priest Gothe can see elves. This is based on the appearance of elves in the paintings he saw."

Chu Wu's mouth twitched.

"The unparalleled magic stick!"

After a while, Chu Wu calmed down and said again: "Then what is the use of this elf jade?"

"This is equivalent to the Shang Fang Sword in ancient China. The status of the holder of the Elf Jade is equivalent to the Elf Envoy, and he enjoys all the privileges of the Elf Envoy. This is the highest reward in the kingdom, and few people can obtain it." Xiaocui said.

"Well, it's so valuable and should be handed over to the police."

"Don't. This Elf Jade has no owner or name, and it belongs to whoever holds it." Xiao Cui said quickly.

Chu Wu lowered his head and looked at the jade pendant.

After a while, he suddenly walked into a pawn shop nearby.

Lihua and Xiaocui looked at each other.

"He probably wants to identify the authenticity, right? It's totally unnecessary. It's true in the first place." Xiaocui said.

After a while, Chu Wu came out with a smile, but the elf jade was gone.

"Chu Wu, where is your elf jade?" Xiaocui asked curiously.

"Pawned."

Lihua:...

Xiaocui:...

"Why! Holding Elf Jade is equivalent to being an Elf Envoy!" Xiao Cui went crazy.