Crazy Elf Island

"Old woman..." Lihua's face turned completely dark.

"Sure enough, I'm only interested in what he does, and I'm really not interested in him at all. Xiaocui is right, this guy is quite annoying!"

Lihua obviously turned negative towards Chu Wu.

However, classmate Chu Wu is really awesome.

Although Lihua's character is not gentle, and she even has a tendency to tremble in her bones, at least on the surface, she is a relatively calm person.

But such a wise and calm woman was brought to pieces by Chu Wu.

"Supervisor Chu Wu, I am also 20 years old." Lihua said with a smile on her face.

"Ahem." Chu Wu felt a little embarrassed: "Well, I'm not saying that all 29-year-old women look old. For example, Officer Lihua looks younger."

After saying that, Chu Wu grabbed Lihua's hand, touched it, and said, "Look, you have such smooth and delicate skin. I believe you when you say you are eighteen years old."

Lihua looked at Chu Wu's dirty hands on her own hands and smiled sweetly: "Chu Wu, do you often take advantage of women like this?"

"It's unfair. I'm sorry, I'm just used to it. Ah, my habit was not developed by touching women, but by touching huskies. Our family, oh, is a husky pet dog from my ex-father-in-law's house, named Haibei . I often play with it and touch its hair, so I have developed the habit of touching smooth things when I see them. Sorry, sorry." Chu Wu quickly explained.

Rika rolled her eyes and pulled her hand away.

Chu Wu quickly sat upright, feeling a little embarrassed.

His eyes passed over Lihua's jade hands, and he thought strangely: "Speaking of it, although Lihua looks ordinary, her figure is really incredible. It should be convex, concave, smooth, and elastic. It’s very elastic. In terms of body shape, it’s absolutely impeccable.”

Chu Wu secretly glanced at Lihua's jade hand, and suddenly felt the urge to touch it again.

"Ahem, calm down, Comrade Chu Wu, your most important goal now is to return to China, not to pick up girls. This main line must not be shaken! Besides, you should also pick up red beans when picking up girls. Sexy, beautiful, charming, enchanting... "

Thinking of several unsuccessful fights with Hongdou, some of Chu Wu's hormones surged suddenly, and something responsible for passing on the family line and honoring the ancestors rose up.

"Huh?" Lihua noticed something unusual and turned around to look: "Chu Wu, you..."

"No, don't get me wrong. I don't care about you, I just accidentally thought of Hongdou, so..."

"Hmm... Anko makes men **** like this?"

"The popularity of Dos Mine is not for nothing."

Lihua's expression was flat: "It seems that men still prefer women who flirt with each other."

Chu Wu said calmly: "Hongdou is not just flirting, her existence is the endorsement of sexy."

Lihua tapped the inner handle of the car door, her eyes pondered, and she didn't know what she was thinking.

"Huh?" At this time, Chu Wu suddenly braked.

"what happened?"

"There's a fight going on."

After Chu Wu finished speaking, he immediately opened the car door and ran over.

Lihua also followed.

The fight was between Li Shan and a young man named Chen Liang.

"What are you doing?" Chu Wu rushed into the crowd and yelled.

Li Shan was obviously beaten badly. There was blood at the corner of his mouth and he turned his face to one side.

Chen Liang, on the other hand, has a powerful and tall figure and is at an overwhelming advantage in a fight with Li Shan.

"Brother Li Shan and I are competing in martial arts." Chen Liang said with a grin.

"Martial arts?" Chu Wu curled his lips: "These days, can a three-legged cat claim to be martial arts?"

Chen Liang's face was ferocious: "What did you say?"

Someone quickly grabbed him and said sarcastically: "Chen Liang, you have to calm down. People.

The family is now the overseer, and we can't afford to offend him. "

"That's right. Unless the overseer tells you that he wants to compete with you in martial arts, we can't beat him."

"Hehe, stop dreaming. How could the supervisor say such a thing? If he is beaten and maimed, who does it belong to?"

Chu Wu grinned: "Are you using the provoking method?"

"No, no, we don't have such advanced strategies."

Chu Wu looked around, and then brought a chair over from not far away. He sat on the chair, crossed his legs, grinned and said, "That's good. I'll just sit on the chair and not move. If you can touch me, Touch me, even if you win. You can make any request, as long as I can do it. But if you can't touch me within 5 minutes, then give me your bank card and ID card."

"what?!"

When everyone heard this, they immediately exploded.

"Damn, this Chu Wu is too arrogant."

"Does he think that being the president of the union will bring any president buffs?"

"idiot."

"Neuropathy."

"Kill him. Let him step on our shoulders and get into power!"

The heroes were furious.

Mengfei's strategy was very successful. For now, Chu Wu, who had responded to everything not long ago, has clearly become the target of the workers to vent their anger, even if Chu Wu helped them reduce the air tax to [-]%.

In the final analysis, it is because these workers are short-sighted and brainless.

Chu Wu suddenly understood why the queen banned these workers from using the Internet.

Brainless people like these, as long as they are incited by others, will probably cause trouble and turn into thugs in minutes.

Actually, Chu Wu also has to bear some responsibility for this situation.

Before he came, the workers here were basically like zombies.

After he arrived, he made several riots, with great results. It was like a spark that ignited the resistance consciousness of the Doss workers.

Chen Liang clenched his fingers, grinned and said, "Okay, no problem."

"I'm going to use the toilet first."

Chu Wu then left.

"Chu Wu, you took us to the men's room again. What on earth were you thinking?" Sakura protested with her teeth and claws dancing.

Chu Wu ignored Xiao Ying and looked at Audrey: "Audrey, did you hear the bet I just made?"

"I knew you were going to sign a contract with me again." Audrey looked depressed: "If I had known, we wouldn't have shown up."

"If you don't help, I will be on the wall of shame today." Chu Wu said.

Audrey bit her lip: "Okay, okay, I have nothing to do anyway."

"Then teach me another wind magic spell? The magic spell you taught me before was low-level magic. It can only blow leaves, not even a small stone. It cannot be used in actual combat at all." Chu Wu added road.

This is his real purpose.

Sakura knew Chu Wu very well.

"Hmph, this guy doesn't want to make a bet. He just tries every possible means to get Audrey's magic spell. A shameless man."

Although she saw through Chu Wu's 'conspiracy', Sakura did not dissuade Audrey.

After struggling for a while, Audrey finally said: "Okay. The one before was indeed a first-level low-level magic. I will teach you a third-level magic spell. This is already considered a high-level magic among low-level magics. To deal with a It’s more than enough for ordinary people.”

Chu Wu sweated slightly.

"This wind elf is really stingy. I spent a long time writing on it, but the result is still low-level magic. However, the third-level magic is much stronger than the previous magic."

Later, Chu Wu and Audrey formed a contract again, and received a new magic from Audrey, the third-level storm technique.