Crazy Elf Island

Lihua withdrew her gaze, picked up a newspaper and read it.

"Ace versus ace, who can get the queen's presence?"

"The battle between the Queen and her husband, the little fresh meat is worthy of the muscular man."

"The latest poll: [-]% of the people support Master Gaode and the Queen's CP. Master Gaode has not yet issued a statement."

"No matter who ends up with it, the transparency of this queen's consort will be at a record high."

Lihua blinked: "Did I get the gossip weekly? No. Is this what Aoki Evening News reports on?"

She flipped through the newspaper and saw the news she wanted to see.

"The Queen is so powerful that Aoki's economy is growing rapidly."

"Polls show that more than [-]% of people support making the Queen's birthday a legal holiday."

After a while, she put down the newspaper and sighed softly: "It's all just flattering news. It's impossible to see the real thing in the newspaper."

After a while, Chu Wu brought plates of delicious dinner to the table.

"This is really impressive to me. The three major elements of food are color and aroma. The color and aroma are both up to standard, but the taste is lacking." Lihua said with a smile.

"Try it." Chu Wu said with a smile.

Lihua picked up a piece of roasted eggplant and took a bite. Her mouth was filled with the fragrance of the eggplant and the mellow aroma of the sauce.

"Wow!" Lihua couldn't help shouting: "This tastes amazing."

Chu Wu smiled: "I originally wanted to rely on my cooking skills to find a wife."

"and then?"

Chu Wu suddenly wilted when he thought of the past.

"Then he got dumped."

"It's not worthy of sympathy at all. It's strange that a man with a poor emotional intelligence can marry a wife." Lihua commented while eating vegetables.

Chu Wu had a dark look on his face.

"I said pear blossom..."

"Is it polite to say sister?"

"Okay, Sister Hua."

Lihua:...

"What about Sister Li?"

Lihua:...

"I understand. Sister Lihua, is this okay?" Chu Wu asked again.

Only then did Lihua look away: "Go on."

"Sister Lihua, as the saying goes, the one who takes advantage of you is short of hand, and the one who eats is short of mouth. You are eating the food I cooked and scolding me at the same time. Isn't that very kind?"

Lihua rolled her eyes at Chu Wu and said, "I'm being honest."

These were Chu Wu’s original words before.

"Forget it, good men don't fight with women. Besides, you are still the eldest sister." Chu Wu said.

Lihua suddenly looked at Chu Wu with a smile but not a smile: "How old is the eldest sister?"

"Uh..." Chu Wu immediately realized that he had violated one of the two taboos of women.

Taboo [-]: Don’t ask about your weight.

Taboo [-]: Don’t ask about your age.

However, Chu Wu reacted quickly and immediately gestured with his hands: "At least it's C."

Lihua subconsciously looked down at her breasts, then looked up at Chu Wu: "When you say big, do you mean breasts?"

"We usually call it milk volume."

Lihua:...

"Have you seen too many reeds?"

Chu Wu smiled: "I don't deny this."

"Oh." Lihua sighed: "Aside from his cooking skills, he is really a terrible man. It's a shame your ex-girlfriend tolerated you for so long. If it were me, I would definitely return it within three days."

"Shit. Don't use the feminist standards of your Holy Elf Kingdom to look at men, okay? In other countries, most of the demands for women's rights are still focused on the pursuit of equality between men and women. But here, women's rights mean that women are the most important, and everything must be based on you. A woman’s worldview is the standard. In China, no woman would call her boyfriend a scumbag just because he watched a movie. Usually, they watch it together."

"Are you two watching together?" Lihua was stunned.

"What are you surprised about? This is normal. This is called fun. It is very conducive to the life of a couple and can also promote the relationship between a couple." Chu Wu said.

Lihua suddenly woke up.

"It's so dangerous! This guy has already started to brainwash me! It's really hard to guard against."

Lihua curled her lips and said, "Tch. Our women in the Holy Elf Kingdom don't need such boring interests. In the final analysis, men are just sowing tools."

"Forget it, we have different views and can't communicate. Eat, eat."

Halfway through eating, Chu Wu suddenly looked at the "Aoki Evening News" that Lihua had left aside. He looked at the title on the home page and had the same reaction as Lihua.

"Is this a gossip newspaper?"

"It's normal. The Queen is the soul of this country. Isn't it normal for the media to pay attention to the Queen's choice of husband?" Lihua said.

"It always feels a bit ridiculous." Chu Wu said.

Lihua glanced at Chu Wu and said, "You are biased against the queen, that's why you think this kind of thing is ridiculous."

"Hmm..." Chu Wu thought for a while, and then said: "Actually, I checked some news about the queen recently, and I feel that although this July is a tyrant, she also has a cute side."

"But, cute..." Lihua looked collapsed.

"If the queen knew that you said she was cute, I'm afraid she would send you to heaven in an instant. It's easy for the queen who controls gravity to do such a thing." Lihua said.

"Why? Isn't cute a compliment?"

"Because the Queen is already a mature woman. For a woman of this age, if you say she is mature and wise, you are complimenting her. But if you say she is cute, it is an insult. Cuteness is generally used to describe younger girls. The Queen is recognized as She is so aloof and cold, but you actually called her cute." Lihua said.

"It's really funny. Who said mature women can't be cute? Maturity and cuteness are opposites?" Chu Wu shook his head: "Maybe our worldviews are really different."

"Uh..." Lihua pondered for a while, then took a spoonful of soup and put it into her mouth, swallowed it, and then said: "Then how did you know that the queen is cute?"

"As for the news a few days ago, when the Queen awarded Yang Junwei and Liu Lichao the Order of Honor, she was obviously absent-minded. She kept looking at the marshmallows in the hands of a child. The expression on her face that she wanted to eat but couldn't eat it was really very strange. cute."

"Hahaha. You are talking nonsense, how could the queen want to eat marshmallows? Those are only for children." Lihua looked a little embarrassed, but fortunately Chu Wu didn't notice.

After a while, she gathered her emotions, glanced at Chu Wu, and said, "So, you have changed your view of the queen?"

"That's not true. No matter how cute she is, she can't cover up all her bad deeds. She ignores human rights and manages citizens by levels. She squeezes and oppresses male citizens and gives extrajudicial privileges to elves, resulting in the indiscriminate killing of innocent people, banning people from leaving the country, and disguised imprisonment. All the citizens have thrown their own sisters into the snow-blue orchard, etc. There are too many, and it is almost overwhelming."

Chu Wu's eyes fell on the newspaper, and he said: "Such a woman who is full of evil, so many people are vying to be her spouse. Anyway, if you beat me to death, I will not become her spouse, lest I don't know anything." That’s when his head was in a different place.”