Crazy Elf Island

The pear-shaped face is a bit dark.

Although she has not yet experienced human life, she has been taught physiological knowledge since she was a child. After the age of 16, he was taught the art of the house.

Of course, the skills she was taught in the bedroom were not how to satisfy a man, but on the contrary, how to control a man in bed.

All in all, Lihua knew exactly what this naturally curly hair was.

"That bastard, did you do it on purpose? If you didn't do it on purpose, if you are losing hair at such a young age, will you lose your hair like the Mediterranean Sea in the future?"

living room.

A sneeze!

Chu Wu sneezed suddenly.

"Who is cursing me behind my back?"

bathroom.

Lihua stared at the stupid hair for a long time, and finally picked it up with a tissue and threw it into the trash can in the bathroom.

"It's disgusting."

Lihua washed her hands, then took off her clothes and prepared to take a bath.

But after taking off her clothes, Lihua realized that the water in the bathtub had not been changed.

"Well..." Lihua stared at the bathtub and studied it for a long time, and then found out with embarrassment that she didn't know how to drain the bath water that Chu Wu had used.

"This kind of thing used to be done by servants."

Lihua suddenly discovered that she actually seriously lacked the ability to live independently!

This is no joke!

I used to live a pampered life. When I lived in the palace, there were dedicated people to do everything.

Even if he sneaks out like this, Xiao Cui will follow him. Xiao Cui will do everything, which is no different from life in the palace.

She never felt there was any problem.

Until now.

"Calm down. It's not difficult to fill the bathtub with water. It's just common sense. Think carefully about what you have learned."

However, after thinking about it for a long time, Lihua didn't expect that she had learned the knowledge of filling the bathtub.

The mobile phone is not here, and there is no way to check online.

In this case, gravity control seems useless.

All in all, so embarrassing.

"Are we going to go out and ask Chu Wu to help?"

This idea was rejected by Lihua as soon as it was formed.

"You're kidding. If Chu Wu knew that he couldn't even fill the bathtub, wouldn't he laugh at me to death? However, it's really embarrassing for such an old man to not even have this kind of common sense in life."

"What should I do? Do you want me to take a bath in the water Chu Wu used?"

It seems unacceptable.

In fact, the bathroom also has a shower.

But taking a bath has been a habit that Rika has developed over the years.

She has mild obsessive-compulsive disorder and feels uncomfortable if she doesn't take a bath.

Lihua struggled for a long time, and finally lay down in the warm water that Chu Wu had used.

"Forget it, it looks pretty clean. It's better than being embarrassed. It's just..."

Lihua sighed, her expression a little depressed.

"I just didn't expect that I would take a bath with the bath water used by other men. If this news got out, I would just throw myself into the river."

Half an hour later, Lihua came out of the bathroom.

Chu Wu was watching TV with his legs crossed.

"This station has just received news that Master Gao De, who was in retreat a few days ago, officially came out of seclusion today. This time, Master Gao De once again lived up to expectations and created a new magic - wind erosion. At present, Master Gao De has completed 1- Compilation of level 5 wind erosion magic spells. As we all know, wind magic is a highly destructive magic system. Traditional wind magic uses strong wind to destroy the target.

Standard, but the wind erosion magic is different.Please take a look at the demonstration by Song Ling'er, the wind elf. "

Then the TV screen switches.

A sweet-looking elf was standing in front of a piece of brick.

She made gestures and silently recited magic spells.

A slight gust of wind emerged from her fingertips.

The wind was weak, no more than Category [-] wind at most.

But when the wind slowly blew over the brick, the brick slowly turned into powder.

The onlookers exclaimed.

"What a terrible destructive power! Even stones can be corroded!" someone exclaimed.

"Oh my god, I've only heard that sulfuric acid can corrode things, but I didn't expect that wind can corrode things! Doesn't this usher in a new era of magic?"

"Master Gao De is so awesome."

"Indeed, the only person worthy of the queen is Master Gao De. So who are He Jiangyang and Zhan Yun?"

"Shhh! This is a live TV broadcast. Those two are also children of famous families, so we **** should not make rash comments."

...

In front of the TV, Chu Wu watched the live TV broadcast with a calm expression.

Lihua came over in her pajamas, and she also watched the live TV broadcast.

"That kid Gao De is very powerful. He has only been in seclusion for half a month and he has come up with a brand new magic." Lihua said.

"But it's useless." Chu Wu said directly: "The effect looks shocking. However, the corrosion speed is too slow. It actually took nearly 10 minutes to corrode a brick. It has no practical value at all. Let me ask, during a life-and-death struggle , who will let you stand still and let your body be dismembered by wind erosion? Of course, I admit that this kind of magic still has great potential in other places. It’s just..."

"only?"

"It's just that the number of missing people in the Holy Elf Kingdom will increase in the future." Chu Wu said calmly.

Lihua knew what Chu Wu meant.

This kind of wind erosion magic cannot kill people in actual combat, but it can be used to dispose of corpses.

At that time, there will really be a situation where 'no one can be seen alive, no body can be seen dead'.

At this time, Chu Wu suddenly stood up and said: "It's almost midnight when the heads of state of China and the United States meet. I'll go back to my room and take a nap first."

After saying that, Chu Wu went upstairs.

Just like how Chu Wu's good figure was ignored by Lihua, Lihua took a shower and was wearing pajamas with an amazing figure, but Chu Wu didn't even look at her and went straight upstairs.

Lihua was hit hard by Chu Wu today.

Chu Wu, who was full of worries, did not notice anything strange about Lihua.

After he returned to the room, he immediately said: "Sakura, can that Gothe really see you?"

Sakura curled her lips: "How is that possible? I've met Gothe several times, and he didn't react at all to my appearance."

"Then how did he come up with these magics?"

"Hmm..." Sakura thought for a while, and then said: "He is probably indeed a super genius in the field of magic research."

Sakura paused and then said: "Chu Wu, you may not know. Over the past thousand years, more than 1000 kinds of magic have been born in the Holy Elf Kingdom, nine of which were created by men. Although they cannot use magic, they can Create magic. I don’t know exactly how they do it. I can only say that humans are indeed miraculous creatures.”

"Well..." Chu Wu's eyes flickered.

If he didn't have to rush back to China, he really wanted to get to know this Gaode.

He always felt that there were too many mysteries in Gothe.

After a while, Chu Wu shook his head.

"Forget it, don't mind your own business. My goal is to return to China before my birthday!"

At this moment, a scream from Pear Blossom suddenly came from downstairs: "Ah!"