Konoha Meat Bullet Ninja Technique
Chapter 1 Premature birth times and offline golden fingers
In Konoha 48, Choji was born prematurely, which was not normal.
Why do you say that? Because Choji knows the plot of Naruto.
Doesn't it sound weird?
Let me explain: Choji is actually a time traveler. He didn't even remember his real name.
He just thinks that his name is Choji now, that's all.
The confused Choji was lifted upside down by his little feet and slapped on his buttocks several times by the nurse. Finally he cried out in aggrievedness.
"I don't want to travel through time, I want to go home." Choji's heart-rending howl turned into a milky cry: "Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow."
The nurse who delivered the baby smiled and hugged Choji to his mother, comforting the exhausted pregnant woman: "The baby is healthy and energetic."
Choji was wrapped in a clean towel and placed next to a round woman's face.
The woman uses her not very beautiful face to smile hard and gently.
Choji, who came to a different world for the first time, was suddenly filled with a sense of security.
Dingci stared intently at the woman's face. This was his mother, a person who would love him for the rest of his life.
The woman next to her gently stretched out a finger, and Choji subconsciously reached out to hold it.
This moment is quiet and beautiful
However, the first problem that troubled Choji came faster than expected.
An interface appeared in front of him. Based on the structure of the interface, Choji judged that it was asking him to make a choice.
The problem is: he doesn’t understand Japanese
The interface started to flicker, as if the battery was out of power. Choji was still holding his mother's finger in his hand, but he subconsciously tightened it.
The interface shattered and everything returned to calm.
Choji blinked in confusion.
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The small numbers floating out of the edge of his vision went unnoticed by Choji.
Choji didn't understand the situation at all. The nurse lady had already taken him away for cleaning.
Isn’t it normal practice to use time-traveling plug-ins these days? How come I, a newborn baby, crushed the plug-in into pieces?
After finally accepting the fact of time travel in the warmth of maternal love, Dingci felt wronged again because of Goldfinger's sudden offline.
Staring at the nurse with big eyes
It wasn't that he was addicted to the gentle embrace of the nurse, but that his tear glands hadn't developed well yet and the tears couldn't flow out at all.
Choji is a premature baby, a little underweight, six pounds
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In the Akimichi clan, this is a shortcoming
Because Choji was born prematurely, nearly a month earlier than the expected date of birth, Choji's father Akimichi Choza was still on the battlefield and could not make it back.
But the name was already decided.
A small paper ring with the word "Cho" written on it was placed on the corner of the small crib. Choji knew these two characters. Now he just prays that learning Japanese will not be too difficult.
Choji grew up very quickly. It only took a month to grow from 50cm at birth to 60cm. Unfortunately, he still couldn't speak normally.
Looking forward to the stars and the moon, Choji finally got through the first half year. Choji finally learned the most basic pronunciation from his mother Akimichi Kageri.
Although he didn't know what it meant, Choji couldn't wait to start his performance.
"Ang Ang"
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Choji always felt that there was a sense of urgency urging him to do something.
The six-month-old newborn began to speak, which made his mother Akimichi Kageri very proud, and she often visited the house with Choji in her arms.
Choci also gave him face and asked him to say whatever he said, just to learn Japanese systematically as early as possible.
"Ang Ang"
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"Oh Choji is so cute"
In Konoha, where there are no kindergartens or preschools, basic education such as speaking and literacy are all owned by the same private non-profit organization, the Konoha Housewives Association.
The teaching model is mostly one-to-one private tutoring, and Chouji learns it very hard. There are no retroflex sounds, but there are five vowels, fourteen consonants, and a nasal sound. There are five combinations of single consonants.
When the eldest sister who taught Choji flattened a fifty-sound chart in front of him, Choji felt that the tadpoles seemed to have come to life, and they were all swimming around, dazzling the eyes. The complex system of honorifics made Choji feel even more bald.
But Dingji had no choice but to immerse himself in learning "foreign languages".
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One night three months later, the atmosphere of the first month had gradually faded away. After taking a shower and changing clothes, Choci was sitting on the tatami, facing the full moon. He arched his head to the end and said in a standard pronunciation: "Dear system, please Just answer my call or just give me some tips."
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A gust of cold wind blew by, and Choji shivered. The tiny numbers at the edge of the field of vision jump, feeling like a hair floating on the frame. For more than half a year, Dingci has not been able to detect this strange phenomenon.
Kicking off his legs, Choji lay back on his back. Behind him was the mattress, and Choji took the cup and covered it with him.
Dingci has tried many times during this period. No matter what he did, the interface when he was born never appeared again.
What made Choji even more frustrated was that he didn't even remember what was written on the interface at that time.
"What should I do if Goldfinger is disconnected? It's quite urgent to wait online." Choci said this sentence fluently in Japanese, then twisted his buttocks and moved himself into the warm quilt.
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The potential of people is really unimaginable. If you don’t push yourself, you don’t know what kind of talent you will be.
At least Choji didn't know that he turned out to be a Japanese prodigy who had roughly mastered daily language in three months. Literacy is still a bit difficult, but communication with others is basically no problem.
During the Chinese New Year, his father Akimichi Tingza came back once, but soon returned to the front line. The Third Ninja War is not over yet, but it has entered its end.
"You said some weird things again," Choji's mother, Akimichi Jingri, opened the door and walked in. She took out a set of large-size bedding from the closet and spread it while mumbling to Choji: "Choji, Dad will definitely come back before your birthday. What birthday gift do you want?"
Choji's precocious wisdom has been accepted by everyone. Mother Akimichi Kageri has become accustomed to normal communication with her children.
"Would you like a kunai? A wooden one will do." When he said the word "kunai", Choji's mouth was a little twitchy.
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But in the ears of mother Qiu Dao Jingli, it turned into the sound of milk.
"It is said that the patriarch of the Nara family, my comrade-in-arms, was named Nara Shikaku. After he returned home, your Aunt Yoshino took him and taught him Shishikamaru for one night. The child was only three months old."
Akimichi Kageri has a round figure but neat housework. In a few words, she spread her futon next to Choji and lay down in it.
"Your Aunt Yoshino said that Koshikamaru looks exactly like your uncle Shikaku when he was a child. In a few days, I will take you to see his little brother, okay?" Akimichi Kageri patted Choji gently and said softly. With.
Choji nodded in agreement.
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He was already a little confused. The upper and lower eyelids stick together and can no longer be separated.
Young bodies always need adequate sleep to thrive. His mother, Akimichi Kageri, was still saying something, but Choji could no longer hear her.
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