Sword narration is painful in the world

Tantaizi Lin was mesmerized by the beauty, and he never thought about how a girl could sit alone in front of a lamp in the middle of the night. He saw that the girl looked more and more beautiful and radiant in the dim light. Tantaizi Lin picks flowers. Normally, he doesn't need to use incense. He believes that his ability is higher than that of ordinary flower pickers. In addition, he thinks that if a woman is scented, even if she gets it, it won't be very interesting. She will have more breath than a dead person. . So, he came to the door and flipped the upper and lower bolts to see that they were not inserted. The boy was so happy that he pushed the door panel with his left elbow, and the door creaked open. He held the sword in his hand, raised his leg and stepped over the door, and came into the house. As soon as the girl raised her head, the two men looked at each other. The girl looked at him and sneered: "You're here." This was beyond Tantai Zilin's expectation. He thought to himself: This girl is not very old, and she is not very courageous. Ah, according to her question, she was expecting me to come. So he became bolder, and as soon as he entered the door, he said: "Ah, beauty, I'm here to see you." "Okay, come on, I knew you had to come tonight, I'm waiting for you here." "Big "Sister, we are all connected by a thin thread, not because of people but because of destiny. The two of us are destined." The girl smiled and said, "Yes, but your head is about to fall off. Do you still have any stock in your home?" "You Why are you kidding? Who has one head and two?" "Didn't you save an extra head?" "No Sakura." "Then you dare to come here with only one head? What will you do if your head falls off?" "Hey, You can really talk nonsense. If I didn't have any courage, I wouldn't kiss you. Girl, you are in your prime, but you don't know a little bit about romance." The girl shook her head and smiled again: "I know the word "cut" and "kill". Shut your mouth with this shameless thing." The girl shook her hand and typed out the book. Tantai Zilin ducked back, and the girl jumped over, and slap, it was a slap. He dodged to the side again, and the girl followed with a kick. The space in this room was too narrow, so Tantai Zilin tiptoed and jumped into Jingdang Courtyard. But before his feet could stand still, someone came from behind and kicked him on the lower back. Kicked the shit out of him. Tantai Zilin turned over when he landed on the ground. When he saw this man, he ran towards him. He hurriedly did a rabbit kick to fly like an eagle. The man stepped aside, and Tantaizi Lin stood up straight. Just as he was about to leave, the man stepped forward, picked up his collar with his hand, slapped his sweeper leg underneath, and threw him again. Big fall. This sweeper's kick is so powerful that even someone a generation above Tantai Zilin would not be able to dodge it. As soon as Tantai Zi Lin got up, the girl flew in front of him, kicked him hard in the back, and then kicked him hard. As soon as Tantai Zilin stood up, this person kicked him over again. Ah, another one came over there and intercepted him. So, two old men and a girl took turns kicking Tantai Zilin until he lay down and stood up. After standing up, he lay down obediently. In the end, he had no energy to stand up. At this time, the girl was happy and shouted: "Dad, look how fun it is." An old man said strangely: "You stinky girl, it's so shameless. This is all because of your mother's habit of you." This time, Picking flowers in the Tantaizi forest, it seems that you have found a place. These two old men in Henan are known to everyone about the green forests and rivers and lakes. When Tantai Zilin first arrived here, he was obsessed with sex and went so far as to stir up trouble on Tai Sui's head. How could he be the one to blame? This is called doing it for oneself. It turns out that the surname of this family is Guan, and the eldest brother is nicknamed as "Stepping on the wind and dust without any hindrance", and his given name is Shaoting. These two old brothers are just guarding a girl who is like the apple of their eye. People in the past believed in superstition. The two elders thought that the sword head had no eyes and killed a good person by mistake. Otherwise, when they are thirty, even their sons who continue to produce cigarettes will be dead. No, she is just such a precious girl. She has been pampered since she was a child. She is really untouchable, untouchable and willful. The girl's name is Mei Ji. She is seventeen years old this year. This girl is known as Sai Mulan. She has the courage of Hua Mulan and the hobbies of Hua Mulan. She often disguises herself as a man and goes out to play. Sometimes she just wears women's clothes when she is happy. out. The two brothers taught Meiji a lot of good skills. Therefore, there are many people who don't care about their lives when they see beauty, and they often beat Meiji until her nose is bruised and her face is swollen. Tantai Zilin didn't know this, so he was very proud to see such a beautiful woman and followed him. Meiji came back and told her father and second uncle about the matter. At that time, Monk Daoyue from Wenshu Monastery in Mount Wutai was visiting his home. Monk Daoyue had a close relationship with the two elders from Henan, and they were like-minded friends. The uncle asked Meiji: "Go out and wipe off that mark. What are you doing with such a person?" Meiji disagreed after hearing this: "Dad, I have to do it today." "You can't teach this Wang An a lesson." "Why?" "This Wang An is not bad. He is a martial arts practitioner. According to my daughter, his kung fu is extraordinary. He has been taught by a high priest. When he followed me, he walked on his toes. It's very light." Elder Dao Yue advised her: "Forget it, give him some strength and let him change his ways." "Uncle Monk, this has nothing to do with you. Give me the principal wife, and he will change his mind today. I have to come late." Dao Yue saw that this beautiful girl was willful, and also knew that the two heroes of the Guan family loved this girl very much, so there was nothing wrong with her. Just like that, this Tantaizi Lin was fooled and let the second elder play football with this girl Meiji. He couldn't run away even if he wanted to, and he couldn't get up even if he tried. He was so embarrassed and humiliated. At this time, there were He wanted to crawl into a mouse hole. However, everything was too late, and he deserved to be punished. Then he saw Uncle Guan glared and cursed: "All kinds of evil are the first, and all kinds of good deeds are the first. If young people don't follow the right path, if you dare to do this, girl, what do you think you will do?" Guan Meiji spat and said: "Cut off his ears and feed them to dogs, chop off his nose and feed them to sparrows, pull off his eyelids, and I will let him see women without caring about his life again." When his father heard this : "Girl, what are you going to do with me? Just teach him a lesson." Elder Dao Yue came at this time. Dao Yue took a look at Tantai Zilin by the moonlight. She was only in her early thirties. He has the waist of a wasp, big arms and thin waist, and his body is full of energy, but now he has become a mud monkey, rolling back and forth underground. Dao Yue felt pity and thought that you two have spoiled the girl to the point of being spoiled. She must have looked at her first, and they followed her. In fact, Dao Yue didn't know that Tantai Zilin was a flower picker, so he came over and brought him into the house. Tantai Zilin saw that the monk was quite charitable, and quickly knelt on the ground, kowtowing like a chicken pecking at rice, begging for his life, and looked particularly pitiful. Dao Yue asked: "Who is your surname?" "My surname is Tantai, and my name is Zilin." "Who is your master?" So, Tantai Zilin reported the name of Du Lingchun, the flower stick. "Oh, since you are the apprentice of Mr. Du Xia Ke, how could you do such a thing?" Is Tantai Zilin still able to tell the truth? Seeing that my sister was impulsive, I am really guilty. Master, please be merciful and make it convenient for me. Please forgive me this time..."