Salted fish should also be Hokage

Early morning in Konoha Village.

Chitou was walking aimlessly on the street with his hands in his pockets, yawning.

It was obviously a holiday, but because of the gossip that my mother heard somewhere, saying that she refused to practice with Uncle Jiraiya, she woke him up early in the morning by tugging on his ears.

After a dispute, both parties realized that they were talking about chickens and ducks, and they completely let go of their fists.

Kuroshima Yuma used his fists to hit people, but Akado used his feet to escape.

After being chased for three streets, Kuroshima Yuma was finally stopped by ninjas patrolling the roadside.

"I'm so tired. I read comics so late last night, and I had to get up early this morning. This kind of rest is as uncomfortable as going on a mission."

Chido scratched the messy hair on his head with dull eyes.

"What to do now?"

Chitang shook his head, trying to wake himself up and find something boring to do to pass the time.

Since it was early in the morning, the streets in the village were temporarily empty, with only a few breakfast shops working hard to prepare food.

"Boss, here are two meat buns and a bottle of milk. No need to heat the milk."

"okay"

After paying the bill, Akado carried his breakfast to Shikamaru's secret stronghold.

"What's going on?"

Looking at the dirty rooftop, the corners of Chitang's mouth twitched involuntarily.

In addition to the platform where Shikamaru always liked to lie down, snack packaging bags were littered on the floor. In addition, there were scattered cigarette butts and discarded tea rice.

"Choji and Asuma are just as slovenly as they look."

Chi Tang complained while stroking his forehead, then put down his breakfast and picked up the broom in the corner to clean up.

Sitting cross-legged on the platform, sucking milk comfortably, looking at the cleaning results that he completed in a short time, Chitou sighed comfortably: "With this efficiency, I can retire at the age of 35 in the ninja profession, and I can just open a cleaning company." The company is the industry leader.”

The sun gradually climbed up, and the streets began to feel noisy.

On the rooftop, after eating breakfast, Akado held his head with both hands and lay in the position Shikamaru always liked to lie down, enjoying the wind and leisurely watching the clouds drift away.

"Sure enough, combining work and rest is the life that normal people should have."

After taking a nap for a while, Chitang squinted his eyes comfortably and sighed.

“However, I always feel like something is missing.”

Chitang slowly stood up and sat cross-legged on the platform to think.

"Forget it, let's go for a walk on the street."

Chitang couldn't think of anything. After pondering for a while, he twisted his neck and left the rooftop leisurely.

Women buying vegetables, vendors haggling, children rushing to school

Ever since he became a ninja, Chido hasn't walked around the streets so leisurely for a long time.

By chance, he came to the door of a bookstore in Konoha. Looking at the store that opened early, Chido walked in with interest.

Chido propped his chin with one hand and looked at the dazzling array of books.

Natural selection and metaphysical dialectical thinking

哲学

Chitang frowned and flipped through a few pages quickly, but he couldn't understand it.

The first year of Konoha, the 10 years that determined the development of Konoha

history

Chitou simply ignored it, not interested.

Konohagakure Village Rules and Regulations, Women’s Protection of Rights and Interests

law

Chitang glanced at the title of the book a few times and walked away. He didn't need to understand these things yet.

About my time as a security guard at a girls' school and the health teacher in the school

Looking at the books hidden on the top of the bookshelf, Chitang frowned and stopped.

"Vulgar, vulgar and kitsch"

"Ahem, please help me pack these books."

The bookstore owner raised his eyelids when he heard the sound, and saw a white-haired ninja wearing a mask covering his right eye, holding a pile of 18-ban books in his hand.

"Wait a minute." The boss took out a form from under the table. "Recently, the village has stipulated that in order to avoid spreading among teenagers and the underground black market, if you want to buy these, you need to fill in your name and show your name on this form. Documents that prove your identity.”

"Well" Chitang scratched his head helplessly, "Why didn't I hear this rule when I came here to buy these before?"

The bookstore owner also said helplessly: "There is no way, the management in this area has been strict recently. I heard that the consultant elder in the village found a lot of things in his grandson's room. He issued this decree in anger, which caused me this period." A lot of business was lost over time.”

The corner of Chitang's mouth twitched a few times. This dead old man

"Hey, show me your ID quickly."

"Okay, wait a minute, boss. I'll look for you first."

Chitang pretended to take out the ninja manual in his arms, tampered with it secretly, and then handed it to the bookstore owner.

"Hatake Kakashi, ninja number 27149."

The boss took out a pen and filled in the information on the certificate into the form.

"All right."

Seeing that his boss did not review the fabricated content, Chitang took back the ninja manual with a guilty conscience, paid him the money, and left in a hurry.

"Call for danger"

Chitang wiped the cold sweat on his face. He didn't expect the old man to be so good at what he did. He would kill his own spiritual food as soon as he made a move. He had to come to his house to change his reading glasses when he found time.

"Kakashi"

Hearing someone calling Kakashi's name behind him, Chido turned his head in confusion.

Kai was also looking at him in surprise.

Okay, so it’s you, a young kid

Akado released his transformation spell and glared at Gai angrily.

Kai's eyelids suddenly jumped when he saw Kakashi in front of him suddenly turned into Chido. It was not good.

"Hi Chitou, long time no see. Are you here for morning exercise too?"

"It's not just morning exercises, I even experienced a real battle just now."

Chi Tangpi replied with a smile.

"Is that so haha"

Kai didn't answer Chitang's criticism at all, stroking his shiny black hair and smiling shamelessly.

嘶

Faced with Kai like this, Chitang had no choice but to speak.

"Akado, why did you look like Kakashi just now?"

Before Chitou had a chance to quarrel with Kai for a while, he asked about his weakness with this sentence.

After pondering for a moment, Chitou said paradoxically: "Well, this question seems simple, but in fact what I want to say is very complicated. Anyway, it is enough to know that I am doing this to promote the development of Konoha's GDP and not to do anything bad. "

Seeing Chitang's cryptic expression, Kai touched his smooth chin and looked at him suspiciously.

"I always feel like you look suspicious. Are you Chido?"

"Teacher Kai, have you arrested too many undercover agents? Now, even I am doubting it." Akado took out his ninja manual, "Look out for Konoha genin Akado, ninja number 102558."

"Well" Kai looked at his ninja manual seriously, nodded, glanced at the bag in Chido's hand, and then asked curiously: "Chido, what are you holding in your hand?"

"A resource book on biomedical aspects."

Chi Tang said with a serious face.

"Really? I've been very interested in this recently. Can you lend it to me?"

Seeing Kai's thick eyebrows getting closer and closer, Chitang hid the bag behind his back.

"Not now, I haven't studied it thoroughly yet."

"Don't be so stingy. Just lend me a copy."

Seeing Chitang's expression of indifference, Kai was already ready to pick it up.

Just then, Anbu suddenly appeared.

"Kai Jounin, the village emergency executive committee is summoning the available jounin in the village."

Kai stopped and nodded seriously to the ANBU.

"I see."

Seeing that his belongings were not exposed, Chitang secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

"And Chido, the committee is also looking for you."

Anbu said immediately.

Before he could finish his breath, Chitang stopped and pointed at himself in surprise.

"Why didn't you say we were summoning Jonin?"

"I don't know either. You'll understand when you get there." Anbu responded coldly.

"Then can I go home and put something away first?"

Chido lifted the opaque bag in his hand.

"No, the instruction given to me by the committee is an urgent call. Now I need you to rush there immediately."

Akado:

"Akado, let's go"

"Ok."

Looking at Kai who was full of energy next to him, Chitang had a bad feeling in his heart for some reason.