Salted fish should also be Hokage

"Akado, Akado, wake up, wake up, wake up"

Chido was pushed awake from his sleep, and he opened his eyes unhappily. What greeted him was two bright shades of green, two funny kappa heads, and four eye-catching thick eyebrows.

Kuroshima Akado:

When I closed my eyes, I was worried about who I was missing. When I opened my eyes, I saw someone who was so fucking super doubled.

Nightmare Nightmare Chitou quickly closed his eyes.

"Teacher Kai, he seemed to have opened his eyes just now."

"Well, you're right, it seems we still have to find Yuzhen-senpai."

Are you bothered? Since the last life, Chitou has hated people who call their parents the first time they come up. There is absolutely nothing they can do about it.

Chitang sat up straight, and the two people in front of him were obviously startled.

After smoothing his messy hair, Chitang said unhappily: "Teacher Kai, if you want to come, please tell me a day in advance, otherwise I won't be prepared."

Kai touched his head and laughed loudly, and said: "It doesn't matter, the tasks are relatively heavy recently, and the coming and going time will not be too fixed. Come, let me introduce to you, this is my new apprentice, called Li Locke."

"H-Senior, hello." Li was very nervous facing Chitang and stuttered a bit.

Chitang looked at the young man in front of him who looked and dressed a lot like Kai. His mind was in a mess and he responded mechanically: "Hello."

"Li, Chido is not your senior. As far as I know, he is one grade below you in the ninja school." Kai patted Xiao Li on the shoulder and explained to him.

Xiao Li said with a serious face: "Teacher Kai, as long as Chitang studies with you earlier than me, he will be my lifelong senior."

"Li, the most important thing for us martial arts practitioners is to respect our teachers. It seems to me that you have completely understood it." Kai said, tears and snot bursting out of his nose all at once.

"Teacher Kai" Xiao Li was infected by Kai's emotions and burst into tears.

Chitang stood aside, holding a water glass in his left hand and a toothbrush in his right hand. He watched the two masters and apprentices playing tricks with empty eyes. Although he didn't know where he got excited, he just watched the tears and snot spraying randomly in his room. Still can't help but say "Have a good life"

Morning exercise seems to have two similar attributes bonus. Kai found Xiao Li, and his blood nearly doubled, while Chitou found Unomi, and his powerless dead fish eyes gained another pair.

"Are they two going to work so hard so early in the morning?" Unomi couldn't help complaining as she followed Kai and Master Xiao Li tiredly.

Hearing Unomi's words, Chitou looked away from the scenery and glanced at the passionate master and apprentice who had already run around Konoha 10 times. The bulging veins, red cheeks, and pale lips didn't seem right. ah

Chitou quickly sped up and caught up.

"Teacher Kai, wait, wait, wait"

Kai and Xiao Li heard Chitang's call, stopped their progress, and turned their heads to look at Chitang in confusion.

"Looking at Xiao Li's performance, his body seems to have reached its limit. Let's take a rest."

Kai turned back to look at Xiao Li, nodded solemnly, and said, "You should rest for a while, Li. If you feel uncomfortable in the future, you must say it and don't keep it in your heart."

After listening to Kai's words, Xiao Li raised his right hand to give a thumbs up, and said with a smile: "Teacher Kai, I'm fine, everything is fine, let's continue." After that, two streams of bright nosebleeds flowed out of his nostrils. , dripping on the ground.

Metkai, Chitang: ""

Seeing this, Chitang said weakly: "I think it's better to take a rest."

Xiao Li turned over and stood in front of the two of them. He wiped the nosebleed without caring, then sniffed and said, "It's okay now."

Five seconds later, Chitang took a low-legged position under the shade of a tree and slowly let Xiao Li lie down on Kai, then unbuttoned his collar and loosened his belt.

Kai knelt down and massaged Xiao Li's philtrum and Neiguan points, stimulating him and trying to keep him awake as much as possible. Unomi went to the nearby woods, found some banana leaves, and made a large fan. She stood not far away and fanned it to make Li feel cooler.

Under the quick first aid of several people, Xiao Li slowly opened his eyes.

Chitang held Xiao Li's eyelids and lowered his head to observe. Fortunately, there were some fluctuations, but not completely scattered. Then, Xiao Li began to twitch. Chitang and Kai tried their best to massage the nerves in Xiao Li's limbs, trying to calm him down.

Touching Xiao Li's cold sweat, and considering the amount of sweat he was sweating, Chitang hurriedly stopped Unomi, who was fanning herself, and told her to go to the nearest market to buy some salt water. Unomi nodded, turned around and ran towards the village.

After Unomi came back, Xiao Li had regained his basic consciousness and was lying weakly next to the tree.

"I'm back." Unomi handed the salt water in his hand to Chi Tang. Chi Tang wanted to feed Xiao Li a drink directly, but he insisted on doing it himself. Chi Tang could only tighten the cap of the bottle and give it to Xiao Li.

As Chitang expected, Xiao Li's hand couldn't stop shaking as soon as he took the water bottle. Before he could get it closer, he could no longer hold the water bottle. The water bottle fell directly to the ground, and rolled into Chitang's hand again under Xiao Li's disappointed eyes.

Chitang unscrewed the cap of the bottle, pointed the mouth of the bottle towards Xiao Li's mouth, and slowly poured the salt water down.

"Sometimes, don't be so stubborn. I'm not pitying you, but helping you. It's not shameful to accept the kindness of others." Looking at Xiao Li's blushing face, Chitang comforted him patiently.

"I didn't mean that..." Li lowered his head and explained feebly as if Chitang had spoken to his heart.

"Li, just cry when you want to cry. When you cry until everyone becomes ugly, I will cry uglier than you. As long as this is the case. Rather than holding on for the sake of your own face, it is better to just cry. In this way, by accepting help from others and working together, it doesn't matter even if you are a little worse than others at the beginning." Metkai stood in the sun, folded his arms and said to Xiao Li seriously.

"Because I'm ready to grow up with you." After the words fell, the iconic big white teeth flash light came on and blinded Chitang's eyes.

Xiao Li stared at Kai, who looked unusually tall in the sunlight, his eyes full of admiration and trust, and tears burst out from his eyes.

"Master Kai"

Chitang stood aside and touched his head helplessly. Why did these two living treasures hug each other again? Thinking about the future training, the two masters and apprentices would hug each other for youth every now and then. Chitang had an unusual headache. However, thinking that there is Unomi beside him who can accompany him with his headache, Chido feels better again.

Chitou turned around and saw Unomi's eyes were wet, her forehead

"Are you crying?" Chitang asked cautiously, as if he was the only normal person among the four people here.

"No," Unomi wiped her tears and denied firmly.

"I obviously saw you crying"

"Sluggish" Unomi gritted her teeth and gave him a kick when she saw that Chitou was so confused.

"Hey, I'm warning you, don't touch me again, I'm going to resist." Chitang prides himself on not being an honest person and cannot be bullied like this.

"Hmph" Uno opened her eyes, raised her fist and flew towards Chitou.

"Teacher Kai, you two seniors are so strong," Xiao Li said with envy as he regained his strength, standing aside and watching Akado and Unomi's back-and-forth moves.

"Hmph, Li, as long as you study with me, you will be like them and become a powerful ninja in the future." Kai said with certainty, touching Li's kappa head.

"Yeah, but, Teacher Kai."

"What's wrong"

"Akado-senpai, are you really okay?"

"Yeah." Kaiding took a quick look and found Chitang rolling helplessly on the ground holding his belly.

"What happened to Chitang?" Kai hurriedly took Xiao Li forward to check.

"Oh~oh" Chido groaned in pain while holding his most important part. Unomi stood aside guiltily and looked at him worriedly.

"Yeah." Seeing this situation, Metkai and Xiao Li could only respond in silence.

Metkai patted Chitang on the shoulder and comforted him: "Don't worry, as long as you don't faint, you will definitely get better."

Chitang: I want a hammer to comfort me. Please teach your niece quickly.