Salted fish should also be Hokage

"Drink huh huh huh"

Kuroshima Akado sat up straight on the tatami, panting heavily, patting his cheeks with both hands, and sweating all over the quilt. It was no wonder, after all, he had nightmares several times every month.

Kuroshima Akado once tried to ask his parents if he had been sealed by a ninja. Under his mother's strange eyes, his father told him earnestly not to think too much and to drink more hot water.

Seeing that his parents were unwilling to talk about his affairs, Kuroshima Akado didn't hesitate and just treated it as going to a haunted house to watch ghost movies every month.

Kuroshima Akado changed his clothes, rinsed his mouth and brushed his teeth. Because his father went to open a shop and his mother went to work, the house was empty except for breakfast and lunch lunch on the dining table.

After devouring it, Kuroshima Akado put the lunch box into his school bag, stuffed a few books indiscriminately, and hurried to school.

On the way, the sharp-eyed Kuroshima Chido saw a watermelon head in tight clothes walking upside down.

"Uncle Yokai"

"Hey Akado, are you going to school?" I don't know if it's an illusion. Every time Kuroshima Akado sees Uncle Kai's smile, his eyes flash inexplicably. Is this the power of the Blood Succession Limit?

After being stunned for a moment, Kuroshima Chido nodded to Uncle Kai and said, "Yes, Uncle Kai, time is tight, I'll leave first."

"Goodbye boy Akado's enthusiasm for learning is so high that I can't let him down and jump around the village ten times again. This is youth, woo woo woo."

Kuroshima Chitou looked at Uncle Kai not far away and muttered to himself for a while, then suddenly jumped away with tears streaming down his face like a shot of chicken blood. He was a little confused, shook his head and continued on his way.

Entering the classroom, Kuroshima Chido nimbly dodged the blackboard eraser on the door, ignored Naruto's loud shouting, threw his schoolbag on the desk, and ran to the next table to find Ino.

"Ino, have you done your homework?"

Ino looked back at Sasuke with red-hearted eyes, nodded and said, "I did it, but now I'm at Shikamaru's."

Akado turned his head and found Shikamaru with his head buried in the book, writing furiously, and curled his lips in displeasure.

"Damn pineapple head"

Seeing Chitou's anxious look, Ino shook his head helplessly and spread his hands to indicate that he could only borrow it from someone else.

Akado looked around and saw the stinky prince Sasuke by the window, attracting the attention of many girls in the class, and then walked forward.

"Sasuke, I have something to trouble you with."

"Yes." Sasuke raised his head and glanced at Akado.

"I'd like to trouble you if you can lend me your homework for reference." Chitang clasped his hands together and asked sincerely for help.

"I won't borrow it." After saying this, Sasuke withdrew his gaze from Chitou and looked out the window again.

Chido's face was ashen, and Naruto's shout came from behind again.

"Akado, ignore that bastard Sasuke, let's prank Mr. Iruka."

Chitou weakly moved away from Naruto's excited face, raised his head, and at a glance, he found that more than half of the entire class was copying homework.

Hehe, is this the future of Konoha? It’s really funny.

"Hey Akado, you bastard, why don't you ignore me?" Naruto saw Akado repeatedly ignoring him and rushed towards him angrily.

......

He stretched his muscles a little and relaxed his mood, ignoring Naruto who was lying on the ground twitching. Chitang sat back in his seat and opened his homework. It is better to ask for others than to ask for yourself. Nothing is difficult in the world, only those who are willing to do so

"The first question...choosing c is not a multiple-choice question..."

After staring for a long time, Chitang decisively gave up on his homework and decided to lie down on the table until he was called out.

After the school bell rang, there were two more people in the corridor.

"Akado, it's so boring. Let's go eat ramen." Naruto took the initiative to suggest when he saw Akado leaning against the wall motionless, like a salted fish.

Chitou opened his eyes and looked at the escaping idiot in front of him. Although he had never seen Naruto in detail, he was far from imagining that he was the male protagonist of that famous manga. Isn't Naruto a hot-blooded show? Is there something wrong?

"What about Chido, don't look at me like that?" Naruto complained dissatisfiedly when he looked up and saw Chido's look at him looking like a fool.

Chido sighed and said: "Naruto, we ran to eat ramen at this time last time, and then we were arrested on the spot by Mr. Iruka. You won't forget it, right?"

"Ah, is there such a thing?" Naruto scratched his head with a smile.

Chido rolled his eyes helplessly. He really needed to be calm when talking to a stupid idiot, otherwise he would definitely have early menopause like Mr. Iruka.

......

Less than five minutes passed.

"It's so boring, Chido, let's go outside and play" Naruto followed Chido's example and leaned against the wall, resting his head on his arms.

Chido leaned against the wall and dozed off with his head down. When he heard Naruto's voice, he lazily replied: "I won't go."

"You are a coward." Seeing that Chi Tang was unwilling to accompany him, Naruto made a face and laughed at Chi Tang, then crept away.

It was finally a lot quieter around him. Chitang felt the warm spring breeze and slowly fell into a deep sleep.

......

"Black Island Akado"

Chido was awakened from his sleep with murderous intent, and subconsciously reached for the ninja bag on his belt.

When he saw Iruka standing in front of him with a black face, he hurriedly wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth and stood up straight.

"Ms. Iruka"

Iruka stood in Chitang with a green face, glanced around, and asked in a deep voice: "Where is Naruto?"

The corner of Chitang's mouth twitched feebly a few times. Why did this idiot disappear again? Facing Iruka's cannibalistic gaze, he muttered: "I don't know either."

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After being struck by Iruka's iron fist on the head, Chitang reluctantly followed Iruka on a journey to find Naruto.

Chitang took Iruka to find several places where Naruto often went, but he could not see Naruto. The sun was setting and it was almost getting dark. Iruka was just about to let Chitou go home first and then look for him when an ANBU wearing a mask appeared in front of him.

"Iruka, Lord Hokage ordered to capture Naruto and solve Naruto's mischief on the Hokage Rock." After saying that, the person disappeared with a "shoo".

When Iruka heard that the news had reached the Hokage-sama, he didn't even bother to let Akado go home, and asked him to speed up and rush to the Hokage Rock.

When Iruka and Chitou arrived at the Hokage Rock, Chitang looked at the colorful statue on his head and couldn't help but admired in a low voice: "This is art." After that, he turned his head and looked at Iruka. , just one look, Chitang was so frightened that he turned around and acted like a good baby.

How to describe Iruka's face? Forgive Chitou for his lack of education. He can't find the right words to describe it in his mind. The fact that human faces can have so many colors can only appear on the faces of his parents when Chitou is practicing Fire Release at home.

"If I catch this guy Naruto, I must teach him a lesson." Iruka looked into the distance with a ferocious expression.

Following Iruka's gaze, Chitang also vaguely saw the little yellow hair sitting leisurely on the mountain.

He committed a crime and did not flee the scene of the crime. He is indeed a fool with little brains. Lord, may you bless this ignorant fool in heaven

After Akado made the sign of the cross on his chest, he followed Iruka's fast pace and rushed towards the mountain.