Salted fish should also be Hokage

"Uncle Yokai"

"Well, are you Akado?" Kai stopped and rubbed his chin with his right hand, looking at the inhuman boy in front of him.

"It's me." Chitang touched his face. A stinging pain made him frown, and his dilapidated face suddenly became extremely distorted.

Damn man, how can any parent in this world slap their children in the face?

After thinking for a while, Kai, who was trapped in his own world, burst into tears. Chitang nodded slightly awkwardly and left in a hurry.

"This is youth" and "I can't be left behind" were faintly heard not far away, which made Chitang speed up. Is this the Jonin of Konoha? He must not become such an adult when he grows up.

......

Chido opened the door and entered the classroom.

The lively environment suddenly turned silent. Chitang raised his head and found that his classmates were staring at him in stunned silence, and then lowered his head.

Within three seconds, a burst of hearty laughter erupted in the classroom, among which Naruto laughed the loudest. He didn't look like he was hugging Chitou and crying last night.

Chido curled his lips in disdain and sat back down. During this period, he actually saw a faint smile on the corner of Sasuke's mouth. When I learn the physical skills of my wife, I will beat you bastards one by one and cry.

As soon as the class time came, Iruka walked to the podium with this teaching in his arms, looked down and counted the heads as usual, and then found Zhutou Tang. He was stunned for a moment, the corners of his mouth curved slightly, he coughed twice, and started lecture.

Dust in the sun danced in the classroom that had been used before it could be cleaned, and a faint musty smell remained in the classroom. Chido frowned. The one on duty last night must have been sneaking around while Mr. Iruka ran out to find Naruto. Gently turning his head in another direction, he immediately saw that he was not lying alone. Kiba, Shikamaru, and Choji were sleeping well. Naruto stopped talking and started snoring. Look up, you bastards, didn't you see Iruka-sensei's livid face?

"Naruto Shikamaru Chojiga, the four of you, get out of here." When Iruka yelled angrily, the four little brats walked out of the classroom in a hurry. No, there was a dog lying on top of Tojiga.

"And you, Chitou, please get out of here too."

Chitou pointed at himself and looked at Iruka in surprise, obviously I was already up.

"Get out"

"Hey" Chido hurriedly ran out to find Naruto and his group.

As soon as Chitou went out, he saw this group of people chatting and spanking. They didn't look like they were being punished at all. He couldn't help but feel sad. Is this the future of Konoha? There is no bright future at all, okay?

"Akado, you're here too" Naruto looked happy to see him.

This is not something to be happy about at all. Sure enough, I’d better change my friends. Oh no, I should probably change my career. My mother will beat me to death. Life is still difficult after all.

Chido sighed and ignored Naruto who was chattering beside him. He raised his head and looked at the sky. He really envied Yun for being so leisurely.

Shikamaru was originally looking at the clouds with his pockets in his pockets, but after catching a glimpse of Akado doing the same thing as him, he asked with interest: "You also like to watch clouds?"

Chitang looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, without moving, and said: "Don't you think Yun is very leisurely? You don't have to do anything, just the wind blows gently, and you can go anywhere. I'm so envious."

After hearing what Akado said, Shikamaru smiled. There was actually a like-minded partner in Konoha who had the same interests as him. He invited Akado: "I have a secret base, where you can watch the clouds very comfortably. , do you want to go and see it together?"

Yo Chitang turned his head curiously. The pineapple head in front of him rarely invited him once. He usually stopped talking and even looked at you with the smell of dead fish.

"Okay." Chitang himself wanted to see where the secret base mentioned by this trouble-shy pineapple head was.

Shikamaru waved and motioned to follow him, and said to the other three people: "You guys can come too." After that, he pushed open the window and turned over, falling into the ground.

The journey of escaping from the school was not smooth, but Shikamaru and his gang fully demonstrated the knowledge they learned from their teachers about stealth, investigation, and movement skills. When they finally left the school, the gang even threatened them with force to witness their "escape". "Jail" little brat. Akado held the snatched lollipop in his mouth and shook his head with a headache. If Mr. Iruka knew that the students he taught were doing this kind of thing with the knowledge they learned, he would probably ask the third generation to resign directly.

Shikamaru led Akado and his gang up to a high-rise building and pushed open the iron door of the rooftop. The gentle breeze blew in their faces, bringing with them the breath of life of green grass. Chitang's group of five people and one dog closed their eyes and took a deep breath, as if the whole world had become quiet.

Akado opened his eyes, looked at Shikamaru with a smile and said: "I think this place is heaven."

Shikamaru shook his head, led them inside, then lay down on the pavilion, let out a lazy groan, and said with a smile: "This is paradise."

Chitang also lay down on it. There was not much sunlight, so he could squint and look at the sky. The two of them were like friends for many years, freeing their minds and not disturbing each other.

The casual white clouds in the sky, the "click" sound of Choji biting potato chips beside him, and the sounds of Naruto, Kiba, and Akamaru playing not far away. The comfortable environment made Akado doze off comfortably.

"Red Hall"

Chitang heard someone calling him, and he opened his eyes in a daze, and saw a figure wearing a white cloak and a tanuki mask on his face.

Shikamaru sat up from the side, supported his head with his right hand, and said as if he was sleepy: "Akado, you know she is an ANBU of Konoha in this outfit."

The Konoha Anbu ignored the other people, stared at Chitang with a pair of ferocious eyes, and said word by word: "I remember you should be in class at this time, right?"

After the ninja finished speaking, he walked forward step by step. The strong murderous aura emanating from his body made the four of them tremble and not dare to move.

Chitang swallowed his saliva and smiled reluctantly: "Brothers, I seem to know who she is."

"Who is it?" Shikamaru felt his feet and stomach trembling. This feeling was like making his mother angry at home. Ah, could it be

"It's my mother, run away." Chitang thought not to harm his friends, so he secretly bit the tip of his tongue and ran away. Everyone was calmed down by this shout and fled in all directions.

Yuzhen sneered and pulled out the long knife from behind. In an instant, with a flash, four people and one dog fell to the ground.

Chitang finally raised his head and looked at the back of his mother with the knife in front of him. The last thought flashed through his mind. Although he was the one who fell, he had to admit that his mother was so handsome at that moment.

Kuroshima Yuma turned around and picked up the children one by one, the ones from the Nara family, the Akimichi family, the Inuzuka family, and the Kyuubi looked at his silly kid with a shocked expression. This kid is so good at making friends. Thinking that I still have tasks, I can only tie a few boys together in a general way, hang them upside down upstairs, and let them reflect on it. This will save them running around in class later and pick them up at noon.

Night is coming quietly, the crescent moon is like a hook, summer insects are chirping, and several figures are hanging down on the tall buildings, swaying by the wind.

"Chitang, will your mother come and let us go?" He couldn't help but ask as his teeth were itching all over due to insect bites.

Chitang thought about his mother, who has become increasingly unreliable in recent years, and said with lowered eyes, "It depends on what time she comes home for dinner today."

"Ah, can someone put me down?" Naruto couldn't bear the torture of being unable to move, and he swayed wildly and shouted for help.

......

Kuroshima Yuma lay on the table, forced his eyes open, and yawned several times. He wanted to go home early countless times, but he was stared at by the assistant next to him with a death gaze. His bright eyes seemed to say that you don't care about these documents. Give it a try

Kuroshima Yuma held his head and complained loudly, then picked up the report on the table and looked at it ferociously, as if he wanted to see the flowers, and then quickly slid down on the seat, pouted and murmured Said: "I am ANBU, I want to get a knife, I want to go home and have dinner."

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Kuroshima Mu placed the food on the table. After waiting for a long time, he could not wait for his wife and son. He reluctantly picked up the shamisen and sat in the living room at home to play it gently. The loneliness of the middle-aged man was slowly saddened. The melody tells that it is carried far, far away by the north wind...