Pirate Mall

"The task has been unlocked for the host: Defeat the Sig Bandit King, the reward points will be increased by one. The bounty will be calculated separately."

Gosh, you actually asked me to defeat that bandit who "holds a bottle of wine in his hand and wields the Yonko, and steps on the future Pirate King"

No, why is this guy not dead yet? Wasn't he killed by the King of the Sea? Could this be the legendary One Piece "law of the undead without seeing the body"?

That won't work either. They have a bounty of eight million, and the younger brother sitting down has a few hundred. Even though I have small arms, legs, and a small body, ten thousand transparent holes have to be dug out.

It is indeed an insidious system.

A series of complaints spewed out of Li Zhe's mouth. I knew that with the urinary nature of my system, I would never be able to let myself give up on this task.

"Forget it, don't I still have a fighting spirit?" Li Zhe encouraged himself, "Come out, my domineering spirit."

As soon as he finished speaking, there was no steel arm as imagined, nor the sonorous sound of armed colors appearing.

"Mom, that person is so childish." A child's "sincere" words reached Li Zhe's ears.

"System, system, you came out and agreed to the armed color, but the ten million has been embezzled by you."

"Host, please don't tarnish the personality of this system. Things like armed color are made through hard work. You just want to spend some money to have it. What good things are you thinking about?"

Hearing the system's mad rebuke to him, it was hard to express what he was saying about breaking the system. How could anyone treat his master like this?

However, Li Zhe is not someone to be bullied easily, and he cannot afford to suffer such a dumb loss in vain.

"Then you mean that my weapons are in vain."

An angry voice roared out of Li Zhe's mouth.

"Ahem, of course not. You should just practice your physical fitness now. As for when the weapons will change color, you can slowly upgrade them."

Hearing that the system was trying to throw the blame away, Li Zhe almost spat out a mouthful of blood.

"Forget it, in view of the mistake of this system, this is to reward you with an extra point." The system seemed a little embarrassed and said sincerely.

"Deal," Li Zhehou replied anxiously. The goal was achieved, and he couldn't let the system go back on it again.

Of course he knew that armed colors were not easy to possess, but if he did not benefit from them, he would be sorry for his two lifetimes of wisdom.

Seeing that the system was in place, Li Zhe naturally couldn't let the duck fly. This was what Luffy taught him.

"The host's shameless routine system will slowly take revenge in the future."

I want to take revenge on myself. I have the halo of the protagonist. Of course, those four emperors and seven warriors are not my cup of tea. Just leave these people to Lu Bao. Today I won’t beat up those four emperors and seven filthy seas. If I want to, I will. Start with the king

"The host has time to chat here, why not think about how to kill the Bandit King?" The cold system voice sounded again, and then there was no movement at all.

"Hey, it's an unreliable system. It seems that you have to rely on yourself at the critical moment." Li Zhe also cursed secretly in his heart again.

What should I do? With my useless strength, it looks like I have to use the secret of One Piece.

One Piece Rule 1: Only when you are full can you have the strength to fight

Look at Luffy, how can he show his true strength when he's not full?

On the street, in a restaurant

"Woooo Minai, let's have another plate"

Li Zhe could think about it, maybe it was due to the influence of Luffy and the others for more than ten years. Everyone was a guy who would put his life in front of a meal, and he had to be the kind who wanted to have sex with everyone.

咚

Suddenly a loud noise reached the ears of Li Zhe who was enjoying his meal. The sound was quite loud, and it even caused some pain in his ears.

Li Zhe also reluctantly put down the food in his hand and looked at the door impatiently.

A group of gangsters dressed very casually were standing at the door and shouted arrogantly: "Bring up all the good food and drinks" and as they said this, they had already walked up to Li Zhe.

"Hey, kid, get out of the way."

Li Zhe pretended to be calm and silently recited the One Piece Code

: When encountering this kind of thing, you must stay calm and don’t worry about them eating their own food.

Seeing that Li Zhe ignored him, a burst of anger surged into his heart, and he yelled: "Boy, do you know who I am? Our boss is the King of Thieves in Sige Mountain. He is just holding it in his hand."

Snapped

Before the little gangster could finish speaking, Li Zhe picked up the wine bottle next to him and hit him hard on the head.

Haha, look what I said. The restaurant is a magical world. There are no such coincidences in the world, but they are all caused by the settings.

Who made the restaurant a gathering place for NPCs?

But don’t worry, according to One Piece’s “Broken Bleeding Rule”, I will definitely be fine.

As expected by Li Zhe, the gangster not only stopped shouting, but also looked at Li Zhe with admiration and said, "Brother, are you interested in becoming a bandit?"

Hum hum, the goal is about to be achieved. However, at this time, you need to stay calm. Make a cool gesture.

"Okay, I'll think about it after I finish this plate." After saying that, Li Zhe lowered his head again and ate hard, but this time, the speed was obviously faster.

They didn't leave for long and after a plate of meat, Li Zhe walked out of the restaurant without being polite. The little bandit behind followed closely. Quite a big boss demeanor. This scene is probably enough for Li Zhe to brag about for a year.

"You haven't paid this guest yet. Stop."

A shout suddenly came from behind, and Li Zhe was also startled, and he quickly speeded up and ran out as fast as he could.

"Why hasn't it arrived yet?"

"It's here"

After a while, Li Zhe was taken to a more luxurious house.

Hey, this doesn't conform to the law. Shouldn't bandits all live in the mountains like Dadan?

"Young people, do you want to know my story? More than ten years ago, I punched and kicked the Four Emperors, and then escaped from the dragon's mouth by chance. I used my fame to establish Siger Special Wine Bottle Co., Ltd., thus triggering one of the laws of One Piece, haha , I really don’t get bored no matter how many times I read this story.”

Well, the law of One Piece is correct. As long as you don't get a box lunch to finish the movie, you will definitely make a comeback.

After hearing the words coming from the room, Li Zhe also complained.

Before Li Zhe could say anything, a servant next to him had already read a business card.

The content of the business card is very simple, an ugly and ugly picture of the bandit king, and the number 8 plus six zeros below.

Isn't this Zhang's wanted order? You really know how to save money and let the navy be your business printer.

I checked the business card and it's the person I want to get rid of.

Then trouble comes.

I, I, I can't beat him

"Little brother, come on, come on in and sit down." Seeing that Li Zhe was still dawdling, the Bandit King said a little impatiently.

Knowing that there was no way out, Li Zhe decided to do it. Went straight in.

"Not bad, not bad. It has the same demeanor as I did back then." After looking up and down Li Zhe, he also praised him.

That's right. You hit a Yonko and you floated away. Why don't you go to heaven?

Without saying a word, Li Zhe directly picked up the bottle and smashed it at the bandit king's head.

Snapped

Oops, I forgot the pirate law. After smashing the bottle, Li Zhe regretted it. You can't hit it with anything but a bottle. How can you drop blood if you hit it with a bottle?

However, the result was beyond Li Zhe's expectation.

Although there was no blood, the bandit king fell to the ground with a masked face.

Oh, why did I faint? Isn’t that right?

Li Zhe walked up to the bandit king without believing anything and poked his head with his hand to confirm that he was fainted, and then he breathed a sigh of relief.

"Boy, you pissed me off." A long and resentful voice sounded. Li Zhe was completely shocked and broke into a cold sweat.

Li Zhe slowly turned his head, only to find that there was a pistol in front of him, the muzzle of the gun was pointed directly at his head, and it was still exuding a cold air.

"Ding, congratulations to the host for irritating the bandit king. In this case, you can kill the bandit king. The reward will be doubled."

Li Zhe was also confused for a while, "Ding your sister, what were you doing earlier? Now I'm in trouble, and you're here to gloat about the villain's success."

No matter how many times it is doubled, your life is at stake. Run away

Li Zhe knocked off the Bandit King's pistol and ran outside without hesitation.

Just when Li Zhe thought he was about to escape, a huge thing pushed him back.

"The second in command of the bandits, with a bounty of five million. Nickname: "Meat Ball"

After listening to the system's explanation, Li Zhe almost spit out a mouthful of old blood. If you don't save me at this time, will you be a commentator here and have a bounty of tens of millions? Does it have anything to do with me?

Now you shouldn't try your best, or pay a fatal price, to save me from the situation.

Cheating system

"What the host said is completely in line with the agreement, but because you offended this system today, the agreement is cancelled."

Knowing that the system was unreliable, Li Zhe ran back without following common sense. Arriving in front of the Bandit King again.

Snapped

Another wine bottle was swung away, and the bandit king fell down.

"It's true, although the thief king's fatal weakness is actually the wine bottle."

Without any further hesitation, Li Zhe quickly picked up the gun and shot the bandit king.

"Congratulations to the host for completing the task"

Ah, isn't he still alive? How come he has completed the mission?

"In the Age of Discovery, no one is allowed to die at the hands of time travellers. If a murder occurs at the hands of the host, the host's life will be shortened by ten years. Dudu"

"Okay, I'll be cruel to you"

Hearing that his life was in danger, Li Zhe, who had always been alert, did not notice the strange sound coming from the system at the end.

"If the host slanders this system again, all points will be deducted."

avenging private revenge

"My dear system, please help me escape from danger quickly." Li Zhe had no choice but to give in when he saw that the system was acting so resolutely and with a bit of a bad face.

No way, who wants us to have no money, no power, no points?

"Hmph, I'll just put up with you today, and wait until I can flourish."

"The copy has been exited for the host." The cold voice of the system appeared again, and then became cold and silent again.

He was finally safe. Knowing that he had just refreshed a so-called copy, Li Zhe breathed a sigh of relief. After observing the surroundings, he found that he had returned to the original restaurant.

"Young man, is it time to pay?" came a vicious voice.

"Ah, it's not fake"

To be continued