No one knows Hokage better than me
Chapter 117 It turns out you are such an immortal!
After lunch, Naruto followed Kakashi's instructions and went to a tavern with a beautiful waiter to find someone.
The young lady who was welcoming the guests saw Naruto looking towards the tavern, so her pink lips twitched slightly, her breasts swayed, and she greeted with a charming smile: "Hey, handsome boy, don't just stand outside. Come in and have a few drinks with your sister." "
It was rare for strangers in the village to treat him without prejudice. When Naruto first heard the young lady greeting her, he was still very happy to answer her.
But at a glance, the woman's clothes from top to bottom were no more than the size of a hand. This made Naruto look confused and thought to himself that it was not that hot today, so why should he dress so coolly?
Seeing Naruto looking at her, the young lady deliberately puffed up her chest and said, "How about it, do you want to have a drink with your sister?"
Naruto quickly shook his head and looked away. Not only was he underage and couldn't drink, but the fact that this woman was wearing so little gave him an unsafe feeling.
Plus, he's here to find someone, and he doesn't have time to drink wine here.
Thinking about this, Naruto continued to look into the tavern and asked at the same time: "Sister, has anyone with long white hair and a forehead protector with the word "oil" written on his head been here?"
The young lady paused. Now she knew why the young man in front of her looked into the tavern.
Out of professionalism, the young lady smiled and answered Naruto: "You mean that adult? He was here yesterday, but he is not in our store now."
The young lady knew who Naruto was talking about. After all, the adult was quite generous, and she was the one serving him.
"That's it. Then I'll go look elsewhere, excuse me for disturbing you." Naruto was still very polite.
The young lady responded politely, and then Naruto found another tavern. He still stood outside the door and looked in, and then the strong smell of alcohol mixed with the smell of powder hit his nose, making him feel nauseous.
"Handsome guy, you're already here, why don't you go in and have a couple of drinks?"
“Our hotel has a complete range of wines with favorable prices. The ladies who accompany the wine are also very diverse, including young ones, mature ones, gentle ones and tough ones. You will definitely not be disappointed.”
The scantily clad receptionist said in a coquettish voice that she didn't care about the age or identity of the visitor, as long as he could afford the money, he would be the god of the store.
Although the village rules do not allow the sale of alcohol to minors, for ninjas who are good at transformation, an old and frail man can turn into a energetic and handsome young man. Therefore, some less serious pubs choose to ignore it. Regardless of the age and identity of the customer, they will never refuse as long as they can make money.
Naruto shook his head slightly, "I'm not here to drink."
The receptionist looked slightly surprised, then smiled and said, "What are you doing here, handsome man?"
"I'm looking for someone. Have you ever seen a person with long white hair and a forehead protector with the word "Yu" on his head?" Naruto returned to the topic.
The greeting lady has to greet many customers every day. They come in all shapes and sizes and are well-dressed. Except for the old customers who come often, she can only remember those who have just come or those who have left a deep impression on her.
Coincidentally, the person the young man mentioned not only had just arrived, but his generosity also left a deep impression on the welcoming lady.
"Oh, what are you talking about, that adult? He spent the whole day drinking here the day before yesterday. Miss Rose is still thinking about him." What the hell is the proud expression on the greeting lady's face.
After hearing this, Naruto not only did not admire Jiraiya, but also had a very bad first impression of the so-called "Toad Sage".
After politely thanking the receptionist, Naruto continued to look for a pub with a beautiful waitress on the street.
This time he was smarter and didn't look for it. Instead, he directly asked the receptionist: "Sister, please excuse me. Is there anyone with long white hair and a forehead protector with the word "grey" on her head recently?" People have been here”
The welcoming lady showed an expression that made Naruto feel ashamed again, and smiled: "Oh, you said that adult, he had a drinking bet with Miss Aoi from our restaurant three days ago. As a result, even Miss Aoi, who has an amazing drinking capacity, They are no match for him."
Naruto was completely speechless. This Toad Sage had been too drunk all day long. Could such a person really be more powerful than Kakashi-sensei?
Naruto began to wonder if he had been deceived by Kakashi.
I continued to search along the street with mixed emotions, and before I knew it, I arrived at the hot spring pavilion at the east end of the village.
Naruto raised his head and took a casual look, and saw a white-haired peeping tom outside the female hot spring bath.
"Could it be?" Naruto's right eye twitched wildly.
He suppressed the anger in his heart, walked behind the man, and said unhappily: "Hey, are you spying on girls?"
"Shhh." The white-haired man turned his head and gestured to shut up.
If Naruto hadn't been wary of speaking too loudly, Jiraiya might have knocked him out.
Thanks to the other person's mercy, Naruto, who was sober, saw the word "oil" on the other person's forehead to protect his forehead.
"It's really you" Naruto was completely disappointed.
Jiraiya took two steps to the side of the road, pretending that he was just passing by and didn't do anything shameful.
Listening to the other person's words, he seemed to know himself, so he asked: "Do you know me?"
"Aren't you Jiraiya, the so-called Toad Sage?" Naruto said with resentment.
Jiraiya completely ignored the other party's resentful expression and was so excited: "No, even you know me. It seems that I am already famous."
Naruto had a dark look on his face, glanced at the female soup, and asked: "Aren't you going to explain it? For someone like you who has passed the age of pranks, voyeurism is a crime."
"I am a writer. I need inspiration to write novels. I was just collecting materials."
Jiraiya was talking nonsense in a serious manner, and at the same time he took out a book of Kissing Heaven from his arms.
"Ah, isn't this it?" Naruto exclaimed, pointing to the book in Jiraiya's hand.
"No, even you know this book. It seems that I am really famous."
As a writer, the most proud thing is when the novels you write are accepted by the world. Therefore, when he heard Naruto's exclamation, he once envisioned the book he wrote becoming popular in the ninja world and sold out.
But he was happy too early. The next second, Naruto complained with disgust: "That's not a serious novel, is it?"
In fact, Naruto was not a serious person if he wanted to complain about the other party, but when he remembered what Kakashi-sensei said, he still had one last thought in his heart.
When it was determined that the other party was incapable of teaching him, it was time for Naruto to spray the lecher in front of him to death.
Jiraiya was secretly annoyed and said angrily: "This is an adult novel. Only if it writes about abstinence will it be interesting. What do you know, you little brat?"
Naruto suppressed the anger in his heart, forced a smile from his face, and said: "I heard from Kakashi-sensei that you are a more powerful ninja than him. Please teach me how to practice."
Jiraiya obviously didn't have a good impression of the boy in front of him, so even if the other person mentioned Kakashi, he didn't buy it: "Why should I teach you such an annoying brat to practice?"
"The book Kissing Heaven is a very good one. I really like reading it." Naruto's hypocritical look was seen through at a glance.
Therefore, Jiraiya was disgusted and said: "This is written for adults. If you don't learn well at a young age, you will use all kinds of flattery and crooked ways."
"Also, I'm a fairy. Don't think of me as an idiot who will be easily fooled by you."
Naruto was at his wits' end and was about to start yelling, but suddenly he remembered the other person's lecherous character, so he used his transformation technique to look like Kotomi, which made Jiraiya change his mind on the spot and say he liked her.
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Naruto had a dark look on his face, thinking that the other person was some kind of ghost or immortal, he was just an idiot.
"Hurry up, tell me quickly, what is the name of this ninjutsu?" Jiraiya was so excited that he was incoherent.
"Uh" Naruto just improvised and didn't think of the name at all.
However, in order to show that he was a man of talent, he thought for a moment and replied: "This trick is called seduction, and I developed it myself."
"Haha, you're really talented for thinking it through." Jiraiya's eyes widened and he was about to take action.
Naruto pretended to be pitiful and asked: "Then are you willing to help me practice?"
Jiraiya nodded crazily, "Yes, but I have a condition."
"What are the conditions?" Naruto continued acting.
Jiraiya turned around and poked his fingers, shyly saying: "I can teach you powerful ninjutsu, but you have to continue to perfect this seduction technique."
Although the little Kotomi that Naruto transformed into was beautiful, it was not convex or curvy enough, and it had not yet reached the level of perfection that Jiraiya expected.
Naruto's right eye twitched wildly. In order to defeat Mr. Shimura, he was willing to risk everything.
After struggling for a long time, Naruto finally agreed to the other party's disdainful conditions and began his training journey with Jiraiya.
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