No one knows Hokage better than me
Chapter 2 Ridiculing Naruto? I can't scold you to death
As night fell, the lights came on in the Hokage's office.
After dealing with today's trivial matters, the Third Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen was about to take out a blank piece of paper to practice calligraphy with two hands and relax when Danzo Shimura walked in with a cane.
"At this time, do you have any urgent matter with me?"
Hiruzen asked casually, laying down the white paper on his desk.
Danzo did not answer in a hurry. He closed the door and walked to the opposite side of Hiruzen. He said softly: "A strange kid appeared next to the demon fox kid. The two of them have been staying together."
"I've known about this since noon. Wouldn't it be nice for two children to play together?"
Hiruzen did not look at Danzo, but focused on the writing of his own pen.
"But he is not an ordinary child. Besides, the kid was taken to the orphanage just a few days ago and left this morning, which makes people have to be vigilant."
Danzo was not dissatisfied with Hiruzen's casual attitude. On the contrary, since the commotion within the Uchiha clan began, the two of them often chatted alone. Such casual conversation made him feel more comfortable.
"Danzo, you and I are both old, and it is inevitable that we will over-interpret some normal things. That child is only five years old. If he says that he is a spy sent by another country, I am afraid that even you will not believe it."
"You know the background of Naruto's child, and you should also know what happened to him in the village. It is not common to have a peer who can play with him."
"So, I advise you to relax a little and try to develop a few hobbies. This will kill a lot of time and is good for your health."
Hiruzen finished writing a poem, admired it for himself, then put on a new piece of white paper and continued writing.
Danzo thought carefully about Hiruzen's words. He had already sent people from the root to find out the details of the child. He was originally from the Country of Fire and could not sense any chakra on his body, so he was not a dangerous existence.
Normally, Danzo would never waste time on him.
However, he happened to be so close to the demon fox brat, and the Kyuubi was the "strategic weapon" of Konoha Village, so there was no room for any mistakes.
After struggling for a while, Danzo was still worried and said: "That kid is indeed not a ninja in disguise, but his appearance is really suspicious. It's best to send a few more ANBU to keep an eye on him, so that it won't cause a big disaster."
Hiruzen stopped what he was doing and looked up at Danzo with a complicated expression: "Duanzo, you and I are not old enough to be confused yet. This kind of thing does not need special reminder."
Danzo naturally knew the meaning of Hiruzen's words. Indeed, the person who became Hokage was not him but the other party. Hiruzen had not yet reached the point where he needed to teach him.
"I see."
After Danzo said that, he left the Hokage's office with a gloomy expression. At the same time, he had secretly made up his mind to send someone to keep an eye on the kid who appeared next to Naruto.
The early morning sunshine passed through the window accompanied by the chirping of birds. Ji Zhixing sat up and looked at Naruto sleeping on the bed beside him, having a deep dream and laughing.
He rolled up the bedding on the floor and washed himself with the toothbrush and towel he brought from the orphanage. Then he looked in Naruto's refrigerator, took out two buckets of instant noodles and two eggs, and prepared breakfast by himself.
After everything was ready, Ji Zhixing woke up Naruto: "Naruto, get up quickly, the instant noodles will swell soon."
Naruto woke up from his sleep, and as soon as he smelled the fragrance of instant noodles, stars suddenly flashed in his eyes.
"Wait a minute, go brush your teeth and wash your face first."
When Ji Zhixing saw that Naruto was about to move in his pajamas and pajamas, he quickly stopped and pushed him into the bathroom.
Naruto washed up reluctantly while smelling the fragrance of instant noodles. To him, not using the noodles immediately after soaking them was like buying the latest comic book but throwing it in the corner without reading it. It's simply unreasonable
But when I sat down at the dining table, the worries about the comic books thrown in the corner and the noodles that were soaked but couldn’t be eaten all disappeared and turned into a commotion in my taste buds.
"I'm going to start"
Naruto held the chopsticks together with his hands, and then started sucking.
Obviously the two of them ate together, but Ji Zhixing had just finished eating halfway when Naruto had already put down his chopsticks and clasped his hands together again: "I'm full, thank you for the treat."
Ji Zhixing suspected that Naruto didn't chew at all, and the instant noodles went into his stomach as soon as he put them in his mouth. Otherwise, he couldn't understand why he ate so quickly.
Ji Zhixing was enjoying instant noodles and boiled eggs when Naruto suddenly had a flash of inspiration and his eyes moved to: "Ah, I really want to eat the braised pork made by Xiao Qinmei in the comic book yesterday. It looks delicious like that. Ji Zhixing Xing, just make that dish for lunch.”
Ji Zhixing almost choked while eating the noodles. He finally swallowed and took a sip of the noodle soup. He replied to Naruto: "Naruto, I am still only a five-year-old child. How can I cook such complicated dishes?"
"Oh, I'm sorry, I was too greedy." Naruto apologized sincerely.
As soon as he saw Naruto's wronged look, Ji Zhixing immediately gave up acting. Regardless of whether it exposed his identity or not, since Naruto wanted to eat it, he would find an excuse to let Naruto eat braised pork.
Of course, even Ji Zhixing from another world doesn't know how to cook braised pork, but he doesn't mind learning on the spot.
Thinking of this, Ji Zhixing looked at Naruto calmly and said, "Really, when I go to buy groceries, I'll ask the shopkeeper how to cook the braised pork."
Naruto woke up from his apology instantly, looked at Ji Zhixing with round eyes, and then clapped like a fool.
This sudden reaction made Hiruzen in the Hokage's office think that Naruto was possessed. Fortunately, no unnecessary details could be seen from the crystal ball, so he gave up the idea of sending ANBU to capture Ji Zhixing.
Breakfast was made by Ji Zhixing, and Naruto was too embarrassed to just eat without cooking, so he consciously washed the pots and dishes.
In fact, there is no need to be like this. After all, Ji Zhixing eats from Naruto and lives at Naruto's house, and this state must continue until he can earn enough bounty from ninja missions to rent a house.
Ji Zhixing didn't want to cheat on food and drink, so he had to do housework to compensate Naruto, so that he could feel more balanced.
After getting dressed, the two prepared to go out to buy ingredients.
At this time, Naruto took out his frog wallet and said with a smile: "Ji Zhixing, I have a lot of pocket money. You can use mine to buy groceries right now."
Ji Zhixing thought that even if Naruto didn't tell him, he would have no money. Is it possible to ask a five-year-old child to help others and do odd jobs to make money?
"Okay, since Naruto said so, I'll pay for it next time," Ji Zhixing pretended to be polite.
Naruto nodded and said yes, and then went out with Ji Zhixing.
Two five-year-old children walked to the market carrying a bag that was almost bigger than them. It was still early and many people hadn't gotten up yet.
However, as we got to the market, there were more and more people, and gradually the atmosphere around us became more subtle.
When those adults saw Naruto, they hid away as if they were seeing the god of plague. What's more, they spoke mockingly so loudly that it was hard for Ji Zhixing not to hear him.
Originally he was worried that provoking people in the village would bring trouble to him, but when he saw Naruto's disappointed look, Ji Zhixing didn't care about what would happen in the future. He pointed at a fat woman with pink makeup and shouted on the spot: " Why should you tell Naruto to go home? Is this market run by your family, or is this road built by your family?"
Before anyone could react, Ji Zhixing pointed at another carefree young man wearing a hat and yelled: "And you, what's wrong with Naruto being a demon fox, eating your food, or digging into your family's ancestral graves?"
"You keep your mouth shut about the demon fox. I really hate the demon fox so much. When the Kyuubi invaded Konoha, where did you go? I didn't see you coming out to protect the village like the Fourth Hokage."
"When the demon foxes appeared, they were all greedy for life and afraid of death. Now that the demon foxes are sealed, they start to behave like demons and seek death."
"I see that what you people are afraid of is not the demon fox, but your own ignorance and incompetence."
"Humph"
When Ji Zhixing said this, the careless young man couldn't help but want to rush up and punch him.
"You got angry because of what I said. Do you want to hit a five-year-old kid like me?"
"Come on, come on, there are so many people here, if you have the ability, do it."
Ji Zhixing deliberately provoked the other party. He knew very well that Naruto had been under the protection of the ANBU.
Although the other party didn't care whether Naruto was looked down upon by the villagers, if someone really wanted to touch Naruto, they would definitely take action.
After all, if the Nine-Tails went berserk, it would be a natural disaster.
In addition, Ji Zhixing could tell with his naked eyes that most of the people watching the theater in front of him were ordinary people. If he really wanted to take action, he would not lose if he knew the Three Body Technique.
The fat woman with pink makeup raised her voice and rolled her eyes, and said coldly: "Whose child is this? He is so uneducated. In my opinion, he is also a monster like a demon fox."
"Yes, yes, the fat woman is well-educated. She is sarcastic and sarcastic in front of a five-year-old child. How can your parents teach you to be so well-educated when your parents are still alive? They don't even know how to respect the elderly and love the young in the world."
"Could it be that you, like me, are an orphan with no one to teach you?"
"I'm only five years old, I can still learn slowly. Half of your body is buried in the soil, and you still don't know how to behave. In my opinion, you are a complete monster."
Ji Zhixing is not polite. As one of the keyboard warriors from another world, he is well versed in the ways of yin and yang.
Sure enough, the fat woman's face flushed like a lit firecracker, about to explode.
She could no longer care about her appearance, and stretched out her salty pig claws towards Ji Zhixing while spitting out the fragrance.
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