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Chapter 96 Pathological obsession with funerals

There is a curry shop outside Sorrel Gold Mountain, which is very popular among the miners in the mountain. Now Konoha Team 7 has arrived outside this curry shop.

After a long journey, it was somewhat too much to rely solely on Bingliang pills and compressed biscuits to replenish energy.

In addition, there is a sorrel gold mine in front of them. It is very dangerous to go there in such a bad state, so everyone plans to use the curry shop as a base to repair it for a while.

Grandma Sanjiao prepared curry rice for everyone. Mustard Seed added ingredients according to the taste requested by several people and served it to them.

“Wow looks so appetizing”

Naruto wanted something spicy, and looking at the bubbling curry, his mouth was filled with saliva.

Sakura glanced at the curry rice in front of Naruto and felt inexplicably uncomfortable.

For her who doesn't like spicy food, the curry rice is sour and delicious.

Sasuke ordered the five-flavored one, and Kakashi ordered the sweet one like Rokusuke and Kanpachi.

"I'm going to start"

Naruto clasped his palms together to thank for the food, then put a full spoonful into his mouth and chewed it.

The spicy taste starts from the mouth and rushes into the esophagus, spreads along the intestines to every cell, and finally flows back to the brain.

Naruto's eyes were on fire and he shouted to the sky: "Sure enough, only spicy food can stimulate the body's potential."

As soon as he finished speaking, Naruto ate the whole plate of chili peppers under the twitching eyes of Sasuke and Sakura.

"call"

Naruto breathed fire into the sky, and the air around him became hot. He rushed to the door of the store and trotted on the spot, saying: "Kakashi-sensei, let's go and clean up the bad guys now."

Kakashi had a dark look on his face, "Naruto, I asked you, can you not be so anxious and at least wait until we finish eating before setting off?"

Naruto was so excited right now that he couldn't listen to Kakashi's words. He was still trotting in place: "Kakashi-sensei, then eat quickly."

After finishing speaking, Naruto started counting: "One second, two seconds, three seconds"

Sakura, Kakashi, and even Sasuke couldn't help but feel faintly annoyed, and secretly cursed Naruto for being a fool.

On the other hand, Rokusuke felt regretful when he saw Naruto so eager to save the workers in the mine, feeling that he had misunderstood Naruto before.

Under Naruto's desperate count, Kakashi Ban ended the battle in less than sixty seconds, and then they left the curry shop in the astonishment of Rokusuke and Kanpachi.

"Is the food I cook really so delicious? These people ate all the curry rice in less than a minute." Grandma Sanjiao was surprised and happy.

Jie Zi looked at the retreating figure of Team 7, thoughtfully in his heart.

According to what Liusuke and the others said before, Team 7 quickly found the residence of Black Hoe Thunder Fang.

At this moment, there were six men in black outside Lei Ya's house. They surrounded a skinny man and laughed at him: "Qixi, you dare to collude with the officials of Sichuan Country to persecute the boss. Now you are waiting to be punished."

The man named Qixi had many stains on his body, but his eyes remained firm.

He spat a mouthful of phlegm toward the front door of the wooden house and cursed: "Black Hoe Lei Ya, you murderous monster, I curse you to a bad death."

As soon as he finished speaking, the door of the wooden house opened, and a man in black walked out slowly, looked at Qixi, with a complicated look in his eyes: "Qixi, why did you betray me? You know how much I felt when you left the mine. Are you sad?"

"You were so hard-working and uncomplaining back then, but now you are colluding with officials from the Kingdom of Sichuan to harm me. What should I do if you do this?"

Lei Ya shed a drop of crocodile tears when he spoke, his face was pale and his expression was desperate.

Suddenly he had an idea, a twisted smile appeared on his face, and said: "Oh, by the way, let's hold a grand funeral for you."

"If you die, all those betrayals will be forgotten, and people will only remember your goodness."

"When I think of you being able to wash away the sins of your life in a grand funeral, I can't help but be moved to tears."

"Perhaps in that world, you will also sincerely thank me."

Black Hoe Lei Ya directed and acted, and Qixi spat at him again, scolding: "Bah, you monster, you know how to bury people alive all day long, don't make things sound so nice."

"No one will feel sorry for someone like you if he dies."

Qixi's eyes were piercing, and he would rather die neatly than be tortured by the Black Hoe family.

Hearing this, Lei Ya paused, and then the child on his back said softly: "Lei Ya, I won't let you die."

Lei Ya's face gradually became relieved, and he thought that if he really died, Ranmaru would definitely feel it was a pity.

In other words, he is not as unbearable as Qixi said

"Knowing that you have made a mistake, please beg me to hold a funeral to atone for your sins. With such a pious attitude, the gods will definitely forgive you."

When Lei Ya said this, he shed a few tears nervously.

At this time, several men in black standing outside the house brought a coffin from nowhere, and then stuffed the living Qixi into it.

The dark clouds in the sky gradually suppressed, and the rumbling thunder seemed to condemn and cheer.

Team 7, who was hiding behind the rocks, was shocked when they saw this scene.

Lei Ya raised his head and glanced at the sky, sighing: "Even God is sending Qixi off. It seems like this will be a grand funeral."

Lei Ya smiled sickly, and now his men had carried the coffin to the cemetery.

Several men in black were digging a hole in the darkness, and occasionally a flash of lightning flashed, followed by an explosion that shattered the air, making the sad cemetery even more terrifying.

The raindrops fell, and the heavy rain came unexpectedly.

"Ranmaru, did you see that even God was moved to tears by the funeral?"

Lei Ya looked up at the sky. Water was flowing down his face. He didn't know whether it was tears or rain.

"Yes, Lei Ya. It seems that God has forgiven Qixi for his mistakes." A child's voice came from behind Lei Ya.

Lei Ya smiled happily, with a morbid look on his face: "It's so good. Funerals are indeed the most wonderful existence in the world."

"Um"

Team 7, who was observing behind the rocks, would definitely not let the Black Hoe family bury Qixi alive. After formulating a strategy, Naruto and Sasuke jumped out at the same time and rushed to the cemetery. Sakura took a detour to the mine to protect the workers, while Kakashi Go and stop Lei Ya alone.

Seeing that Naruto and the others were approaching fiercely, the man in black picked up a shovel and attacked them.

Unexpectedly, the two of them were flexible and jumped into the air at the same time.

"Multiple Shadows"

Naruto transformed into dozens of clones and simultaneously swung his fists at the man in black.

Sasuke took the opportunity to destroy the coffin and rescue Qixi.

When Raiga saw someone destroying the funeral scene, he was about to get angry, but Kakashi dropped from the sky with a "Raikiri" in his hand and hit the person's vitals directly.

There was a loud bang, and the scoundrel who abused the elderly was knocked away by Sakura's punch and hit the rocks.

Seeing the situation, the other men in black in charge showed their steel claws and attacked Sakura.

Konoha Team 7’s first mission against the enemy begins here

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