Konoha's Wood Escape Experimental Subject

In the bloody setting sun, Kushina and Feng Yu went to Konoha Orphanage.

Along the way, Feng Yu discovered that Kushina was very popular, and pedestrians on the road greeted her warmly.

She seems to be a well-known figure in the village.

Kushina waved to the villagers enthusiastically, like every peaceful summer night.

The two came to Konoha Orphanage.

Nonoyu, fat aunt, and glasses grandfather were already waiting at the door.

As if he had never seen Feng Yu before, Nonoyu shook hands with Kushina very naturally: "Welcome."

Kushina smiled and said: "Dean, let me introduce to you, this is our new instructor Jonin of Konoha, Asajima Fuyu."

Nonoyu nodded towards Fengyu, "Hello, welcome."

That expression really seemed like she didn't recognize him, Feng Yuxin said you are really good at acting.

However, you still have to pretend, and Feng Yu also said hello to No Naiyu.

Then the two followed Nonoyu and others into the orphanage.

The dining room was arranged in a small restaurant. There were five people in total. The dishes were well prepared and the aroma was very appetizing.

Kushina asked curiously: "Dean, why don't the children come over to eat together?"

Nonoyu smiled softly and said: "The children are not here. They have eaten. It is too late and they are already ready to go to bed."

Kushina felt relieved and said, "It'll be fine after dinner."

The fat aunt hurriedly smiled warmly and said: "Miss Kushina, feel free to eat, this is specially prepared for you."

Kushina quickly stood up and said, "Thank you very much."

Nonoyu and others also stood up and returned the courtesy.

Feng Yu didn't move. He didn't really accept this kind of courtesy that Neon people bowed at every turn, and he didn't have the heart to force himself to accept it.

After both parties were polite, they sat down again.

Kushina clasped her hands together very happily: "It's about to start~"

After saying that, she couldn't wait to pick up a piece of fish: "Wow, it smells so good~ Mr. Feng Yu, please try it too."

Feng Yu agreed and started eating with her.

After taking a few bites, Nonoyu suddenly suggested: "Miss Kushina, it's a rare opportunity like this, why don't we have a few drinks together."

Kushina only hesitated for a moment and then immediately refused: "No, no, I can't drink."

Nonoyu smiled and said: "Miss Kushina, please don't lie to me. I heard that you have a very good drinking capacity. Why can't you say it right now?"

Kushina was a little embarrassed and said with a smile: "It's mainly because I'm afraid of being inconvenient after drinking too much."

The fat aunt struck while the iron was hot: "What are you afraid of, Miss Kushina? There are many houses in the orphanage. There is a bedroom in this small restaurant. You can rest here after eating. Minato-kun is not at home anyway, so you are afraid of drinking a little." What"

Nonoyu also said: "Yes, Feng Yu-kun can also drink some."

Could it be that Feng Yu was doing this for the same reason: "But I'm an average drinker and I'm afraid of making a fool of myself~"

The fat aunt smiled and teased: "How can a boy not know how to drink, right Miss Kushina?"

Kushina laughed.

As he spoke, Nonoyu stood up, took out a cup and poured three glasses of wine.

"Come on, Miss Kushina, Feng Yu-kun, let me make a suggestion. Kushina and I have known each other for a long time. This is my good sister. Feng Yu-kun, this is the first time for us to meet. How about I, Nonoyu?" You have something to offer, and you should appreciate me carefully~"

Feng Yuxin said that you are such a naughty child, you are such an old social person~

Kushina seemed to like this social drink, she was very excited and drank a large glass immediately.

No Naiyu also drank it all in one gulp.

Feng Yu's ability to drink was average, and his main purpose of coming today was to get Kushina drunk, so he just drank a little and put the cup on the table.

Just when Feng Yu was using chopsticks to pick up the spiciness of the dish.

"boom"

Kushina slammed the table, pointed at Feng Yu's wine glass and yelled: "Drink, you are a fisherman."

Feng Yu:

Is this how neon people use words to persuade people to drink?

Feng Yu subconsciously glanced at No Naiyu.

No Naiyu also advised: "Feng Yu-kun, you should have fun drinking. If you don't do it, your feelings will still be shallow."

Feng Yuxin said: What the hell are you doing? Are you teasing her or me?

But nothing worked at this time.

喝吧

Feng Yu picked up the wine glass and drank it all in one gulp. The smell of sake almost made him spit it out, so he quickly ate some food and drank it down.

Kushina clapped her hands: "Okay, let's have a second cup. I suggest, Feng Yu, that we both respect Sister Nonou. This is a good sister. She has done a lot for our Konoha. We must drink this cup." ”

Feng Yu looked at Kushina's pretty red face and felt a little guilty, thinking that this little girl didn't drink because she was afraid of causing trouble if she drank too much.

The fat aunt and the glasses grandfather had quietly retreated.

Second cup, third cup, fourth cup, fifth cup

Although Feng Yu was too drunk, he could clearly feel that No Naiyu had been sober all the time, and her smell of alcohol was obviously fake.

Feng Yu glanced down subconsciously and noticed that liquid was slowly leaking from No Naiyu's slender fingertips.

Do you rely on the Six Meridians Divine Sword?

According to the book, Nonoyu is good at medical ninjutsu. This medical ninjutsu focuses on the delicate operation of chakra. Therefore, Nonoyu can use chakra to speed up the function of the liver and achieve a quick hangover effect.

On the other side, Kushina was already drunk.

She slapped the table: "Feng Yu, you won't come home until you're drunk today."

Feng Yu felt that his eyes were blurry. Every frown and smile of this red-haired woman was like a holy goddess in the sky, so close yet so far away.

No, that's a bit high.

Feng Yu had a long dream that day.

In the dream, he was on the stage of MMA such as Kunlun Jue or Wulin Style. Originally, he was very proud of his stand-up fighting, but for some reason, he started to fall to the ground within two strokes.

Feng Yu is not very good at ground fighting, and his opponent's strength is not small, but fortunately Feng Yu has learned jujitsu, so after a lot of trouble, he finally subdued his opponent.

In the dream, Feng Yu remembered that the referee never called for a stop, so he kept on subduing his opponent and would not let go no matter how his opponent cried and begged for mercy.

It was probably because he drank too much wine that Feng Yu remained dizzy and in an illusive state.

I don't know how long it took, but Feng Yu always felt like someone was calling him hard from the horizon.

Call hard.

The contents of the shouts are also very complicated, and it seems that everyone calls him daddy.

What the hell is this.

Suddenly, Feng Yu suddenly woke up from his dream.

He was in a suite in the restaurant of the orphanage, with at least twenty people surrounding his bed.

Feng Yu felt his butt feel cold, and he quickly grabbed a quilt and covered it up: "What the hell are you doing while I'm sleeping?"

The one standing at the front with his right eye covered was Danzo. Feng Yu swore that this was the first time he saw Danzo in such a mess, with a bruised nose and a swollen face.

It's worse than the death in the original work.

Feng Yu couldn't help but be happy: "Danzo-sama, what's wrong with you and let your wife beat you?"

Danzo was so angry that he almost jumped up: "Asajima Fuu, you uncle, I really doubt that you are playing the role of me. Everyone in our family is almost dead. But if you sleep here, are you still a human?"

Feng Yu rubbed his forehead in confusion, "Why did the Nine-Tails go berserk?"

The tone of Danzo's anger changed: "What a shame, Uzumaki Kushina went home early in the morning, and you're the only one sleeping here like a fool."

Following Danzo's curse, a rumbling sound was heard in the distance, followed by a bang, and the ground shook.

A pile of dirt fell on the roof.

Feng Yu spat out a mouthful: "What's going on outside if Kyuubi doesn't go berserk?"

Danzo even shouted: "Sanbi, big brother Sanbi, why didn't you sober up and hurry up? The village is almost finished being demolished, so don't sleep."

Only then did Feng Yu react: "Wait a minute, you only made the three tails go berserk, but you didn't make the nine tails go berserk, so why did I bother to do this for so long?"

Danzo looked helpless: "I'm also very confused. It stands to reason that tailed beasts tend to go berserk after drinking alcohol. Who would have thought that your house has been clanging for several hours, and Kushina didn't go berserk. Damn it." "

Aburame Ryoma hurriedly said: "Danzo-sama, let's quickly ask Fuuha-sama to subdue the three tails. Our family has been demolished."

Danzo looked at Feng Yu helplessly: "Hurry up, you can subdue the three tails now, let alone the villagers, even our roots have to thank you."

Feng Yu spread his hands: "Brother, can you please go out for a while? Although it is important to uniform the three tails, I have to wear some pants at least."

Danzo waved his hand: "Let's go out."

Everyone backed out.

Feng Yu rubbed his forehead, which was still sore and sore, and then started to put on clothes.

After getting dressed and preparing to go out, Feng Yu suddenly noticed something conspicuous on the bed.

Feng Yu lowered his head and picked up the thing.

It was a red hair. He picked up the hair and sniffed it to his nose. The lingering fragrance was still there.

Feng Yu narrowed his eyes subconsciously, this

Outside the door, Danzo shouted: "Ancestor, can you hurry up? The demolition is almost finished."

"Okay, okay." Feng Yu took out a handkerchief, wrapped the hair in the handkerchief, and then hurried out.

Konoha was already in a mess.