hogwarts chef

The whole auditorium was filled with a drowsy atmosphere, but the school leaders were speaking, and the students were not allowed to leave the meeting in any form or not listen carefully, otherwise they would have to deduct [-] bucks for their college on the first day of school. point.

This is absolutely intolerable.

But can you tolerate Dean Zhang’s speech?

can't take it anymore

George and Fred, two ADHD patients, finally couldn't bear it anymore and planned to get up and do something. However, they found that their whole bodies seemed to be imprisoned, unable to move, and of course it was impossible to speak.

Then they discovered to their horror that not only were they unable to speak, but they were even slowly rising into the air, and two floating chairs appeared out of thin air. The two people were voluntarily seated on the chairs, unable to move.

"Very good. It seems that these two students are listening carefully and with great interest. We should learn from these two students."

Zhang Heyang put away the wand in his hand with satisfaction. It was his first time as a school leader. He had not finished showing off his authority. How could he be disrupted by these two guys? "Come to school, your students' task is to study, don't think about it." Any crooked ways, premature love, not handing in homework, club activities, anything like this that hinders learning are not allowed."

"Also, let me stress it again, you are absolutely not allowed to play with mobile phones or anything like that in the school. You are definitely not allowed to play crackle cards or wizard chess. Studying hard is your only way out, otherwise you will be like the Death Eaters. He was like a gangster, wandering around on the streets, and was eventually arrested and sent to Azkaban."

All students were silent.The old students all knew the Weasley twins. They were a cancer to the school order, even more harmful than Peeves. Filch, the old administrator, was so excited that his eyes filled with tears. These two naughty children should have been punished long ago. Such a sanction

When the other students saw that the two troublemakers were punished instantly, they were even more afraid to speak. They had no choice but to grimace and continue to listen to Zhang Heyang's long and disgusting speech.

three hours later.

"It's very simple. What I want to talk about is the above points. The things I want to emphasize today are over." Zhang Heyang seemed to have finally finished speaking and had already begun to make his closing statement.

The students started to get agitated, and the fucking was finally over. Why is your voice not tired? Professor, your voice is tired. We will make monk fruit soup for you. Please let me go.

However, facts have proven that the wisdom of Chinese school leaders is infinite, and students from this backward capitalist country are still too young.

"In addition to the above points, I would like to add a few more points." Zhang Heyang looked at the students who were about to stand up and leave with a smile on his face, and continued to speak and push them back, "First point, chasing is absolutely prohibited on campus. Play around, take good care of public property, divide sanitary areas by class, and clean on time.”

Have you ever felt hopeless?

I don’t know how others understand despair, but at least all the students in Hogwarts now feel that they feel despair.

Nima, can you still be a little bit finished? How come you have so much nonsense? You draw whatever you want.

The old students suddenly felt that the stinky, long, and most hypnotic History of Magic class was really lively and smart, and the classroom atmosphere was lively. Professor Binns was really a good teacher, and he could really mobilize the classroom atmosphere.

Teacher, we were wrong. Teacher, please let us go back and listen to History of Magic.

Zhang Heyang laughed and wanted to run away

There is no door

Yoyo'er talked for another four hours.

"Okay, this time my speech part is completely over." Professor Zhang said still.

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He rubbed his chin and said, "It's a pity that I didn't have more communication with my classmates when we met for the first time. I still said too little."

No regrets, no regrets, all the students are about to cry, please get off the horse quickly, please, who can give him a silent spell?

However, could Professor Zhang let these children go so easily? He stretched out his hand and pressed it, and said: "Next, Principal Dumbledore will speak to everyone."

"bang"

There was a uniform sound of heavy objects falling to the ground in the auditorium, and several students couldn't bear it anymore and fainted.

But that doesn't matter to Professor Zhang. The psychic magic is specially used to treat injuries even if you die. There is also the resurrection spell of a full-level mage, which can revive you within 5 minutes.

You're welcome, this is what a teacher should do.

The students who fainted on the ground were pulled up by magic and continued to listen to the lecture. All the students looked helpless.The students who still wanted to escape by pretending to be fainted have given up completely. This day is the disaster day at Hogwarts.

"Okay, Professor Zhang has already told you a lot, so I won't say more," Dumbledore glanced at Zhang Heyang and nodded.

The students all breathed a sigh of relief. After all, it was our old principal who never talked nonsense and only used some ridiculous jokes to unsuccessfully liven up the atmosphere.Principal, we have wrongly blamed you. Principal, we will definitely follow up on your speeches in the future, and we will no longer be superstitious about young and handsome teachers.

however

"But I would like to emphasize a few points about daily study life," Dumbledore said.

Where is the knife? Where is the knife? Let me die. Don’t stop me. Let me die.

All the students decided to commit suicide to worship heaven, and let the four founders see in the spirit of heaven how future generations of school leaders persecute students.

"Haha, thank you for your hard work. Finally, we will introduce the teachers to the new students, and then it will be everyone's rest time." After all, Lao Deng was not as crazy as Zhang Heyang. The key was that he couldn't tell without the earnest teachings of the secretaries from all walks of life. Such a long and profound speech had to be given up.

"call"

The students breathed a sigh of relief, "It scared me to death. If Dumbledore had been talking nonsense like that Zhang for a few hours, I would never get into this school." There was a big student in Slytherin who decided to express his feelings by swearing. dissatisfied.

"This is the divination teacher, Professor Sybil Trelawney. Her grandfather is a famous fortune teller. I hope that the students who are entering the third grade can listen to Professor Trelawney's opinions and views on the future. Yes, we know each other."

Dumbledore ended his introduction to Trelawney with some disapproval, and then began to introduce the Dean, "Professor McGonagall, Head of Gryffindor, Professor of Transfiguration. Professor Flitwick, Head of Ravenclaw, Professor of Charms. Professor Snape, Head of Slytherin, Professor of Potions."

"Finally, Professor Zhang, head of Hufflepuff class and professor of black film defense."

"I think that nothing can be important, but having a clear mind is the basic quality of a professor."

Before Dumbledore could finish his words, Snape spoke in a conspiratorial manner next to him, "If you can clearly understand whether you are qualified for this position, even if you are a cat or a dog, you are at least a smart cat and dog. What do you think, Professor Zhang?"

Snape, who had been trying to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts for many years but failed, actually provoked Zhang Heyang in front of everyone on the first night of the freshman year.

No, this is tantamount to a declaration of war