hogwarts chef

Snape is not very good. Why would you be so happy?

Could it be that my greasy old devil's reputation for stopping children crying at night at Hogwarts has been ruined by something indescribable?

No, I have to resist.

Snape tried to regain his face and said in a long voice as greasy as his hair, "It seems that fame cannot bring you a smart mind. However, the professor's question cannot be rejected."

Following Snape, he asked the famous three questions about potions entrance.

“What will I get if I add narcissus root powder to a mugwort infusion?”

"If I asked you to find me a piece of bezoar, where would you look for it?"

"Can you tell me the difference between Aconitum scapularis and Aconitum wolfsbane?"

Harry smiled lightly, stood up with a strong posture, and replied to the third level of quality.

"do not know."

"I don't know."

"never heard of that."

Snape: "#&a;"

It's all the other way around. If I don't teach you a lesson today, you don't know that the potions classrooms on the two underground floors are my territory as the backup king of Hogwarts.

"I'm sorry to see that fame doesn't seem to have brought you any substantial help," the greasy-headed old devil smacked his lips twice and said sarcastically: "On the contrary, it makes you arrogant that you can't even read a book before school starts." I haven't turned it over yet. Let me think about it, what do you think? You think you are great, don't you, Potter?"

"Returning the CD is just for your love. It's a bit of a false reputation and not worth mentioning." Harry showed a heroic smile and made a bow to the students in the classroom.

You don’t know anything, you’re such a heroic fart

Snape used all his strength to force himself to look into Harry's emerald green eyes, which were exactly the same as those of his goddess. Then he could barely restrain himself and took out his wand and rubbed dozens of rounds of the magic edge to slice the eyes without any trace. Dark haired boy head impulse.

"Very good, very good. You are not doing your job properly, Potter, and you lack the basic awe and respect for knowledge and school. This is a very serious problem." Snape's eyes shone with a cold light, "Because of your mistake, Gryffindor must Points were deducted. The majestic savior, the sinner of Gryffindor, tsk, the contrast is huge."

The Gryffindor students all wanted to die, and points were deducted

Harry was shocked, Damn it, the contrast is huge, I still think you said that Zhang Laomo has deducted points for the past two days and I want to quit the group.

No, points will definitely not be deducted.

"Well, sir, I remembered the three questions I just asked and I know the answers." Harry's words suddenly became very fast. "It's water of life and death, antidote, aconite, steamed lamb, steamed bear paws, and steamed deer tail." Ahem, sorry, I didn’t stop the car.”

After speaking twice as many answers in one breath, Harry looked at Snape with a burning look, as if "Professor, please let me go."

Snape almost couldn't restrain himself from adding tens of thousands of points to Gryffindor.

Taking a deep breath and using Occlumency, he managed to calm down and said in a hollow and cold voice: "It's too late. Now that you know the answer, you deliberately don't answer it. This is a matter of attitude. Gryffindor, please Five points deducted for this”

"How much?" Harry looked in disbelief.

"Tut,

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Now I know that I have listened carefully to the lecture." Snape was very satisfied with Harry's look and thought that he was intimidated by him. "That's right, five points. The savior must also be responsible for the mistakes he made. "

"Hey, I told you earlier." Everyone in Gryffindor suddenly slumped down, looking relaxed and whispering to each other. After a while, the damp and cold underground classroom seemed to be in full swing, and it looked like there was just a table of mahjong. , put two tables of hot pot.

"Professor Snape," Harry said with tears in his eyes, "you are such a good person."

Damn, I'm a good person

Wait a minute, why does this scene look so familiar? It seems that many years ago, my goddess Lily looked at me with her emerald green eyes and said that I was a good person.

I always feel like something is weird

Snape, who once again received the good guy card, couldn't figure out why Gryffindor looked so happy even after being deducted points. It looked like he almost hung up two firecrackers to celebrate.

Snape didn't know that his drinking buddy was a lunatic. Under this guy's blind tyranny, the deduction of less than [-] points became a reason for celebration.In Snape's mind, deducting five points is already a very serious matter. After all, all serious professors deduct one point and two points. What a big mistake it would be to deduct five points.

At least if you fail to answer the question in class, it is difficult to meet the conditions for deducting five points. This is the shameless behavior that has been held in for many years to forcefully interpret Harry's behavior. It is labeled as disrespecting knowledge and the school. Gritting your teeth Filled with hatred for Harry's father, he squeezed out the words "five points deducted" from between his teeth.

Who would have thought that Gryffindor, whose points have been deducted, is now crowdfunding and wholesale rhinestones to find out the points.

Harry burst into tears, "It's hard for me to have a psychopath as a teacher."

The Gryffindor students were very happy, Professor Snape was indeed a good person, and Potions was a really enjoyable class.

Snape, who inexplicably received more than 100 good guy cards, finished the day's Potions class full of doubts, resentment, and the desire to hit someone.

During this period, two large-scale conflicts broke out between Slytherin and Gryffindor. The children who had been taught by Professor Zhang were much more courageous, even if Snape cut off a corner of the podium with a black face and the Shadowless Blade. It failed to have the slightest deterrent effect. From now on, Snape's role as a human discipline controller is useless.

In this class, everyone received a pair of simple potions to treat scabies, a dozen broken cauldrons, and house points deducted from Gryffindor [-] and Slytherin [-].

"I study hard and work hard just to be appreciated, and then return to this place, the place I love and hate the most." That night, Snape and Zhang Heyang sat in the Hufflepuff Dean's Lounge, drinking with each other.

Ever since Zhang Heyang clashed with Snape on the first night, he said before leaving, "Let's drink together when we have time."Snape originally thought he was joking, but he didn't expect that this guy would actually come up to the property shamelessly.Unable to fight and hide, Snape had no choice but to desperately agree to drink with Zhang Heyang.

Unexpectedly, this drink really opened my heart.

Firstly, people are not so defensive under the influence of alcohol. Secondly, both of them were born as backup losers. Zhang Heyang could hit Snape's pain points with every word he spoke, and he knew everything about him like a god. Therefore, Snape was no longer on guard against Zhang Heyang.

It can be said that only in front of Zhang Heyang did Snape truly look like a human being, rather than an emotionless, annoying teaching tool and double-sided agent.