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Chapter 147: I’m over 1 years old and still have pain in my balls

When reading the original work, Zhang Heyang had always been surprised as to why Voldemort would control Quirrell to cause trouble at this time on Halloween.

You must know that Voldemort is an outstanding educator in the British wizarding world. He has indirectly served as a professor and principal of Hogwarts, and has achieved good teaching results.During his teaching career, students' pass rates for OLS and NEWTS exams have improved significantly.

Even though he was dead and his enemies were in front of him, even after he was resurrected and took power, he had to do everything after the final exam of the school year.

"No matter how poor you are, you cannot lack education." "We must let the children finish the semester's classes and pass the exams well." Tom, former president of the Hogwarts Student Union, recipient of the Magical Achievement Medal and the Hogwarts Special Contribution Award Riddle.

Calculating this, the time Lao Fu has to do things is actually quite tight. It only lasts about three months every year.Being able to achieve control of a terrorist organization in the UK in such a short period of time is worthy of being called "Suppressing Britain".

So even if Voldemort, who was eager to be resurrected or control everything, only started to cause trouble after the final exam, why did he let Quirrell release the troll to cause trouble on Halloween in the first film?

Never mind that he was creating a commotion and trying to steal the Philosopher's Stone. When Quirrell actually entered the trap door to steal the Philosopher's Stone, no one was alerted. He couldn't pretend to be crazy and act like a fool to lure a troll in.

After traveling through time, this eternal mystery was instantly solved. Damn it, October 10st turned out to be Lao Deng’s birthday.There is no information mentioned in the original work or extras, so of course you can’t figure it out just by reading the book.

Who wouldn't want to mess up an enemy's birthday party and cause panic among students?

Anyway, Lao Fu did it.

Lao Deng was indifferent to fame and wealth in his life.He doesn't like money, otherwise he would have used the magic stone to turn countless gold. Of course, it is also possible that he has taught himself Muggle economics and is worried about inflation.

He also doesn't like power. He is the chief judge of the highest judicial body for wizards and has been nominated by the Minister of Magic many times. If he wanted it, he would have been the most powerful person in Britain since he defeated Grindelwald. He has disciples and former officials all over Europe.

Of course, not liking power does not mean that he has no desire for control. On the contrary, Dumbledore's desire for control is even stronger than Voldemort's.The difference is that he doesn't like to impose orders through force, but enjoys using wisdom and humanity to make people fall into the network of routes he has already woven step by step.

Voldemort only wanted results and could live and die with one thought; while Dumbledore wanted to control a person's life, even down to every detail of his life.

To put it nicely, this is called a life dream builder.To be more realistic, he is just a big liar, fooling everyone into working for him and thinking that he is great and noble.Every one of Dumbledore's followers is typical of being sold and still helping Dumbledore count the money.

The 110-year-old Deng only hopes that Hogwarts can be stronger under his hands, the students can grow better, and the future of the wizarding world will be brighter.

And openly bringing the news of the troll into the auditorium, causing all the students to panic, and even the possibility of running away in panic and being attacked unfortunately, was what made Lao Deng the most angry and intolerable.

Therefore, the person who knows you best must be your enemy. Regarding Dumbledore's habits, even if Voldemort only has one head left, he still does it perfectly.

The only thing that was ignored was that the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor that Lao Deng hired this year was a fucking contestant.

British magic divination prophecies are passed down through blood. Although we don’t know what kind of genetic mutation the first generation has experienced, Lao Fu has never learned about DNA and genetics. Even though he has great magic power, he still can’t learn divination. , so he was fooled around by all kinds of charlatans.

Therefore, he could not figure out why his plan to take over as Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher was so foolproof that it failed.

If Zhang Heyang knew about Lao Fu's inner activities, he would definitely say "My powers are beyond the pale" to fool him, and then continue to deceive him until he dies.

It's a pity that Professor Zhang didn't learn how to read minds, so he had to punch his face.

After the troll was thrown out and the Hufflepuff first-year players took their seats, the birthday party continued.Professor Zhang pointed his wand at the door and said: "Tianfeng Kuangya".

As a huge tornado rose from the ground, the cold air hit people, and it rushed out of the gate with countless vacuum blades as if it swept everything. The powerful tornado set off a huge waterspout on the black lake far outside the castle, and countless aquatic products were destroyed. After being thrown out of the water, the mermaid leader rushed ashore again to curse, but was instantly knocked back to the bottom by the waves.

By the time everyone came back to their senses, the stench of the giant monster had already been cleaned away.

All the professors were speechless again. Elf magic, wind attribute intermediate attack magic, Tianfeng Kuangya.The single-target attack ability is good, and it can often be combined with some other energies to produce other magical effects, such as the fighting spirit used by knights and warriors in the ancient six-series era.

The power and flexibility of the magic fighting spirit produced after the combination is better than the use of magic or fighting spirit alone. According to the legend, Gryffindor, the four founders, is good at this kind of wind magic.

However, even if it is an intermediate magic, it cannot be released casually, especially in this era when ancient magic is almost completely lost.

Harry's teaching process has almost reached this point. Even if it is Professor Zhang's devil training and the selfless dedication of Lord Voldemort's soul fragments, according to the progress, it will not be possible to release this magic until December, and it will take several days to recite. Minutes of complete spell, and the whole body of magic was drained.

Professor Zhang, who points his wand casually, only chants the magic name, and omits long spells, is simply a fighter among animals.

Snape shrank back in his chair without leaving a trace. He felt that as a Potions teacher, using potions to surprise and win was the right way. It was really stupid to attack magic and so on.

Professor McGonagall was considering the possibility of transforming invisible objects, and she felt that if she really matched it, her desire to survive would make her transform successfully.

Professor Flitwick was unlovable.

Blame me

Can the Charms professor only use magic to fight with others?

I've had a blast

He was now thinking about whether he could use his goblin bloodline to find some relatives in Gringotts if he accidentally clashed with Zhang Heyang, and put him in as a cashier or something.

Dumbledore felt that he had made the right choice by not having a birthday party for so many years. It was better to let such a contestant organize a birthday banquet for him than to let Quirrell bring panic and let everyone disperse in a hurry.

At least I won't be over 100 years old and still have pain in my balls.

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