hogwarts chef

"You, how dare you insult me! You, a vulgar upstart, how dare you insult the contemporary head of my great Keith family?"

The middle-aged man looked angrily at Zhang Heyang, who looked like a rich second generation throwing money at people. He was so angry that he almost fell over and died.

"Huh? What are you talking about? Which gay family are you from?" Zhang Heyang still didn't look at the blond middle-aged man. He used his little finger to pick out his ears, then raised his little finger to his face, looked up and down, and "poof" A sound blew away the non-existent earwax, and spittle almost flew into the middle-aged man's face.

"It's Keith, Keith!"

The middle-aged man rolled up the sleeves of the wizard's robe, his face flushed, and he looked like he was about to have a fight with Zhang Heyang.He pulled out his wand from his robe, waved it like a whip, and roared angrily: "You vulgar and obscene upstart, I'm going to teach you a lesson! Teach you a lesson! I want you to know that pure-blooded wizard nobles The family is incomparable to a small businessman like you!"

"Want to fight? Okay." Zhang Heyang finally cast his eyes on the middle-aged man, watching him jumping around like a monkey, nodded, and then pouted at Hagrid, "Hagrid, teach him how to behave. "

"You...you dare to hit me! This is a civilized society!" Hagrid had no experience in scaring people, but his four-meter-tall body standing there made people feel chilly.Moreover, this middle-aged man obviously knew Hagrid and knew how insane his fighting prowess was.

"God damn civilized society." Zhang Heyang looked at the middle-aged man with disdain. The dog was about to make the first move just now. "Civilized, right? OK, I'll be reasonable with you. You sound like a noble, but I thought you must be tall." On. I didn’t expect that he would say such vulgar words!”

The middle-aged man's face began to turn green, me, Keith, a wizard pure-blood nobleman who has been inherited for hundreds of years, am I vulgar?You are obviously a vulgar upstart!

"I have something to say, please listen carefully: In the past, when the Holy See persecuted wizards in the Middle Ages, the country was in chaos, and there was turmoil in all directions. The country was turned into ruins, and the people were suffering from misery. On this occasion of national calamity, you, pure blood, What can nobles do?"

While Zhang Heyang was reciting "An Actor's Self-cultivation" silently in his heart, he recalled teacher Tang Guoqiang's expressive acting skills, his penetrating portrayal, his mouth that could kill, and his heart-wrenching words!

"Which excavator school is...?"

No, not that.

"You, the nobles of generations, should take the world as your own responsibility and save the world. It's fine if you don't do anything. I, a good socialist young man with a sense of responsibility and ambition in the new era, want to build the world, and you still say bad things to me? It is simply a sin so serious that heaven and earth will not tolerate it!”

The middle-aged man pointed his magic wand at Zhang Heyang and said with trembling lips: "You... you damn upstart, how dare you..."

"Shut up!" Zhang Heyang yelled loudly and loudly, causing the ears of the people around him to buzz. "Shameless old thief! Don't you know that everyone in the world is willing to eat your flesh! How dare you talk here!"

Zhang Heyang looked at the scene around him with great satisfaction. As expected, my teacher Tang Guoqiang, the Emperor of Eternity, is invincible!

He continued to visualize Zhuge Liang, played by Teacher Tang, with a face full of worry about the world and a face full of rain, snow and wind.The Prime Minister, who has been busy with the world's plans for three times, helped the old ministers in the two dynasties, worked hard and died, once he opens his mouth, no one can compete with him for his grace:

"There is no charge for a one-month trial, learn excavator, and become a senior technician in Lanxiang, Shandong..."

Phew, wrong again!

Hey, what's wrong with my mouth? I can't help but say weird things!

I am now the head chef and belong to

Those in the New Oriental camp are natural enemies of Beida Jade Bird and Lan Xiang.

Everyone, step back and give me, Yu Minhong, Hogwarts a face.

Zhang Heyang put on the half-rimmed black glasses he took out from somewhere, and delivered a deafening final blow in fluent and standard American English:

"I have never seen such a shameless person!!!"

"Shameless person!" "Shameless person!" "Shameless person!"

……

The echo of the sound continued to echo in the room, and the middle-aged man's chest rose and fell more and more violently. He pointed his wand at Zhang Heyang, as if he wanted to say something, but in the end he did not say anything. After screaming "Ah", he turned over and fell off his horse.

"Professor Zhang, he doesn't seem to be riding a horse." Hagrid said awkwardly, looking at Zhang Heyang who had somehow conjured up a wheelchair and sat on it with a pretentious look on his face.

"Why is there no horse? Where's my horse? Where's the horse?" Zhang Heyang swung his wand twice angrily, and a table at the door was transformed into a horse, which stepped hard on the middle-aged man's chest, "Crack!" There was a crisp sound, and a large piece of the middle-aged man's chest dented obviously and strangely.

"Damn it, you've gone too far!" Zhang Heyang quickly turned the horse back into a table. I just wanted it to step on my sleeves. Why did it get stepped on like this?

"It must be that the tables here are not good. They are too irritable and the horses they turn into are more aggressive." Zhang Heyang said with a righteous face, "Don't do this again next time. Change to a place where the tables are. , I recommend you to go to Yiwu Small Commodity City, it’s cheap and affordable. It doesn’t matter whether you buy it or not, just go inside and have a look and sit in the room. For two yuan, you will suffer a loss if you can’t buy it..."

"Yes, yes, you are right, everything you said is right." Davis was about to cry. This is a member of the Keith family!Not only a pure-blood wizard family, but also a noble family!He is the kind of person who could even force Dumbledore to step down and is always looking forward to the closing of Hogwarts.I can't even offend Dumbledore, I'm just a cake seller!

But he didn't even dare to put him in trouble with Zhang Heyang.Are pure-blood nobles powerful?Is the patriarch of the Keith family awesome?In just two words, he was put to bed, and in the end, he conjured up a horse and trampled him again and again, killing people without even a head-turn. He was so cruel that he was scarier than Voldemort.

Davis had no choice but to quickly push two cakes into Zhang Heyang's hands, trying to get the two people to leave quickly.

"You... just wait for me, Keith... won't... won't let you go!" When Zhang Heyang and Hagrid walked to the door, the half-dead middle-aged Keith said intermittently.

"Hey, go ahead, the wizard's resistance to physical damage is really high! I'm so envious!" Zhang Heyang looked at Keith lying on the ground and marveled, "In your state, your heart has been trampled into mince, right? Can you speak? That’s amazing!”

Hagrid stumbled and almost fell to the ground. Are you still envious of him?Do you envy others who were beaten so badly by you?

"You will definitely... regret it. The Keith family will fight you... to the death," Keith weakly issued a vicious curse. "Just wait to accept the endless pursuit of the Keith family, even if you become Werewolves and vampires will also have to pay the price for what happened today, hahaha!"

"Come on, just come!" Zhang Heyang doesn't care about him. I'm a cultivator in the Yuan Shen stage who has surpassed the limit of human strength. The worst I can do is hide in China. If you dare to come in, I'll call you dad, "Tell you, I, Stuart... Leonard has never been afraid of anyone!"

"Sneeze!" Leonard sneezed in the luxurious office on the other side of the Atlantic. He looked at the blown file in front of him in bewilderment, rubbed his nose, and wondered: "What's wrong with me? What does this mean? Do I have to find a fortune teller?"