Single dogs start with the protection of elves

Turning the corner of the street, Ying Shichuan woke up. Six people squatted on the side of the road, smoking cigarettes and saying nothing.

Except for Su Wei, everyone had bruises and swollen faces, especially Ying Shichuan, who had two big bumps on his forehead and his protruding horns, which gave him an inexplicable sense of joy.

"I will transfer 200 million to you tomorrow"

Ying Shichuan couldn't swallow this breath: "This matter can't be let go like this."

He has been a genius since he was a child. He awakened his bloodline at the age of sixteen and reached the peak of the first level at the age of eighteen. By chance, he obtained the blood of the Flame Tiger. His strength soared instantly. It was difficult to find an opponent at the same level. He was flattered everywhere, but he was never beaten by anyone. Knocked out

The point is, he woke up several times and almost fainted and almost drove people crazy. It was a great shame and humiliation.

"It's only 20, why do you need to pay for it?"

Su Wei didn't hear clearly and shook his head quickly. 20 is nothing. If it can be exchanged for a favor, it will be a good deal.

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Ying Shichuan was secretly depressed.

What's just 20? That bastard deliberately belittled me. Can't you tell?

What kind of genius is this young master? Is he only worth 20? At least worth 100 million. No, at least worth 200 million.

Less than 200 million is an insult to me.

No, I'll find an opportunity when I go back and transfer another 180 million to him. I can't ruin my reputation.

"How about we find a master and kill this bastard?"

A young man came forward with an idea.

"You don't have to find anyone else to get him."

Ying Shichuan gritted his teeth and his eyes were filled with fire: "If he hadn't been tricked, I would have broken his limbs and his hands."

Thinking of the sudden stop of Ying Shichuan's hand, he remembered that Tang Haoran's hands were broken. How could he pick up a brick and hit him with it?

It was so brutal when it was hit, and every hit was accurate. I fainted several times, and it hurts just thinking about it.

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you have obtained 333 crazy points from Yingshichuan."

"Master Chuan, why did you vomit at that time?" Seeing Ying Shichuan's silence, a gangster asked ignorantly.

"I was then"

Thinking of that scene, Ying Shichuan's heart trembled slightly: "It's so disgusting. A grown man actually blew a kiss at me. It made my whole body goosebumps, my blood rushed wildly, my breath was confused, and I couldn't help but vomited."

"Why are you asking this? It makes me vomit just thinking about it."

"Stop talking, it's too disgusting and I can't stand it."

"You don't know that feeling"

"Don't pay attention to me, I'll vomit for a while."

The more he spoke, the more disgusting he became, and everyone almost vomited.

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you have obtained 333 crazy points from Yingshichuan."

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 68 crazy points from Su Wei."

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 73 crazy points from the mixed armor."

In the food stall, looking at the crazy value on the screen, Tang Haoran's face was filled with joy.

The way he looked at Huang Yunshu was much gentler than before, which made Huang Yunshu's heart beat like a deer.

In the wind, there is quietly a trace of ambiguity

"Ding, warning, no waves allowed"

At the critical moment, the Elf in the Hat sounded the alarm.

Tang Haoran was so angry that he almost spit out a mouthful of old blood. What I do is none of your business.

I am a prodigal,

what can you do

"Ding, the master has excessive secretion of hormones. In order to prevent the loss of virginity, physical suppression will be implemented."

physical force suppression

停

Tang Haoran was instantly frightened.

I'm kidding, I, Tang Haoran, am upright, not fascinated by sex, not close to beauty, am I a person with random thoughts?

What are hormones? Go away

"It's late, let's go home"

Tang Haoran broke the ambiguity: "Boss, pay the bill."

The boss was drinking with someone at the next table, and the plump boss lady was collecting the money. She was busy choosing clothes on Taobao and didn't pay attention to Tang Haoran at all.

I called several times but got no response.

Tang Haoran was very angry. He took a photo first and then stepped forward and asked: "Madam boss, you are so beautiful, can I chase you?"

"Ding, congratulations, master, for getting 95 crazy points from Huang Yunshu."

It instantly attracted a lot of attention.

Damn it, young people are so arrogant

Huang Yunshu silently covered his forehead. This bastard was so shameless. He even teased the boss's wife in front of him.

If you are sure that your aesthetics are fine, then you can’t tease someone else.

The landlady blushed: "No"

Tang Haoran: "Then can you chase me?"

The landlady said firmly: "Of course not"

Tang Haoran: "Then I'm leaving, don't regret it."

Boss lady: “I definitely won’t regret it.”

Not far away, the boss stood up and glared.

Mara Gobi, you fight so fiercely, you molest my wife in front of me, do you think I don’t exist?

Believe it or not, I'll go inside and get a kitchen knife.

"Okay, I'm leaving"

Tang Haoran shook his head and left gracefully

Everyone stared blankly until he walked away.

The landlady secretly rejoiced that a handsome young man was teasing her without makeup. It seemed that she was still charming and charming.

“Table No. 3, no payment”

The kebab chef came to his senses first.

The boss is so embarrassed.

The landlady who "escapes the order" is stupid.

"puff"

A group of people woke up and sprayed wine instantly.

"Ding, congratulations to the owner, you got 99 crazy points from the boss lady."

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 92 crazy points from the boss."

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 65 crazy points from passerby A."

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 58 crazy points from Passerby B."

on the way home.

Looking at the refresh rate, Tang Haoran smiled again

Not only did the meal cost nothing, but it also gave me a lot of crazy points, this kind of good thing is never too much.

He shrugged at Huang Yunshu: "Look, it's that simple to eat the King's meal."

"Ding, congratulations, master, for getting 62 crazy points from Huang Yunshu."

Huang Yunshu's outlook on life is messy. Who are these people? They are so bad. Are you embarrassed to be so confident while eating the King's meal?

So thick-skinned

Huang Yunshu made a serious face: "You treat me to dinner and you skip the bill, you are really insincere."

Tang Haoran smiled: "Who said I escaped the bill?"

I saw him click on the photo album on his mobile phone, find a photo, identify the QR code in the picture, and send him 200 yuan.

"If it's more, it's a tip, if it's less, you deserve it." Tang Haoran looked stingy: "Who told her to ignore us?"

"puff"

Huang Yunshu smiled: "You are so bad, it turns out that you have already taken a picture of the payment code."

A smile blooms like a flower, illuminating the space between heaven and earth. The whole world is eclipsed by it. As long as you take a look at it, your mind will be taken away.

Another elf warning came to my ears

“It’s so beautiful, I can’t stand it.”

Tang Haoran quickly lowered his head and strode forward.

Soon he arrived at the gate of the community, and just as he was about to go in, Huang Yunshu reached out to him.

Huang Yunshu: "Give me the phone."

Tang Haoran: "What are you doing?"

Obediently handing over the phone, Huang Yunshu slid his slender fingers and quickly entered a string of numbers, adding the word "Yunshu" as a note.

She was still worried, so she dialed the number herself and made sure she heard the ringing before returning it to Tang Haoran.

"Goodbye"

The beauty smiled brightly, turned around and walked away

The graceful and light figure brought bursts of fragrant wind. Tang Haoran took a deep breath and his eyes suddenly lit up.

"Ding, no unrequited love, no random sex"

The hat elf sent a warning on time.

mmp,

unacceptable

unacceptable

"Elf, I want to resist"

Tang Haoran was furious and reasoned loudly: "Just keep my virginity. Why don't you allow me to touch women? I'm not messing around. Even if you are the system, you can't restrict my freedom. I'd rather die."

"Ding,"

The Hat Elf fell silent.

The elf who drives his master to death is not a good elf

"Give me my freedom, give me my human rights"

"If I am not free, I would rather die"

Tang Haoran protested shamelessly loudly in his heart.

"Ding, ordinary people have low willpower and are easily tempted by beauty, so they need to be strictly controlled. After you wake up, you can relax a little."

After a long time, the elf spoke again, obviously making concessions.

"you sure"

Tang Haoran was overjoyed when he heard this: "I will wake up tonight."

The madness value has reached more than 10,000. If he buys another awakening fruit, he is 90% sure of awakening.

He will wake up tonight