Pirates: Song of Misanthropy

The next day, in the blue sea, the waves were undulating, and there was no cloud in the sky. A small boat was slowly drifting with the wind.

On the bow and on the deck, there is a sun umbrella, a deck chair, a golden monkey with its legs crossed, a banana in one hand and a goblet in the other, squinting comfortably.

Drinking wine from time to time, blinking his mouth, eating bananas from time to time, with an expression of enjoyment, I don't know, I thought it was the young master who was living a corrupt life.

Not far away, a figure with stone cuffs and a very embarrassed expression was looking angrily at the golden monkey on the reclining chair.

Maybe it was aware of Waldo's resentful gaze, the monkey opened its eyes, its face exaggerated on the spot, grinned hoarsely, put down the goblet humanely, and said, "What are you looking at, hurry up and rub my legs."

Along with dancing, Waldo blushed, and actually walked up to the monkey, pressing the monkey's leg tremblingly.

"Squeak...idiot, haven't you eaten? You don't have any strength at all."

The monkey was reluctant and cursed.

"I'll wipe your uncle. If you have the ability to kill me, you can kill me without humiliation. If you have the ability to remove my handcuffs, I will teach you to be a man, no, I will teach you to be a monkey."

Waldo exploded, his face livid, he had had enough of this monkey.

In the past few days, this monkey didn't know what the fuss was, and it casually regarded itself as a subordinate. If there was a disagreement, it would just give it a fuss, making Waldo want to die every day.

This stupid monkey didn't even think about it, I was wearing Hailoushi handcuffs, and I was weak, and I was asked to serve tea and water, but I couldn't afford it, or I was dissatisfied, and then I was whipped, and my nose was bruised and my face was swollen.

I remember a few times before, I stubbornly ignored the monkey's unreasonable demands, but after Hu Luopingyang was bullied by dogs and suffered a few lessons that would make life worse, Waldo decided to condescend to the monkey's despotic power for the time being.

He swears that a man can bend and stretch, these are all temporary, after he escapes from here, he must let this monkey taste why his butt is so red.

"Zhizhi... Hehe, how dare you talk back to me like this?" The monkey stood up, squinted his eyes, put his arms around his shoulders, and looked at Waldo strangely.

Seeing this look, Valdo shuddered all over, because this period of dark life made Valdo deeply understand the horror of this monkey.

Sure enough, the next moment, Waldo's conjecture was confirmed.

"You dead monkey, wait for me, I will kill you one day." Along the side of the boat, the monkey was holding a fishing rod, and the bait was undoubtedly Waldo.

At this time, Waldo's lower body was soaked in the water, and even the insults were weak, but even so, he still insulted forcefully.

"Zhi Zhi... still dare to scold, I have no food today."

After finishing speaking, he actually fixed the fishing rod and left, leaving just like that, causing Waldo's face to change drastically.

"Dead monkey, come back to me..." Turning his head, looking at the fast approaching fish ridge on the sea, Waldo struggled violently.

"If I die, the sky bird will be angry."

These words made the monkey stop, and then hesitated a bit. It walked to the side of the boat and dropped Waldo in mid-air, so that the carnivores in the sea could only rub against Waldo's butt.

"You fucking monkey, I'm cursing your butt to be so red forever." Valdo felt a pain in his butt after violent tossing, and saw a half-meter-long sharpmouth fish hanging on it, swinging back and forth.

The heart-wrenching pain made Waldo's face ashen.

"Zhizhi...you dare not accept it." The monkey was very angry, and the consequences would be serious.

Stepping on the moon steps, he walked to Waldo's side. The monkey grinned hoarsely, and even pulled off Waldo's clothes. In an instant, a naked unknown object swung its oars back and forth across the sea.

After being stunned for a moment, with a cold feeling on his crotch, Waldo was furious and roared, "You have the ability to kill me. If you insult me ​​like this, you will be struck by lightning, you red-assed beast."

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Waldo's eyes were red, and the high emotion colored the whole sea, shame, absolute shame, even the heart of death.

"Squeak...Hmph!" The monkey clapped his hands with a smug expression, and then disappeared along the side of the boat, leaving only Waldo cursing.

"I'm going to kill you."

"Red ass monkey."

"If you have the ability, fight me for three hundred rounds."

"I teach you how to be a monkey."

"You are paralyzed!"

"........."

Suddenly, a stinky sock was accurately thrown into Waldo's mouth, and the charming fragrance almost made Waldo faint with happiness.

A tear fell across his cheek, and Waldo actually cried, being bullied by a monkey and crying.

This is a shame, and this is a wound that cannot be healed in a lifetime. At this moment, Waldo feels so wronged, so wronged.

But at this moment, on the bow of the ship, on a piece of grass, Xuan Ye closed his eyes, crossed his legs, and his whole body was burning with golden-red flames.

Steady breathing, blood circulation, and a three-legged divine bird with outstretched wings standing behind it.

The inch-by-inch flames swayed around Xuan Ye continuously as if they were alive. Every moment, strange forces appeared in the flames. Visible to the naked eye, Xuan Ye's seriously injured body has begun to heal slowly. .

This state is the healing state developed by Xuan Ye. It absorbs the heat energy from the outside world and burns the flames, so as to feed back itself. It can not only quickly restore physical strength, but also accelerate blood flow and quickly recover from injuries.

Two hours later, Xuan Ye breathed out a mouthful of flames, and slowly opened his eyes.

Dazzling, those dark eyes are like stars, exuding endless aura and fierceness.

Standing up, looking at the leisurely monkey on the recliner, Xuan Ye shook his head, speechless; during this time, how did the monkey punish Waldo, and how did Waldo go from being disdainful, to resisting, and finally yelling at him? It was clearly visible at night, and he didn't stop it. Instead, he was a little funny at the monkey's movements.

Looking at the surrounding sea, Xuan Ye frowned unconsciously.

"Hey, get up." Walking to the recliner, this bastard was still drooling, blinking his mouth from time to time, talking in sleep.

"Mother monkey..."

"Bananas, lots and lots of bananas..."

Not knowing whether to laugh or cry, Xuan Ye yelled, but the dead monkey was in a deep sleep, so he didn't bother him, and walked to the edge of the boat instead.

What catches the eye is a naked guy, his ass is dripping with blood, and from time to time, there are one or two small fishes relentlessly biting on him.

He raised his hand and put down Waldo, with a strange look on his face.

"If you have the ability to kill me, you can't be humiliated." Valdo was dying, and he didn't even have the energy to yell.

During this time, it was the darkest and most humiliating day for Waldo, and even the monkey had a shadow in his heart.

No one knew the blood and tears in Waldo's heart. Thinking about how high-spirited he was at the beginning, he offered a reward of [-] million Baileys, but now it was his turn to be in such a situation, which made Waldo suffer a great blow.

He swore that as long as he had the chance, he would definitely kill all the monkeys in the future, especially this golden monkey with red buttocks.

For monkeys, Waldo hated them deeply.

"Anyway, it's a [-] million big pirate, and the ability to bear it is too bad." Standing in front of Waldo with a look of resentment, Xuan Ye sneered.

"Huh...huh..." Waldo just hummed, because he really didn't have the strength to speak, and Shu disappeared. Was Waldo haggard at this moment?

This sounds like tears.

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