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Dear fellow Earthlings, how are you doing now?

I haven't written to you for a long time. I feel like I'm dying recently. This last ghost coin may be my last words.

I should have written many last words to you before, but this one may be the last one. It has been more than a hundred years since I traveled to this world, and my body feels more and more old, just like a car. Just like the Wuling van that has been used for more than 100 years and 3 million kilometers, it makes noises and creaks everywhere. If you shake it hard, parts will fall off.

Has Wuling collapsed?

I can’t see it anymore. It’s a pity and I miss my Wuling van. Apart from it being a little noisy, a little slow and a little unsafe, it was otherwise very good. I don’t know who got the advantage after I came here.

Some time ago, I actually forgot about the function of writing about the underworld coins, so I didn’t write about it for more than ten years. There have been a lot of things in the past ten years, but to sum up, I occupied a village here and became the village bully. , I don’t give you money to eat or take things, I even print money, and they still call me dad, living a life that is only in the novels that you most envy.

Maybe I'm really old. When I say this, it's a bit like the way I used to show off a new toy gun to the kids next door when I was a kid. Even the mood is similar. I'm a very stinky person.

Where will I go after I die?

Namo Ami, Niulan Buddha, just don’t go to the world with Frieza. Please help me travel to the starting point of the Xianxia world. The girls there are awesome. As long as there are no eye problems and no color blindness, those wearing Luo shirts Fairies will not see them as ghosts, but when they turn off the lights and go to bed at night, they must change into modern pajamas or swimsuits. Otherwise, if they wake up at night and see a ghost next to them, their lifespan will be reduced by at least half, and they will be able to hold back their urine and feces.

Big fool Pete actually brought me a god: the legendary Thor, the son of Odin. Even I envy his luck.

After I learned magic, I disguised myself as a god. So far, no one has been able to see through it. You don’t know that magic can actually be programmed, and you don’t know if it would work on the original earth.

There are real gods here. Their lifespans are really super long. It’s not that their planet or world has a short day. It’s actually not much different. They really live for thousands of years. I have a super power that can view and modify other people’s brains. I don’t know if I have told you before, so those memories cannot be faked.

Looking at the women in the fairy palace in Thor's mind, they are dressed in a slightly ancient European style, and I don't know how they will sleep.

Thor will not be able to help Thor to the throne of Taoyuan for long, because Odin cannot allow him to do so. The wheel of history is rolling forward, and my old bones may be rolled over if I stand in the way.

Let him take care of it first. After Odin is killed, Thor will be the new god king. When I get old, he will have to take care of Taoyuan Town. He has learned the routine of the honorary XX on earth. .

Another deeper reason is that I am a mortal, and the modified divine body does not have a matching soul, so it is useless. Thor is a real god, has a long life, and is relatively experienced in resisting beatings. The extraordinary power of Taoyuan Town It is gradually revealed that I have no control over the thoughts of these scoundrels. If any of them loses their minds and commits genocide, it will be blamed on me and I will definitely die suddenly.

So let Thor be the God of Peach for a while and see how things go. He is the God of Thunder and is not afraid of thunder. There is no one more suitable than him.

Although he is about to die, he still has not enough happy old age left.

I saw that the ancient time gem was passed on to his disciples, so I planned to go back to China after the handover to find the gem I had hidden. If I really died, I would ask Thor to take care of this gem. The salaries of the losers in Taoyuan Town are definitely not to compare with Gu Yi.

Strange thing, why do many memories that I normally can’t remember suddenly surface when I’m writing about Mingbi?

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After writing the last ghost letter, I feel like I can live for a while longer...

Damn it! what's the situation?

I thought I was going to die before. Is it because I haven’t written about this damn ghost coin for more than ten years?

Or... is the way to extend lifespan better by burning Hades Coins to the folks on Earth?

Try burning a blank one...

invalid……

Try burning this one...

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Following the last one, I seem to have a feeling that the number of words written is too few?

Then I should write longer?

Ahhhhh...ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

I have written a full little composition-style letter to you. I hope you can have it in order when you receive the letter, otherwise it will really fall into your crotch, and it will be mud if it is not mud. I'm a serious person, so I don't know how to write short essays like that. Unlike that guy who writes about dreams, I traveled through my previous life before I finished reading it. Why don't you guys burn a few chapters for me to read?

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Take the previous one,

No, I can’t write short compositions like oh and ah, it won’t be effective. Or... am I not educated enough?

No, when I was writing a short composition in my previous life, no matter how I changed my vest, the starting point seemed to know which network cable was in my house. Why... no matter what channel... I found the right one and locked them all in a small dark room. , will never see the light of day, this proves that Qidian attaches great importance to me and pays special attention to me! Athos forced the old man to become too poor to pay the electricity bill, so he had no choice but to change from good to good and become a programmer.

There should be no control over me now, so I’m going to start with the title party. The title of this ghost coin is called... look at it.

I have to write something related to the topic, right?

This kind of short composition should be written with passion, but this is what the old man lacks now!

No, let me open my eyes and take a look at Natalie and the others’ training routine! Natalie was not raised as a child and will not have psychological problems, just take a look.

They are closed today...

Look where she is...

By the way, my current super power is combined with magic, and I can see through pinholes everywhere. If I weren't afraid of getting needle eyes, believe it or not, I have reached the pinnacle of life that you all envy... Cross it out and change it to: The terminal of happiness!

She is sleeping, and her sleeping appearance is really bad! Still drooling...

999 bad reviews.

Should I take a photo of her now and attach it to the hell coin to burn and see? Have I ever done this?

Where's the camera? Where's the old man's camera? Where is the old man’s precious camera? Where is the old man’s precious camera that specializes in taking private videos of his girlfriend?

I searched through boxes and cabinets for several hours but couldn't find it. He had already run away. Forget it, maybe today is not an auspicious day.

I can't stand it any longer, so I'll burn this one first to try out the effect.

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short essay:

Personal test has shown that it works, and the lifespan of the soul is increased by at least five years! Next time I will definitely post a moving photo to enhance the effect.

What scientific principle is this? Oh no, what kind of magic principle is this?

Did someone like it?

Or did someone use my ghost letters to write a book?

What the hell!

Don't let me know, otherwise I will make you look good when you go back. This old man is not someone to be trifled with!

I have to move somewhere. If I use my current image to enter and leave Old Blue's house, it will be difficult to explain if I am discovered one day. Fortunately, I have a space ring now, so moving is not that troublesome.

Should I arrange for Peach God to die? I plan to go on a trip, and AlphaGo has been inviting me to stay in her Guanghan Palace.