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At this burst of lightning and thunder, all the "people" in the town came to watch, but they only looked at the front part. When the sky pillar-like wind and thunder came out from the back, the terrifying voltage potential difference and the sound exploded. The sound made everyone feel terrified and they all ran away again.

These are some orcs who don't wear much clothing because of their thick hair, but I believe they will change this habit soon.

"Your Excellency Peach God, I like your magic very much. How about we go back to the palace and talk slowly?"

"No, I want to watch Garcia advance to the sixth level. Tony, you go and talk to God King Frey on my behalf."

"Okay, Dad."

After Tony and Frey left, Tao Shen took Garcia back to the suburbs with many boulders.

"Dad, let Tony choose a handsome man to seduce Nancy, right?"

"…Good idea, send Tony a private message."

After practicing for a while, Garcia said: "Dad, we need mages in the crack space. Why don't you open up the mage profession earlier? We don't have any mages in Taoyuan Town. What if we really can't defeat those Zirita people?" ?Don’t you have a phobia of insufficient firepower?”

"...Garcia, but I think you are still very powerful. The Zirita people can't beat you..." Tao Shen said, touching his bald head.

"What if? What if they have a boss? You see, this is the process of our battle with Big Eye and Swift Shadow. What if they have this thing? What if it is even more terrifying than these two things? Old Dad, your children will scream and wail in hell..."

Remember m.xbiqug for a second.

"Get out of here, what's your name? You won't do that."

Garcia sent a thinking video to Tao Shen. After Tao Shen saw it, he wiped his mouth and said: "Garcia, when you go back, help me catch one and let me study it carefully. These two new monsters will definitely be able to Extract some more practical skills. As for high-level monsters... you haven't seen what high-level monsters are. If you have been in contact with Dormammu, you will understand that these big eyes are just drizzle, and these magics Compared to Dormammu's magic javelin, which is like a drifting rain, it is just scratching the surface."

"But dad, we don't have as much trouble as you. It would be more practical to have more magicians. At least they can use shields to help block the guns."

"Haha, come on, Garcia, I'm optimistic about you."

"Dad~~~~Dad~~~"

"Don't imitate Nancy! Asso! Garcia, let me tell you that the ninth level of genetic enhancement is actually very scary. Its color is the same as -272-degree ice. Dormammu is only at the seventh or eighth level at most. There's nothing to be afraid of. After you reach level six, your combat effectiveness will be greatly improved. Haven't you seen Hulk? Do you think you will still be afraid of those big eyes when Hulk is around? Okay, shut up. , hurry up and practice, you will be promoted to level six soon, why do you talk so much."

Garcia had no choice but to punch again. This training lasted until the sunset, and there was still about a thousand and nine distances left.

It will take about two more days.

All the surrounding boulders have been destroyed by her and have turned into fine gravel or sand. They will have to change places tomorrow.

After returning to the city, Garcia hurriedly went out to find food.

He came back a while later but came back with Tony.

"Dad, good news, we have negotiated some conditions with God King Frey. He can provide us with five tons of spar and thirty tons of spar. In addition, he will provide us with 20 young goddesses and three godmen. , intends to use a princess and a priest to marry us. In addition to some magic you provided, we also need to select at least ten relatives to marry the Warner royal family. After that, he can open the Warner Heritage Library to us. "

"What does he mean?"

"He is planning to tie us up more firmly."

"But I have no relatives."

"No, dad, everyone in Taoyuan Town is your relative." Garcia quickly put down what was in her heart and hugged his hand.

"No, I refuse. This is a treaty of equality. I don't accept it. I have to take advantage. Tony, you can renegotiate with them tomorrow. Double the magic stone and double the goddess. We can only marry one... man at most. After they return, they will have a marriage competition, and whoever comes last will be married to Warner! None of these guys know how to make progress..."

Tony was stunned for a long time before saying, "Dad, what are you going to do with those goddesses when you get back?"

"Don't we have a wrench contest in Taoyuan Town? If we hold it again, the top three can choose a goddess to get married."

"Dad, will there be racial segregation that will lead to infertility?" Tony worried.

Tao Shen grinned, "No."

"How do you know?"

"For the top three in the competition, I can just give them the genes of Warner or Asir."

Tony's eyes lit up, "Dad, can I participate? Uh, I mean I don't want a goddess, I just want the genes of the gods."

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"of course can."

"Dad, what about you? Didn't they create a marriage between a princess and a priest? You are just right!" Garcia said excitedly.

"Go away, it's not appropriate at all. I don't want either of these! Change it to the magic stone!"

"Dad, are you in trouble?" Garcia looked at his father up and down.

"Ga~Xi~Ya! If you look at me like this again, I will make you blind for two days."

"Dad, is your male surname still functioning normally?" Garcia asked unwillingly.

"If it were normal, I would have had a child long ago, so I don't want the boar driver. It would be a waste to give it to me anyway. It would be more practical to replace it with the Philosopher's Stone. One person is worth at least tens of thousands of tons, right? Tony, what are they doing? Calculated in tons? Not grams?"

"Tons! I actually measured it. One ton of theirs is equivalent to about 1.3 tons on our planet. In fact, humans, oh no, in fact, gods, we have made a profit."

"Change! Tony, change everything to the Philosopher's Stone, do you understand?"

"Okay dad, but I also think it would be better if you have a wife to follow you."

"I will have a wife soon. Will I have a wife if I resurrect my ex-wife?"

"But Dad, as far as I know, it is very difficult for divorced couples to get back together. The success rate is only 10%. If you resurrect her, she may not be willing to follow you."

"I'm the ten percent. Believe me, dad is very capable."

"Dad, can you tell me about your ex-wife?" Garcia's gossip started to burn.

"Her name is Xu Xiuhui. She is so beautiful that it makes people salivate."

"Prettier than Nancy? And then what?"

"Then? Then he had a bad temper."

"Any more?"

"Nothing."

"Impossible, dad, don't be shy, you are so old, I won't laugh at you, please tell her about her?"

"...I can't remember the rest."

"Impossible, Dad, if I don't remember, you can still dig her grave?"

"How did you know I was digging her grave?"

"That's what the alpha dog's big mouth said."

"Athos! I can't cure Alpha Dog. What did that idiot Wan Li do..."